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U.S. Begins Disengagement From Disputed Territories (VANITY/SATIRE)
SlowBoat407

Posted on 8/17/2005, 11:52:53 AM by SlowBoat407

August 17 (El Paso) – Amid tears and protests, U.S. Army soldiers today began the forced eviction of millions of residents who would not voluntarily leave southeastern Texas, New Mexical, Arizona and Southern California.

“My family has been here for generations”, said one resident, “and now they want us to pack up and leave as if we were never here. Why?”

Faced with the inability to secure the border with Mexico, the U.S. government has ceded lands back to the country in an effort to stem illegal immigration and repeated border incursions by violent Mexican and Central American gangs.

As despondent lifelong residents packed up their belongings and said tearful farewells to their ranches, businesses, farms and homes, jubilant Mexicans stood just over the border chanting, “Today El Paso, tomorrow, Washington!”


TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: aliens; immigrantlist; satire
Satire, folks.
1 posted on 8/17/2005, 11:52:53 AM by SlowBoat407
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To: SlowBoat407

You sure?


2 posted on 8/17/2005, 11:53:40 AM by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: SlowBoat407

Excellent!


3 posted on 8/17/2005, 12:15:40 PM by Clintons Are White Trash (Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas , Molly Ivins, Maureen Dowd - The Axis of Ugly)
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To: SlowBoat407

Unlike the Israelis, we are doing this on the installment plan.


4 posted on 8/17/2005, 12:28:13 PM by GoBucks2002
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To: SlowBoat407

Actually, President Kennedy did return some land to Mexico in the El Paso area (El Chamizal) which apparently had originally been on the Mexican side of the Rio Grande but had been in US possession for decades.


5 posted on 8/17/2005, 1:39:04 PM by Verginius Rufus
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To: SlowBoat407
Not funny. Too close to happening here.

Good write though.

6 posted on 8/17/2005, 2:57:34 PM by Balding_Eagle (God has blessed Republicans with really stupid enemies.)
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To: SlowBoat407

More Cowbell..........


7 posted on 8/18/2005, 2:17:30 PM by AmericanDave (God bless .......and MORE COWBELL)
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To: AmericanDave

I got a fever!


8 posted on 8/18/2005, 2:37:21 PM by SlowBoat407 (A living affront to Islam since 1959)
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To: dennisw; Cachelot; Yehuda; Nix 2; veronica; Catspaw; knighthawk; Alouette; Optimist; weikel; ...
If you'd like to be on this middle east/political ping list, please FR mail me.

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9 posted on 8/29/2005, 6:41:07 PM by SJackson (“I worry that I've seen this movie before”, Rep. Mark Kirk on aid to palestinians.)
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To: SlowBoat407
Satire, folks.

Bets?

10 posted on 8/29/2005, 7:50:00 PM by Slings and Arrows ("Even Tom Cruise would recommend that Cindy Sheehan take a Paxil." --PBRSTREETGANG)
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To: SlowBoat407

Seems a little too close to reality to be satire.....especially the way Jorge, Juan, and Eduardo have all been kissing Vicente's butt!


11 posted on 8/29/2005, 9:34:55 PM by Bombardier ("Religion of Peace" my butt.....sell that snakeoil to someone who'll buy it!)
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To: StoneColdGOP

ping


12 posted on 8/29/2005, 11:21:52 PM by Bella_Bru
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To: SlowBoat407

Satire?

Just give it time...


13 posted on 8/30/2005, 12:06:47 AM by StoneColdGOP ("The Republican Party is the France of politics" - Laz)
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