Posted on 08/03/2005 6:25:36 AM PDT by Sam's Army
So I get home last night and in the mail is an 8 page letter addressed to me with an invitation to join a "secret society". It seems I have been identified by some secret group of famous people who must remain anonymous right now as having "traits" that they are looking for to join their group. This must be something REALLY special, because they apparently only open themselves for new members every 7 years. Not only that, there is no cost to join. All I have to do is respond and I get a free book that details all their secrets to wealth, power, fame, etc.
Now normally, I would shy away from this stuff. I saw "Eyes Wide Shut" a few years ago when it came out and any notion of secret societies just gives me the heebee-jeebees. But, I'm really kinda tired of this whole "working for a living" thing and am thinking about giving it a go. On the other hand, I just know there has to be some level of hazing involved if I do join. I'm not really in the mood to get dropped off out in the wilderness after a 20 mile ride in a trunk of a car with only a quarter.
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society? Being that we are Freepers and all, could you just share the secrets with me so that I don't have to take the time to put a stamp on the pre-addressed envelope they sent me for a response?
Oh, and I have to respond by this Friday 8/5 or else the opportunity is lost FOREVER!!. Any advice is appreciated.
Nothing from NJ is legit. This is one of the most corrupt states in the country.
Your # 84
I LOVE Sing-a-long replies!!
All you have to do is look at the incept date. Given that I'm an '04, I have to assume that anyone with an '01 after their name knows that this is humor. He just forgot the "/guffaw" tag.
Perhaps it's former governor McGreevey's "secret society".
Some people may not be able to find their passwords to log back on. Now, there's a laugh a minute for you!
Some people with no brains might be able to reason that out!
Did this 8 page letter arrive, per chance, in a tinfoil envelope?
"Hey, it's Franklin..."
...says the one who logged herself out.
BESURETODRINKYOUROVALTINE
Winner!!!!!!
Good point.
Just separating the wheat from the chaff. Oddly, I have to logon quite a bit. I guess Cache Cleaner sweeps out the cookie after a while.
I'm sorry, but as Grand Poobah of the American Secret Societies, I'm afraid I'm going to have to revoke your invitation.
Was the letter post marked from Nigeria
First they ask you to join, then they ask you for money. Again, and again, and again, and again. And if you ever try to get out ... God help you--literally.
Guess some people don't look to see where the link is going, eh?
Now there's a good name for a secret society...
The 8 pages represent the 8 points of the compass. The 7 year cycle for membership represents the 4 elements (earth, air, fire and water) plus the 3 words that describe the Grinch (stink, stank, stunk).
This sounds legit to me. When you send your reply, be sure to include the secret password, Swordfish, and the passphrase, Owa - tagoo - siam.
Oh, then take your phone apart, place the parts in a pillowcase, go out in your front yard, twirl the pillowcase over your head and scream like a chicken!!!
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