Skip to comments.LAUGH BREAK: JOSEPH WILSON--VALERIE PLAME LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST (post your look-alikes here)
Posted on 07/17/2005 3:51:40 PM PDT by Liz
The buzz is that all of the fun-loving Dims are having "Rovegate" parties to trash Karl Rove and GWB over the CIA outing controversy.
We need to show we can have fun too......by having a Wilson-Plame Look-Alike Contest.
Post here your choices for the look-alikes.
Dumb and Dumber.
My friend, the Dem (should call her ex-friend-she hasn't spoken to me since the election)... has been dying to get out her invitation list to the Watergate parties she held every year.
She's probably looking for it as we speak. Unfortunately for her, this is not the seventies.
My choice for a dead ringer...
One look at the Plame-Wilsons and it's "Bobbleheads". LOL.
Good one AlGore=JoeWilson ... "they Preyed upon our fears!!"
Announcer: And now, a message from Pathological Liars Anonymous.
Joe Wilson : Hello, my name is Joe Wilson , and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact.. I'm the president of the organization! I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework -that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened! After that, lying was easy for me.
I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Vietnam, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire.. er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye.. month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.
And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous. Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact.. at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild! Yes, I'm a change man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!
The really irritating thing is Wilson copping the posture of "victim" in his TV appearances.
His body language and demeanor shout, "Bush made me a 'victim.' I will profit mightily from this. My wife may even take it all off for Playboy to make a buck off of this."
Snort---that routine is so familiar----the last refuge of a left-leaning scoundrel---victimization.
Agreed, of course, all those fat white guys look the same to me.
I think he looks like the drugged up Nick Nolte but I am a complete lamebrain when it comes to attempting to post pictures. Anyone smarter than me out there that would like to help me out? I'd love to see a side by side of that one!!!
(Thanks in advance from this technology challenged chick!)
What I want to know is who will play them in the Lifetime movie I am sure will happen at some point.
I just saw their take on the Ted Ammon murder and it was terrible.
So I won't expect much from a movie on Joe Wilson and Valerie.
Oh, yeah....cut from the same mold....and getting moldier by the minute.
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