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LAUGH BREAK: JOSEPH WILSON--VALERIE PLAME LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST (post your look-alikes here)
7/17/05

Posted on 07/17/2005 3:51:40 PM PDT by Liz

The buzz is that all of the fun-loving Dims are having "Rovegate" parties to trash Karl Rove and GWB over the CIA outing controversy.

We need to show we can have fun too......by having a Wilson-Plame Look-Alike Contest.

Post here your choices for the look-alikes.


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My nominations for Joe Wilson look-alikes.

My nomination for Valerie Plame look-alike.

Neat, huh?

1 posted on 07/17/2005 3:51:41 PM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

Is that Rudy Guiliani in drag?


2 posted on 07/17/2005 3:53:26 PM PDT by nhoward14
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To: nhoward14

Yeah---not photoshopped, either. Rudy was courting transgender, gay, and the usual priapic NYC votes.


3 posted on 07/17/2005 3:56:19 PM PDT by Liz (You may not be interested in politics doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
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To: Liz

Why not pass out flyers telling the TRUTH--i.e., FReep the meetings!


4 posted on 07/17/2005 4:01:38 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: Liz

No resemblance there. Al Jolson was a great American. He was a very old great American with one working lung when he went to entertain the troops in Korea.

http://www.jolson.org

Some grand old tunes on the site.


5 posted on 07/17/2005 4:04:51 PM PDT by Graymatter
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To: Liz


6 posted on 07/17/2005 4:12:04 PM PDT by woofie (I Predict...... Dr. Neil Clark Warren will someday kill his wife and stop being pleasant to others)
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To: woofie

Amazing Cpstello likeness----LOL-----maybe Valerie looks like Abbott?


7 posted on 07/17/2005 4:25:41 PM PDT by Liz (You may not be interested in politics doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
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To: Liz

8 posted on 07/17/2005 4:38:58 PM PDT by JennysCool (Be good, and you will be lonesome. - Mark Twain)
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To: JennysCool

LOL, I'm SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tell you.


9 posted on 07/17/2005 4:41:19 PM PDT by mware ("God is dead" -- Nietzsch"....... "Nope, you are"-- GOD)
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To: mware

Your royalties, sir!


10 posted on 07/17/2005 4:42:54 PM PDT by JennysCool (Be good, and you will be lonesome. - Mark Twain)
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To: JennysCool

Round up the usual suspect.


11 posted on 07/17/2005 4:44:43 PM PDT by mware ("God is dead" -- Nietzsch"....... "Nope, you are"-- GOD)
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To: Liz
Joe Wilson opening his Munchausen mouth:


12 posted on 07/17/2005 4:50:20 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (Honoring Saint Jude's assistance every day.)
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To: JennysCool
THAT'S IT!!!

You've saved my sanity. I had been trying and trying to come up with who it was Wilson resembled. Thanks!
13 posted on 07/17/2005 4:50:53 PM PDT by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: mware

Hey, great Claude Rains impersonation.


14 posted on 07/17/2005 4:51:23 PM PDT by Liz (You may not be interested in politics doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
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To: Liz

15 posted on 07/17/2005 4:51:27 PM PDT by unsycophant
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To: JennysCool

That is too freakin'funny!


16 posted on 07/17/2005 4:52:29 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry (Tampa Bay, Fl. The lightning capital of the world!)
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To: Blurblogger

Snort----rub shoulders with the lefties? I'd rather climb into a cage with a 500 lb gorilla.


17 posted on 07/17/2005 4:52:59 PM PDT by Liz (You may not be interested in politics doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
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To: Liz
No doubt in my mind...

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Twins seperated at birth.
18 posted on 07/17/2005 4:53:00 PM PDT by Mad Mammoth (God said it, I believe it, and that settles it.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Man, I think you are close to winning the prize for best likeness.


19 posted on 07/17/2005 4:54:08 PM PDT by Liz (You may not be interested in politics doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
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To: Mad Mammoth

Bingo!


20 posted on 07/17/2005 4:54:28 PM PDT by citizencon
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To: Mad Mammoth

Dumb and Dumber.


