He told me he was going to get 80 virgins'

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=654191 ^ | 7/27/05 | Terry Kirby

[TonyM]

How much fun can 80 virgins be? I'll take one good old fashion nymphomaniac slut any day over 80 virgins.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

What exactly do dead Muslims do with the 72 virgins?

They will need something, cause their religion is going to take them straight to hell.

[groanup]

Maybe that's where old dead Chevy Vegas go...and it's not virgins at all.

I heard it was really "Virginians" including a few of the older ones like Thomas Jefferson and George Washington.

[Welsh Rabbit]

I've never quite gotten the 70 or 80 virgins thing. I mean it would be nice to have each one for a week or two but were talking eternity here.

Me too. Even if you just limit yourself to one a year, that's still less than a blip of time in eternity (plus your virgins would be getting kinda old after some decades). Anyways, as much as I love sex, I'm thinking there's probably something a whole lot better in the afterlife.

[Jazzman1]

I believe you get an EXTRA 10% if you live off western welfare before you BLOW UP INNOCENT PEOPLE.

[infocats]

"Wait a minute! I thought it was 72 virgins. Now there getting 80 virgins. Where did the 8 extra virgins come from."

Nowhere east of the Mississippi ;-)

[Bringbackthedraft]

There is no need for sex in the afterlife. When you get to the pearly gates St. Peter gives you an orgasmatron ball that needs no batteries. The best part is you don't have to buy it dinner or listen to it whine.

[scannell]

Maybe 80 virgins, and if you saw them you would know why they were virgins.

[dartuser]

Agree, but Im just trying to understand the logic of having fornication in the afterlife as a reward for a life that condemns it.

[Itsasquak]

72 virgins.
Average cycle - 28 days.
Average cycle length = 7 days.
Average number of virgins in a really bad mood at any given time = 72/28*7 = 18.

And they call this "paradise"?

Gives a new meaning to the term "raghead" huh.

[MudSlide]

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[MizSterious]

Ibrahim: "Reports emerged last night suggesting that he was convicted at the age of 17 for being part of a teenage gang which terrorised commuters at railway stations. "

Omar: "One local shop owner said Omar had tried to steal food..."

So, essentially they were drawn to Islam because it gives them carte blanche to do what they were inclined to do anyway, so long as they "praised Allah" in the process. Nice.

[rdcorso]

The liberal stupidity that has infected the majority of western governments is now coming back to haunt them.Britain has done nothing to stop the radical muslums from calling for the violent death of British civilization.The government doesn't even have the guts to stop paying these thugs their welfare checks.It's insane to think that the British people are financing their own destruction by paying the terrorist their welfare checks.Only the disease of liberalism would allow something like this to happen.

[DeFault User]

Sure they do.... Beat the living daylights out of them.

On earth they are allowed 3 wives. IIRC the Koran states a husband can beat each wife twice a week. That's six beatings a week, one per day and then a day of rest.

Now in paradise, our jihad warrior gets at least 72 virgins (actual number may vary) and can beat each one twice a week (we'll assume the same rule holds). That's 144 beatings a week, 24 beatings per day with one day of rest. Poor ol' Abdul ain't gonna have time for no debauchery if he fulfills his obligations.

[Terriergal]

Would the word inflation be too much here?

No, entirely appropriate. ROFL!

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Good point. Except that much of their fornication on this earth is with other males. Maybe when they get to the after life, they are in the mood for something different?

[Terriergal]

IIRC the Koran states a husband can beat each wife twice a week.

Next month it will be three times a week.

[Terriergal]

Agree, but Im just trying to understand the logic of having fornication in the afterlife as a reward for a life that condemns it.

I guess it depends on what the definition of the word IS is...

[Skywalk]

These people are obsessed with the idea that their precious "ummah" is being attacked. Because there are a BILLION of them or more, there is going to be some conflict involving them. Doesn't mean someone is attacking Islam.

Then again, it'd be nice if Islam stopped attacking its neighbors.

[Terriergal]

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