Posted on 10/04/2006 7:56:29 PM PDT by goldstategop
RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, can I just tell you how it's going to be in this election? I get so sick and tired, I have people writing me, "Rush, it's over. Why don't you just realize, it's over? We appreciate you trying to be positive, and we appreciate you trying to buck us up, but come on, Rush, the Republicans don't deserve to be reelected, even without the Foley scandal the Republicans haven't done anything or said anything that's going to make people want to vote for them. So why don't you just open up, why don't you try, Rush, instead of trying this phony optimism to keep everybody up, why don't you just come clean and tell us what you really think you know, that the Democrats are going to win this?" All right, you want truth? You want the truth? I'll give you the truth.
Fightin' Mad Rush
I think the Republicans not only hold the House, I think they're going to pick up 40 or 50 seats. Now, you ought to see them on the other side of the glass here, folks. Even Brian is going to agog in there. Well, let me tell you how I arrive at this calculation. Snerdley is in there shaking his head. If you believe the liberals, and 40% of Americans do by simple statistical analysis, if you believe the liberals, you have to believe the Republicans will not only hold the House, they'll pick up 40 to 50 seats, maybe 30, but it's going to be a sizeable pickup for the Republicans. I know you're saying, how? Have I lost my marbles? I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I'm just doing all this because I'm mad that so many of you are writing me and telling me to get real and get honest and tell everybody that we're going to lose it. I'm just telling you what I really think. The liberals know, and they've told us since 2000, that Republicans steal elections.
Now, if the Republicans can steal the presidency, as they did in 2000 and as they stole the presidency in 2004 by monkeying around in Florida and in Ohio, and if they're smart enough to get the liberals' hopes up with phony exit polls in 2004 showing that John Kerry is going to win, if the Republicans are that crafty, if they're that good at cheating, if the Republicans can go out there and literally monkey around with voting machines and steal what is rightfully a Democrat victory, if you can steal a presidency, folks, stealing 40 or 50 House seats is a piece of cake. You just have to go into a certain number of small districts and do your dirty work. Stealing a presidential race is huge.
So if I were a liberal, and I were listening to liberal commentators, the Drive-By Media, Democrats, and the blogs, either since 2000 or 2004, I would stay home. It's not worth the effort. The Republicans are going to steal the election anyway. So while all this talk is going on that the Democrats are close now in 11 of 15 hotly contested districts, and while the Senate is now actually in play, it's balderdash, it's folderol, according to the liberals themselves. The Republicans will do what takes to steal the election. They've done it in 2000, they did it in 2004. Why are they not going to steal this one?
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
I used to have a VHS copy of Rush Limbaugh the TV Show on election night. The dropped jaws and stunned faces of the MSM was priceless.
Oh, they had a few victories but all in all, the MSM never fails to entertain with their reactions every two years.
I meant to say that the VHS showed cut-ins and crawlers were telling the story of the utter defeat of the Dems while Rush was broadcasting mirth aplenty.
If things aren't going the right way come Election Eve, Rove is going to drive some hurricanes into key Democratic districts.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
There is no way I am going to waste my vote on a democrat no matter what. I'd be nuts to help that despicable white flaggin' appeasing party of power hungry control freaking leftist lunatic nannies manhandle America especially at a time we are fighting the war on terror. I'll not abandon our brave troops. It's sacriligious to think that they would be at the mercy of the likes of old mother and grannie Pelosi, or that limp wristed weasel Reid, and that screeching ash tray throwing banshee, Mrs. Clinton.
Now, that's a great headline for WorldNet Daily
I for one will vote early and often. I have a Diebold all-day discount pass. Only $19.95 and you can vote as often as you are willing to stand in line.
It's hard for Rush to do satire these days because the Vichy-Americans (liberals) are so over the top they defy being lampooned.
Yep first we win, then the purge of our failed leadership. Frist is retiring so we need to fight to make sure the Republican Leadership falls into the proper hands in Jan 2007. But first we got to win Nov 7.
Does anybody have a copy of Rush's 1992 post-Election broadcast the Wednesday morning after the election, either transcript or audio? In it he says something like,
Now, the petty tyrants of the world have someone they can relate to...Bill Clinton.
Rush said it **much** better and longer though...it is an absolutely priceless sound bite.
You are behind the times. The discount pass is being phased out by Karl, perhaps you did not see the memo. We are now all linking in through the Diebold website with passwords. It works great in tests. You enter the website, go to the super secret link, enter the district number, then precinct and vote in any district in the US.
I plan on voting in Pelosi's district. I only have to vote, 145,000 times. If you join me, you can cut my work in half!
Since Sen. Frist is leaving the Senate, whom should be the next Senate majority leader? I hope that they choose Sen. Judd Gregg, of NH. He is a conservative who was a U.S. rep. for eight years, governor for four years, and, so far, a U.S. senator for 13 years.
you too are behind the times...
I have the latest software PERSONALLY WRITTEN by Karl Rove and it does multiple votes by spreading itself out through an internet virus so thousands of machines can vote all at the same time.
You're right. I just emailed "Karl@PimpMyVote.com" and got a password in less than a minute. Now I can vote anywhere I want to in the nation without limits. Being a Republican is fun!
I'll call Karl on his blackberry and see what he thinks.
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