21 posted on 07/17/2005 4:55:20 PM PDT by Liz (You may not be interested in politics; doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
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To: Liz

Gracias, gracis!


22 posted on 07/17/2005 4:55:25 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (Honoring Saint Jude's assistance every day.)
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To: unsycophant

ROTFLOL......good ones.


23 posted on 07/17/2005 4:56:58 PM PDT by Liz (You may not be interested in politics; doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
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To: nhoward14

My friend, the Dem (should call her ex-friend-she hasn't spoken to me since the election)... has been dying to get out her invitation list to the Watergate parties she held every year.

She's probably looking for it as we speak. Unfortunately for her, this is not the seventies.


24 posted on 07/17/2005 4:57:24 PM PDT by altura
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To: Mad Mammoth

My choice for a dead ringer...


25 posted on 07/17/2005 4:59:45 PM PDT by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: Liz

One look at the Plame-Wilsons and it's "Bobbleheads". LOL.


26 posted on 07/17/2005 5:02:42 PM PDT by unsycophant
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To: Mad Mammoth



Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner!




27 posted on 07/17/2005 5:02:44 PM PDT by StoneGiant
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To: Mad Mammoth

Good one AlGore=JoeWilson ... "they Preyed upon our fears!!"


28 posted on 07/17/2005 5:03:04 PM PDT by WOSG
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To: Liz
Joe Wilson IS Tommy Flanagan, the Pathological Liar (played by Jon Lovitz on SNL):

Announcer: And now, a message from Pathological Liars Anonymous.

Joe Wilson : Hello, my name is Joe Wilson , and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact.. I'm the president of the organization! I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework -that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened! After that, lying was easy for me.

I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Vietnam, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire.. er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye.. month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.

And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous. Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact.. at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild! Yes, I'm a change man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!

29 posted on 07/17/2005 5:03:54 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (Honoring Saint Jude's assistance every day.)
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To: FormerACLUmember; unsycophant; mware; Mad Mammoth

The really irritating thing is Wilson copping the posture of "victim" in his TV appearances.



His body language and demeanor shout, "Bush made me a 'victim.' I will profit mightily from this. My wife may even take it all off for Playboy to make a buck off of this."


Snort---that routine is so familiar----the last refuge of a left-leaning scoundrel---victimization.


30 posted on 07/17/2005 5:06:21 PM PDT by Liz (You may not be interested in politics; doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
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To: Liz
...the last refuge of a left-leaning scoundrel---victimization.

Au contraire, that is the FIRST refuge that liberals and leftists seek out, for if they are not perceived as victims by society, there is no interest in publicizing their many woes and sufferings at the hands of their persecutors.
31 posted on 07/17/2005 5:09:59 PM PDT by Mad Mammoth (God said it, I believe it, and that settles it.)
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To: Liz
Get Smart and "Agent 99"



OR
Joe Wilson, International Man of Mystery, and "Felicity Shagwell" Plame


32 posted on 07/17/2005 5:10:03 PM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: StoneGiant

Agreed, of course, all those fat white guys look the same to me.


33 posted on 07/17/2005 5:22:22 PM PDT by TheDon (The Democratic Party is the party of TREASON!)
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To: Liz
No doubt about it. It's these two. Looks, personality, and character says it all. :o)


34 posted on 07/17/2005 5:23:00 PM PDT by NRA2BFree
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To: NRA2BFree

I think he looks like the drugged up Nick Nolte but I am a complete lamebrain when it comes to attempting to post pictures. Anyone smarter than me out there that would like to help me out? I'd love to see a side by side of that one!!!

(Thanks in advance from this technology challenged chick!)


35 posted on 07/17/2005 5:37:46 PM PDT by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: Liz

What I want to know is who will play them in the Lifetime movie I am sure will happen at some point.
I just saw their take on the Ted Ammon murder and it was terrible.
So I won't expect much from a movie on Joe Wilson and Valerie.


36 posted on 07/17/2005 5:43:41 PM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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To: Liz

37 posted on 07/17/2005 5:44:59 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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To: samiam1972

http://www.htmlgoodies.com/primers/html/article.php/3478181


38 posted on 07/17/2005 5:49:05 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: NRA2BFree

Oh, yeah....cut from the same mold....and getting moldier by the minute.


