Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Jokesters firing away at Cheney over hunting accident (but the Bradys shouldn't quit their day jobs)
Scripps Howard News Service ^ | February 13, 2006

Posted on 02/13/2006 2:04:02 PM PST by presidio9

- The first shooting involving a vice president since the time of Aaron Burr has lit up the blogosphere with political jokesters lampooning Vice President Dick Cheney's weekend hunting accident as "Quailgate."

"You know who's doing a 'there but for the grace of God go I'? Scalia," wrote comedian Al Franken on his Web site, referring to Cheney's longtime duck-hunting friend, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.

The Internet sprouted with offerings of "Dick Cheney hunts people" T-shirts and comments about calling the vice president "Deadeye Dick." There also was a version of the vice-presidential seal featuring a shotgun-wielding Elmer Fudd in hunting gear, with the inscription: "Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting I-wackies."

"Guns don't shoot people. The vice president shoots people," read one posting. The site Davezilla.com lampooned the difference between a hunter in a bright orange vest, and a quail.

Sarah and Jim Brady, founders of a leading gun-control group, blasted the vice president for his staunch support of guns.

"Now I understand why Dick Cheney keeps asking me to go hunting with him," Jim Brady said in a statement. "I had a friend once who accidentally shot pellets into his dog - and I thought he was an idiot."

"I've thought Cheney was scary for a long time," added his wife Sarah, who campaigned against the vice president in the last election because of Cheney's record opposing gun-control measures when he served in Congress. "Now I know I was right to be nervous."

Animal-rights groups suggested that Cheney give up bird hunting. "We don't quite understand his obsession with shooting animals, and we'd advise him to pursue a less violent form of relaxation and get on with the important business of leading the country," said Wayne Pacelli, president of the Humane Society of the United States.

On the Internet, some commentators were quick to point out the shooting incident was the first involving a vice president since Aaron Burr, vice president to Thomas Jefferson, shot Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton in an 1804 duel in Weehawken, N.J. Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, updated its article on the Burr-Hamilton duel this weekend, adding the sentence: "In 2006, Richard Cheney, while on a hunting trip in Texas, became the second vice president to shoot a person while in office."

Some political pundits forecast political fallout from the injuries sustained by 78-year-old Harry Whittington, who walked into shooting range behind Cheney during the quail hunt Saturday and was hospitalized with pellets in his face.

"I'm very thankful Whittington is doing fine," said commentator Michelle Malkin. "Unfortunately, this is very bad news for the White House - and not just because of the inevitable late-night jokes that will inundate the airwaves over the next week. The Dems will exploit this accident to smear Cheney as incapable of being trusted, weak of mind, etc. The resignation rumors will fly again. And the biography of a man who has served this country so well and so honorably for so many years will be overshadowed by a single, ill-fated hunting mishap."

"It's not like he drove off a bridge and left a woman to drown in his car," commented Matt Margolis on Blogs for Bush.

Political commentators on Web sites opposed to the Bush-Cheney administration lost little time getting into the fray. "Guns don't hurt people," said one blogger on DailyKos, a left-of-center Web site, mocking the National Rifle Association. "Megalomaniacal insane ... vice-presidents hurt people."

Another blogger speculated that Cheney had never had to take mandatory classes in hunter safety because he managed to get five deferments, a reference to Cheney's success in avoiding the military draft during the Vietnam War.

At Political Cortex, deeper efforts to cover up the incident were discerned:

"So, what we have is an event shrouded in secrecy for almost 24 hours which, when disclosed, was accompanied by a fawning statement by a Bush apparatchik exonerating Cheney from any and all blame and/or liability. Thus, this appears to be yet another example of the Bush administration attempting to manipulate the press and perhaps hide the truth. What really happened on that ranch yesterday? Who the heck knows? What we do know is that, regardless of what actually happened, the administration spin-doctors immediately jumped in and crafted a story that put Cheney in the best possible light. And the 'traditional media' reported that story without any skepticism whatsoever."


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: cheney; harrywhittington; kerrywalksintabar; liberalcomedians; quailgate
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-8081-93 next last
To: presidio9
The incident itself wasn't that traumatic until Cheney's dog tried to retrieve Whittington.~/sarc off.
41 posted on 02/13/2006 2:27:40 PM PST by Deguello
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: presidio9

For some reason, the Tom Lehrer hunting song keeps popping up:
"... the Law was very firm it, took away my PERMIT's the worst punishment I ever endured....."


