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A GI in Iraq Asks Senator Kerry for Advice...(YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE)
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| Friday, December 08, 2006
Posted on 12/08/2006 6:06:13 AM PST by IrishMike
SENATOR JOHN KERRY 304 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510
DEAR SENATOR KERRY:
WE ARE STILL LAUGHING OVER HERE IN IRAQ AT YOUR JOKE ABOUT THE TROOPS BEING DUMB. WE DO RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE BECAUSE YOU WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF COMBAT IN THREE MONTHS. THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ADVICE. PLEASE GIVE US GUIDANCE.
1.) WHERE IS THE LEAST PAINFUL AREA ON THE BODY TO INFLICT A WOUND?
2.) DOES IT HAVE TO BLEED OR WILL A SCRATCH DO?
3.) WHERE DO YOU GET THE FORMS TO FILL OUT RECOMMENDING YOURSELF FOR A PURPLE HEART?
4.) DO YOU NEED A WITNESS? IF SO, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?
5.) ARE THREE PURPLE HEARTS STILL GOOD FOR A TRIP HOME?
6.) WHAT IS A REALISTIC PERIOD OF TIME IN WHICH TO ACQUIRE THESE WOUNDS? LESS THAN THREE MONTHS SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS EVEN TO US.
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP AND KEEP THE JOKES COMING.
JUST A DUMB G.I.
P.S.--WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE ME ON HOW TO MEET REALLY RICH WOMEN?
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To: IrishMike
WHERE IS THE LEAST PAINFUL AREA ON THE BODY TO INFLICT A WOUND? In kerry's case, my guess would be in the void between the ears.
To: IrishMike
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posted on
12/08/2006 6:42:06 AM PST
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
To: IrishMike
6.) WHAT IS A REALISTIC PERIOD OF TIME IN WHICH TO ACQUIRE THESE WOUNDS? LESS THAN THREE MONTHS SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS EVEN TO US That's why they called it 'Swift boat' duty?
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posted on
12/08/2006 6:42:08 AM PST
by
layman
(Card Carrying Infidel)
To: layman
That's why they called it 'Swift boat' duty?
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A lot of guys are on their 3rd tour of duty in Iraq,
the Frenchman was out of Vietnam in 3 months.
If he left by boat or plane,
it was definately SWIFT !!!!!
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posted on
12/08/2006 6:48:03 AM PST
by
IrishMike
(Democrats .... Stuck on Stupid, RINO's ...the most vicious judas goats)
To: IrishMike
I just emailed this to a buddy who was in the Navy (USS Midway).
I don't send too much I find, this was a must :-)
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posted on
12/08/2006 6:49:17 AM PST
by
Condor51
(Tagline Under Construction - Kindly Wear Your Hardhat)
To: IrishMike
To paraphrase Clint,"You made my day"."
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posted on
12/08/2006 6:50:03 AM PST
by
Don Corleone
(Leave the gun..take the cannoli)
To: IrishMike
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posted on
12/08/2006 6:51:30 AM PST
by
Dustbunny
(The BIBLE - Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)
To: Letaka
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posted on
12/08/2006 6:54:29 AM PST
by
Shimmer128
( My beloved is mine and I am his. Song of Solomon 2:16)
To: IrishMike
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posted on
12/08/2006 6:55:15 AM PST
by
shekkian
To: Kerretarded
Kennedy's challenger this year received 30% of the vote. I did not see one single add for Tom Chase on the tube. He ran an almost invisible campaign. I only learned his name from listening to Howie Carr. Kerry will probably get 55% of the vote the same way. Mitt could take him out.
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posted on
12/08/2006 7:00:47 AM PST
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The hallmark of a crackpot conspiracy theory is that it expands to include countervailing evidence.)
To: IrishMike
Too funny! Leave it to the troops to come up with the truth.
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posted on
12/08/2006 7:16:07 AM PST
by
kitkat
(The first step down to hell is to deny the existence of evil.)
To: IrishMike
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posted on
12/08/2006 7:38:57 AM PST
by
stbdside
To: IrishMike
:-)
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posted on
12/08/2006 7:45:42 AM PST
by
Valin
(History takes time. It is not an instant thing.)
To: IrishMike
WE DO RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE BECAUSE YOU WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF COMBAT IN THREE MONTHS. THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ADVICE. PLEASE GIVE US GUIDANCE.
To: Velveeta
I support those who are not as smart as Jon Carry!!!
Not as smart as jon carry? That would be..flatworms, retarded sea urchins, Barbra Boxer. :-)
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posted on
12/08/2006 7:49:09 AM PST
by
Valin
(History takes time. It is not an instant thing.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Kerry will probably get 55% of the vote the same way. Mitt could take him out.
Now THAT is a possibility. I don't see Mitt getting the GOP Presidential nomination, but taking out Kerry would be hugh and a good move for him.
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posted on
12/08/2006 7:53:44 AM PST
by
Eagle of Liberty
(Sorry soldiers.....your country let you down on November 7.)
To: IrishMike
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posted on
12/08/2006 8:18:22 AM PST
by
CPT Clay
(Drill ANWR, Personal Accounts NOW.)
To: IrishMike
My Son's High School just sent Christmas care packages and cards to the troops in Iraq. His card showed a drawing of John Kerry tied to a Heinz ketchup bottle with the message "Don't worry, we have him tied up over here." LOL.
We sent:
Hair/body wash/deodorant soap
Tylenol
Razors
Snacks
SureFire batteries
Storm whistle
Silly string
Peace Through Superior Firepower patch, subdued
Sewing kit
Toys for Iraqi children
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:18:45 AM PST
by
Sender
("Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything." -Mark Twain)
To: IrishMike
Beautiful. How about:
PS - When are you going to sign those forms like you promised?
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:20:05 AM PST
by
AD from SpringBay
(We have the government we allow and deserve.)
To: IrishMike
gotta love these guys!
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:22:32 AM PST
by
OldCorps
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