40 posted on 07/17/2005 6:03:26 PM PDT by Liz (You may not be interested in politics; doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
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To: Mad Mammoth

"No doubt in my mind..."


Hilarious! Thanks!


41 posted on 07/17/2005 6:10:46 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Spade = spade.)
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To: NRA2BFree

"It's these two. Looks, personality, and character says it all. :o)"

Fabulous! LOL!


42 posted on 07/17/2005 6:12:56 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Spade = spade.)
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To: wagglebee

I'm too worn out to learn anything new tonight. I promise to study tomorrow!! Thanks for the tip! :o) I'm series.


43 posted on 07/17/2005 6:15:15 PM PDT by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: silverleaf

We ougha make book on when Valerie takes it all off for Playboy-----snort.


44 posted on 07/17/2005 6:22:29 PM PDT by Liz (You may not be interested in politics; doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
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To: Captain Peter Blood

Lifetime movie?

How about Rosie O'Donnell as Joe and Paris Hilton as Valerie?


45 posted on 07/17/2005 6:24:39 PM PDT by Liz (You may not be interested in politics; doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
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To: Mad Mammoth

Wow - that's eerie. Unfortunately, I can't say which one is the "evil twin."


46 posted on 07/17/2005 6:46:41 PM PDT by Augie76 ( . . . long-time lurker . . .)
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To: Liz


47 posted on 07/17/2005 6:50:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Plame Game.)
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To: Liz

Could minor Ambassador Joe Wilson himself have been the source in blowing his own Wife's "cover" (even if she had not been a covert CIA agent at the time fothe alleged leaks)?

It is distinctly possible, (though it may be unlikely that Joe Wilson himself directly was NY Times Judith Miller's source), since Joe Wilson himself evidently routinely bragged openly to strangers about her CIA employment, prior to such "cover" being "blown" in the press.

Here's an example of Joe's apparently routine and open bragging about Valerie being a "CIA agent," which became known directly to me over a year ago:

He certainly bragged about it per a famous and highly reliable source's (named below) account of his own face-to-face encounter with Amb. Joe Wilson prior to Valerie Plame's "outing" as a CIA agent/employee.

Based upon a personal conversation (we were in a small group eating; it was NOT an "off the record") I had with eminent historian Victor Davis Hanson (we were at a luncheon table together during a trip to Europe), it appeared entirely possible that Joe Wilson himself was the (or one source, if not the original one) possible source in revealing his own wife's status as a CIA agent or employee.

Victor Davis Hanson (Wilson presumably knew Victor Davis Hanson wrote regularly for NRO (National Review Online), had done OpEds for the Wall street Journal, and other publications, and had his own Website with a widespread following) said he (VDH) & Joe Wilson were both in the same "Green Room" before a televised debate-discussion on Iraq, etc. and Joe first warned the TV make-up person not to get powder on his $14,000 Rolex watch, then he bragged to Victor about several things (possessions and trips to Aspen, etc.), like his expensive car (I think it was a Mercedes), and then bragged about his beautiful ("hot") wife who, Joe Wilson said (braggingly) was a CIA operative.

I asked Victor Davis Hanson Why he didn't write up this account.(?) He replied that Joe Wilson would probably simply deny it, since only he (VDH) & Joe Wilson were in the Green Room together before the broadcast.

However, it is now easy to surmise that Joe Wilson is a crass, materialistic, self-promoting, vain, egotistical, bragaddocio-opportunist, so this account is perfectly consistent with Valerie Plame's TWO photo shoots in Vanity Fair.


48 posted on 07/17/2005 6:55:34 PM PDT by FReethesheeples (Gonzales appears to be quite WEAK on Property rights!)
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To: Liz

49 posted on 07/17/2005 7:50:13 PM PDT by Libloather (I trust Hillary as far as I can throw her...)
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To: Liz
How about 1 person to represent both Joe and Val
sort of "morphed together??

50 posted on 07/17/2005 11:49:23 PM PDT by syriacus (To WHICH entity does LIBELLER JOE WILSON pledge his allegiance?)
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