42 posted on 02/13/2006 2:29:12 PM PST by ziggygrey
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: raj bhatia

Alexander Hamilton was this nation's greatest founding father. Period.


43 posted on 02/13/2006 2:30:24 PM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 39 | View Replies]

To: raj bhatia
Must confess I am not up-to-speed on Hamilton's politics.

Just learned about the duel in parochial school when I was a youngster...like everyone else back in the 50's

44 posted on 02/13/2006 2:31:37 PM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 39 | View Replies]

To: DCPatriot

Most of what you hear on Hamilton is the result of a concerted smear campaign on the part of Jefforson (the nation's first liberal) and his followers.


45 posted on 02/13/2006 2:34:52 PM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: DCPatriot
I strongly recommend you read Alexander Hamilton by Ron Chernow. This guy who was shot is the principal reason why the U.S. is a nation we are proud to call home.

Its a long read but I assure you, that the experience will be an incredible one.
46 posted on 02/13/2006 2:38:47 PM PST by raj bhatia
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: raj bhatia; DCPatriot
I strongly recommend you read Alexander Hamilton by Ron Chernow.

Excellent book. Highly entertaining as biographies go.

47 posted on 02/13/2006 2:40:27 PM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 46 | View Replies]

To: raj bhatia

Thanks...I'll read it.


48 posted on 02/13/2006 2:40:43 PM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 46 | View Replies]

To: Xenalyte

I like this retort: "The guy Cheney shot was one of his friends. Guess what he has in store for you?"


49 posted on 02/13/2006 2:42:06 PM PST by AmishDude
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: Deguello

It's a good thing he only wounded him cause it would be hell skinning and cleaning him! :0)


50 posted on 02/13/2006 2:42:49 PM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: DCPatriot
There was a C-Span book program that addressed 3 different books on Hamilton which came out a few years ago . . . probably the 200th anniversary of Hamilton's death.

They made the point that the US as we know it is less a Jeffersonian Democracy than a Hamiltonian Republic. His commercial vision was for America as we know it.


51 posted on 02/13/2006 2:43:01 PM PST by conservatism_IS_compassion (The idea around which liberalism coheres is that NOTHING actually matters but PR.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: presidio9

This incident will probably be turned into a major Hollywood blockbuster theatrical release before the 9/11 movie comes out.


52 posted on 02/13/2006 2:45:57 PM PST by jpl ("We don't negotiate with terrorists, we put them out of business." - Scott McClellan)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Dog Gone

The last time my husband went dove hunting with a bunch of guys he got pelted. No big deal.


53 posted on 02/13/2006 2:46:43 PM PST by Faith-Hope
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: conservatism_IS_compassion

He is also the father of American Conservatism.


54 posted on 02/13/2006 2:46:59 PM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 51 | View Replies]

To: presidio9

So can I assume that Sarah Brady has repossessed that high-powered hunting rifle that she straw-purchased for her son a couple of years ago?

I didn't think so.


55 posted on 02/13/2006 2:47:30 PM PST by GovernmentShrinker
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: presidio9

According to the Hunter Incident Clearinghouse (http://www.ihea.com/documents/2004_report.pdf) there were 60 instances of folks injured in 2004 by hunters "swinging on targets". Only about 10% of these incidents get reported. None of them ended up in the news.


56 posted on 02/13/2006 2:50:30 PM PST by Ben Mugged ("Television is the most perfect democracy, You sit there with your remote control and vote")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: presidio9

I heard on Howie Carr's show that a store in Maine will market t-shirts that read "I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney, than ride in a car with Ted Kennedy".


57 posted on 02/13/2006 2:50:50 PM PST by SuziQ
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: theDentist
Cheney's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

*snort*

58 posted on 02/13/2006 2:51:39 PM PST by SuziQ
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: Ben Mugged

Well, about a zillion people went to the hospital last year because they felt a tightness in their chest, but Cheney was probably the only one who made the news for that.


59 posted on 02/13/2006 2:52:55 PM PST by GovernmentShrinker
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 56 | View Replies]

To: BallyBill
I can't wait until the victim here comes out and says it was his own fault. The cover up conspiracy talk will go into hyper meltdown insanity.

I heard on the news that Mr. Whittington is joking about it with the nurses in the hospital.

60 posted on 02/13/2006 2:53:43 PM PST by SuziQ
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-8081-93 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson