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Parody Kerry's "misinterpreted" insult
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| November 2, 2006
| Self (vanity)
Posted on 11/02/2006 11:40:50 AM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
Kerry's "misunderstood" insult demands parody.
"Red Badger" started things off with this zinger:
"If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in a FEMA trailer............"
When I read that, I realized that Kerry gave us a setup line for a whole new genre of jokes.
The challenge is complete the sentence: "Education...if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck ...." Here was my contribution:
"... in a ditch with Cindy."
"Redbadger" improved on that one thus:
" ... in a ditch with a B__CH!"
Other contributions so far include:
"...you end up defending insulting elitist snobs!"
"...in the U.S. Senate, getting a contact high from Ted Kennedy."
"...on a roof in New Orleans."
" ...in a CHORUS LINE."
" ... writing editorials for the Seattle P-I for the rest of your life!"
Over to you FReepers -- the possibilities seem endless.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: benedictarnold; humor; insult; kerry; kerrydumbiraqgaffe; lies; stuck; stuckiniraq; stuckinjoke
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
Kerry says he was "misunderinterpreted."
To: pabianice
He botched the "joke"; but he didn't inhale it.
To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
"Education...if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck with this"
To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
" with a Band of Gigalos."
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posted on
11/02/2006 11:53:16 AM PST
by
Solamente
(Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out...)
To: WakeUpAndVote
Did you mean "as" or "in"?
To: WakeUpAndVote
Dude...that is one scary pic...I don't know who is worse, her or Bela Pelosi...
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posted on
11/02/2006 11:54:47 AM PST
by
TampaDude
(If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the PROBLEM!!!)
To: Sax
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posted on
11/02/2006 11:55:00 AM PST
by
fishergirl
(Choose your vices carefully, then be loyal to them.)
To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
Hmmm, I guess that would depend on your definition of ...........
To: WakeUpAndVote
To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
"...in a thread at the DU!"
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posted on
11/02/2006 11:57:24 AM PST
by
Rane _H
To: winodog
Awesome response! You, too, can be Matt Foley if you don't work or study hard:
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posted on
11/02/2006 11:59:32 AM PST
by
RedCell
("...thou shalt kill thine enemy before he killeth you by any means available" - Dick Marcinko)
To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
Education...if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck ....
...not knowing what the meaning of "is" is.
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posted on
11/02/2006 12:00:09 PM PST
by
Rainbow Rising
(Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.)
To: Sax
"..with your finger in a dike."
Don't you mean dyke?
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posted on
11/02/2006 12:04:16 PM PST
by
fredhead
(What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA; ConservaTexan
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posted on
11/02/2006 12:05:20 PM PST
by
absolootezer0
("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
"...you'll get stuck on a swift boat in Vietnam."
To: fredhead
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posted on
11/02/2006 12:09:23 PM PST
by
Sax
To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
Once was there was a senator that said
Any old thing that came to his head
He never had to work
Studying was for jerks
Now he’s stuck with a rich old bag in his bed
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posted on
11/02/2006 12:10:35 PM PST
by
dblshot
To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
An absolutely genuine, Mary Mapes vouched for, historical document.
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posted on
11/02/2006 12:17:07 PM PST
by
LexBaird
(98% satisfaction guaranteed. There's just no pleasing some people.)
To: winodog
My favorite:
you get stuck In a van down by the river!
LOL very funny.
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posted on
11/02/2006 12:22:18 PM PST
by
Coffee_drinker
(The best defense is a strong preemptive strike..)
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