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That's a Croc !
The Morning Paper | 09/07/05 | vanity

Posted on 09/07/2005 4:17:22 AM PDT by genefromjersey

That’s a CROC !!

A French-sponsored 12 member Peruvian exploration team has discovered the fossil remains of a 46 foot crocodile – deep in the Amazon jungle.

It is believed the entire Amazon Basin was once an inland sea – stretching from Atlantic to Pacific, and inhabited by creatures such as this monster and a relatively demure and petite giant armadillo – whose fossil was also found nearby.

The crocodile fossil, which included skeleton, jaws, and very large teeth , indicates the creature may have had a head measuring four feet across ; and it probably weighed “about 9 tons “.

(Pace that distance off , and try to visualize 46 ‘ of hungry crocodile. Keep reminding yourself: “ It’s only a fossil ! It’s only an old fossil !! “)

Waterford Twp., Michigan – Speaking of “old timers ” , Mr. Rolla Zuck, will be 100 years old on September 20th , and still drives a car to the bowling alley every week - where he maintains a respectable 155 average in the Senior League.

In May, he bowled two 200 games, and a 170 ,for an average of 190.

( He might be old, but he’s no fossil ! )

Moscow: Now that we’re on the topic , a young man, who had gotten “fossilized” on WAY too much vodka decided to sleep it off – on a railway track bed – between the rails of a commuter line.

The engineer of an oncoming passenger train saw him lying there, and applied the brakes-but the train rolled right over the sleeping man.

Rescuers tried to pull the man out, but failed; so the train was inched forward until it had passed over him completely, and he was in the clear.

The drunk never woke up ! He was still snoring happily as crew members pulled him out of the track bed and hauled him to safety .

( Somehow I doubt this fellow is going to live long enough to worry about Senior Bowling averages ! )


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bowlers; chatland; drinkers; fossils; heynicelink; history; nomodstoday; wasteofspace

1 posted on 09/07/2005 4:17:22 AM PDT by genefromjersey
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To: genefromjersey

In that pile of rocks, did the French find their backbone?


2 posted on 09/07/2005 4:19:38 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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To: mtbopfuyn

Speaking of the French, did you hear that they're offering Katrina aid? Tents and tarps from Martinique.


3 posted on 09/07/2005 4:20:50 AM PDT by hershey
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To: genefromjersey

4 posted on 09/07/2005 4:22:22 AM PDT by xcamel (Deep Red, stuck in a "bleu" state.)
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To: mtbopfuyn

I wonder who was responsible for the global warming that turned the entire Amazon basin into an inland sea... and how did they cool the planet down afterward...


I wonder...


5 posted on 09/07/2005 4:25:29 AM PDT by coconutt2000 (NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
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To: genefromjersey; SunkenCiv

Dr. Paul Sereno & a "supercroc" skull found in the Sahara

6 posted on 09/07/2005 4:25:33 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: genefromjersey
Some scale:

Among the very largest crocs to ever live, Sarcosuchus imperator, nicknamed SuperCroc, stretched out to reach as long as 40 feet (12 meters), the length of a city bus. Its weight was about ten times that of today's croc. The crocodilian was not a dinosaur, but it lived alongside them—and possibly made dinner out of them.

7 posted on 09/07/2005 4:29:11 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: xcamel

Arrrrrrrr, chomp chomp


8 posted on 09/07/2005 4:32:32 AM PDT by PeteB570
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To: xcamel

He looks so friendly. What a nice smile.


10 posted on 09/07/2005 5:04:38 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
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To: coconutt2000
I wonder...

Err....Bush did it?

11 posted on 09/07/2005 5:08:20 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
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To: hershey

i knew they wouldn't give what they dont have.....soap,toothpaste ,etc.


12 posted on 09/07/2005 5:16:43 AM PDT by fatteddy
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To: genefromjersey
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=1091881

Reuters Croc Story

13 posted on 09/07/2005 6:47:36 AM PDT by TerryGale
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To: genefromjersey

Leviathan ??


14 posted on 09/07/2005 6:59:41 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Pray fervently for those affected by Hurricane Katrina.)
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To: martin_fierro
Thanks Martin. A one hundred year old bowler is a good GGG topic. ;') No ping, just adding to the catalog.

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15 posted on 09/07/2005 7:25:01 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated by FR profile on Sunday, August 14, 2005.)
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To: genefromjersey

I get the impression that the remains of the giant armadillo were the remains of giant arma-dinner.


16 posted on 09/07/2005 11:46:06 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: BradyLS

Either that, or some sort of neolithic speed bump...


17 posted on 09/08/2005 5:12:16 AM PDT by genefromjersey (So much to flame;so little time !)
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