Posted on 03/28/2006 5:10:52 PM PST by Aussie Dasher
John Kerrys list of travel demands makes Dick Cheney "look like a travelin rube, according to the Smoking Gun, an online site that has obtained both the vice presidents and Senator Kerrys lists of demands.
Kerrys demand list was compiled during the 2004 presidential campaign and circulated by the would-be presidents advance team to prepare hotels for a Kerry visit.
The documents reveal that Kerry "hates celery, and instructs, "NEVER order Tomato based products OR sandwiches [sic]. Thus, ketchup, the condiment that made Mrs. Heinz Kerrys previous husband enormously wealthy, is out of the question.
Kerry does like fruits especially bananas, apples, oranges and grapes.
If hes going to have bottled water, and hotels are instructed that "bottled water must be everyplace that JK is, he prefers Poland Spring. "No Evian, hotels are instructed.
And dont dare give him a "regular old stationery bike." "JK, as the documents refer to him, "would prefer a recumbent bike these days.
As for his hotel room, accommodators are told, "The phone and the ability to order movies in-suite should always be turned on and ready to go for JKs arrival.
"I know this may seem trivial, the primer continues, "but these things make JK very happy.
"The bike, or the girl? "
Why the bike, of course.... I had to go through hundreds of pictures to find one that showed the bike off perfectly. :)
LMAO--that photo op ranks right up there with Michael Dukakis's tank ride!
What a homo.
Fair dinkum, I learn something new every day. Thank you!
Small correction:
Look, if you're paying enough for a hotel room, you can order what you like.
I still can't get GlenMorangie, neat, ice on the side, please, delivered to my room at Motel Six. But at least the lights are on.
Kerry doesn't eat Heinz:)
You know, you are never 'fluent' in a 'foreign' language until you know the slang and you Aussies are awesome with your slang!
She prefers "Hunt" :)~
I meant the plural version "H(C)unt's"
That's right. Ketchup is only for the "Little People".
I can't blame him for that...
Somehow I can't see Lurch watching porn
"Look Theresa, maybe you could do that"
"OK, call up the bell boy".
In case you were wondering, I picked it over a regular bike because I can pedal it with my heels, something foot reconstruction made necessary.
The thing earns me more than a few looks while I'm out...!
"LOL - Yah all that liberal Newsmax bias... ;)"
{Chuckle} That is certainly a problem we don't have.
But the term "rube" was applied to the VP by The Smoking Gun and only quoted by NewsMax.
I'm a traveling rube. Nothing quite like being dirt broke and fancy free student. Doing it this summer. Just going to camp across the country, sleep in the backseat of my car, shave in the morning at reststops. Maybe a $25 hotel when I'm looking to shower that night.
Hey, I've been to all 50 states, my car gets 45 to the gallon, and life is good. ;) Just cruisin down the backroads, camping where I like the scenery.
Only way to see the West.
a recumbent bike is a device that that puts the rider in a position to perform auto-fellatio.
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