Shock story: Nancy Pelosi is a woman!

Creators Syndicate ^ | 1/10/2007 | Ben Shapiro

[UltraConservative]

Great, as usual.

[Quix]

Yeah, she's been strapping coconuts between her legs for show for decades.

[Arm_Bears]

". . . only babbling idiots would buy such claptrap."

Regrettably, it appears that there are a lot of buyers out there right now.

[Brilliant]

How do you know she's not a transvestite?

[Mo1]

[television is just wrong]

don't know, don't want to know.

that is just creepy.

[Kenton]

Perhaps we should pick male politicians based on penis size...

[Slings and Arrows]

Nancy Pelosi is a woman!

Got proof?

[Red6]

Nicely written.

[Holicheese]

"Nancy Pelosi, however, could breastfeed on the speaker's podium and receive the plaudits of the mainstream media"

With that many face lifts? The kid would be suckling on her kneecaps!

And if we pick our politicians by penis size...Is there an office higher than President?

[twigs]

the power of childbearing gives her extra-special abilities when it comes to recognizing national security threats.

Well, I have to agree, but I would make the statement a lot more general. I've always thought that anyone who has taken care of children and really learned how to deal with them could do a lot better at international relations than the clowns who tend to be in the positions to do so. Children, apart from generally being delightful, are smart, honest, but manipulative and know how to get their own way. The nursery is a great lab in which to learn about human nature. That's true as a general statement. However, I haven't yet seen the evidence that Nancy learned her lesson in the nursery all that well. We'll see.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Nancy's family is too kind to tell her, but the truth is that her cooking got her out of the kitchen.Votes by deceased People who had died from eating the food cooked by similarly gifted cooks, got her into congress.

Nancy Pelosi is a woman?

[Kenton]

And if we pick our politicians by penis size...Is there an office higher than President?

Dick Cheney. And yes, it's because of penis size.... ;-)

[dead]

Pelosi, however, could breastfeed on the speaker's podium

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[leilani]

He IS great, isn't he? But, goodness, he makes me feel so inadequate. He's only 22, for pete's sake and he probably accomplished more last weekend than I have since I graduated from pre-school.

Harumph! Kids today, I tell ya. Overachieving smart alecks, all of 'em! Why, in my day... ;-)

[ishabibble]

Nancy Pelosi, Italian Catholic mother, aka Carmela Soprano.

[Hand em their arse]

"Nancy Pelosi, however, could breastfeed on the speaker's podium..."


Thanks Ben, I just just hurled....

[OESY]

"It seemed the ultimate in multitasking: taking care of the children
and the country," fawned Charlie Gibson of ABC News.

I wonder if Bill Clinton getting a BJ and prosecuting the Bosnian War
struck Gibson the same way. Unfortunately, Pelosi's multitasking means
the country sucks hind teat. It would be preferable if she were to focus on
preventing Democrats from milking her to pay off their special interests.

[Hand em their arse]

HAHA! Sorry, posted before reading yours... Guess we both have weak stomachs... : )

[Paige]

With the make-up, Pelosi looks like a drag queen. She looks absolutely horrid but I guess that goes with her Ideologies, also.