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Caption Pic of John Kerry
yahoo news ^ | june 26,2006

Posted on 06/26/2006 7:53:27 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776

Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., acknowledges applause alongside his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry at Faneuil Hall, Monday, June 26, 2006, in Boston, where Kerry unveiled an energy plan reprising themes from his 2004 presidential campaign. Kerry called for reducing oil imports, increasing the number of cars powered by renewable fuels and focusing on cutting greenhouse gas emissions. (AP Photo/Julia Malakie)


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To: AmericanMade1776

Please excuse my appearance, but Teresa donated some of my testicular stem cells earlier today.
61 posted on 06/26/2006 9:05:11 PM PDT by Ghengis (Alexander was a wuss!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

http://www.fartfarm.com/man_.wav


62 posted on 06/26/2006 9:10:37 PM PDT by tapatio
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To: Cobra64

Senator Purple Heart to his shrink:

"I just feel like everybody hates me."

Shrink:

"Now, now, everybody does not hate you. Everybody hasn't met you yet!"


63 posted on 06/26/2006 9:13:13 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: Ghengis
"Please excuse my appearance, but Teresa donated some of my testicular stem cells earlier today."

"Please excuse my appearance, but Teresa donated some of my testicular stem cells earlier today."

There, fixed it.

64 posted on 06/26/2006 9:13:59 PM PDT by IYellAtMyTV (Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
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To: perfect stranger

"Look, John Kerry couldn't find Main Street with both hands," he said.

"You can't make a chicken swim and you can't make John Kerry anything but an out-of-touch ultraliberal from Taxachusetts."


Zell Miller


65 posted on 06/26/2006 9:15:56 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: AmericanMade1776

"I'd suck my thumb. But I think I'd get caught here. I hope she doesn't cut my allowance. I wish she'd quit castrating the little marbles I have. I wonder if I could go back to Vietnam. Doesn't anyone love me any more? I used to be famous. I thought I was important. I wonder if the Wizard of Oz could get me a brain, too."

66 posted on 06/26/2006 9:16:22 PM PDT by Quix (PRAY AND WORK WHILE THERE'S DAY! Many very dark nights are looming. Thankfully, God is still God!)
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To: BenLurkin

Can I get me a huntin' lysens here.


67 posted on 06/26/2006 9:20:09 PM PDT by Crooked Constituent
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To: Corin Stormhands

Seems we thought along similar lines.

PING


68 posted on 06/26/2006 9:22:58 PM PDT by Quix (PRAY AND WORK WHILE THERE'S DAY! Many very dark nights are looming. Thankfully, God is still God!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Gosh if I has been President I could have had applause everyday!


69 posted on 06/26/2006 9:27:13 PM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: AmericanMade1776

70 posted on 06/26/2006 9:36:18 PM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: AmericanMade1776
After showing the audience how to make wrinkles and gray hair dissappear, Magician John Kerry looks for applause after showing them with his hands what a spider doing pushups on a mirror looks like.
71 posted on 06/26/2006 10:13:04 PM PDT by TheCrusader
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To: spikeytx86
My name is John Kerry and I... Have to doody

How 'bout, "Howdy, my name is John Kerry and I...have to doody." Or we could just call him Mr Bluster and move on. Or Flub-a-Dub. How about Clarabell? Dilly Dally? The Senator for Doodyville. He's the reincarnation of the whole show. And the Mrs. - Princess Summerfall Winterspring. "Hey kids, it's Howdy Doody time", and I do mean DOODY.

72 posted on 06/26/2006 10:16:56 PM PDT by Frwy (Eternity without Jesus is a hell-of-a long time.)
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To: Frwy

Where can I get me a Huntin' license? I was in vietnam, and i'm going to Iraq to free the unfairly incarcerated Iraqi President sadam hussein.


73 posted on 06/26/2006 10:54:53 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: AmericanMade1776
Belching Dragging Lady

Do you mean, "Belching Dragon Lady?"

74 posted on 06/26/2006 10:57:07 PM PDT by paulat
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To: AmericanMade1776

75 posted on 06/27/2006 1:42:11 AM PDT by Number57
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To: AmericanMade1776

I need some acetone, Terrrraza superglued my mouth and fingers together.


76 posted on 06/27/2006 5:43:11 AM PDT by RetSignman
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To: BenLurkin

Senator John Kerry spoke today (26 June 06) at noon at Boston's historic Faneuil Hall about Energy
and how America must change. To listen to the speech click here:

 


77 posted on 06/27/2006 6:49:24 AM PDT by Wolverine (A Concerned Citizen)
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To: IYellAtMyTV
There, fixed it.

Besides the absolutely horrible visual you placed in my mind...I doubt that Teresa has even contemplated the act.

(SHUDDER!) I really hate you for that visual!! ;-)

78 posted on 06/27/2006 7:22:34 AM PDT by Ghengis (Alexander was a wuss!)
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To: SquirrelKing
*FRUNT, *FRUNTFRUNT *FRUNT *FRUNT *FRUUUUNT...

LOL!!!!!!

79 posted on 06/27/2006 7:33:31 AM PDT by Blue Eyes (Praying for a miracle.)
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To: Corin Stormhands

80 posted on 06/27/2006 9:15:25 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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