Posted on 01/10/2007 7:20:34 AM PST by UltraConservative
Apparently, Nancy Pelosi (D-San Francisco) is a woman. Coming on the heels of other shocking revelations, such as John Kerry's service in Vietnam and Barack Obama's racial background, Pelosi's womanhood is a true stunner. Next we'll be hearing that Hillary Clinton has a famous husband.
On January 4, Pelosi took the gavel as speaker of the House of Representatives. She was escorted to the podium by her six grandchildren, including a sleeping baby she carried with her. After thanking her family for helping her move from the "kitchen to the Congress," Pelosi humbly chortled over her own achievement. "For our daughters and granddaughters, today we have broken the marble ceiling," she crowed. "For our daughters and our granddaughters, today the sky is the limit."
The media would hammer any Republican congresswoman who dragged her grandchildren with her to work; it would rightly be considered a political ploy with children as props. Nancy Pelosi, however, could breastfeed on the speaker's podium and receive the plaudits of the mainstream media. "It seemed the ultimate in multitasking: taking care of the children and the country," fawned Charlie Gibson of ABC News. The paternalism of the left has reached new lows -- taking care of children and taking care of Americans are now two sides of the same coin.
No woman in the history of politics has used her womb like Nancy Pelosi. According to Pelosi, the power of childbearing gives her extra-special abilities when it comes to recognizing national security threats. When asked on CBS's "60 Minutes" what qualified her for leadership on national security, she answered: "I, as a mother and a grandmother, 14 years on the intelligence committee. Don't tell me I have any underestimation of what the threat is to our country." Obviously, cleaning up spit-up prepared Pelosi to clean up terrorism.
In defending herself from charges of San Francisco liberalism, Pelosi relies once again on her ovaries. On September 21, 2006, Jim Lehrer interviewed Pelosi. "Finally, as you know -- I'm sure you know -- the Republicans running in these congressional races in November, you're a target of a lot of this -- speaking of focus -- and they say, 'Do you really want to turn the House of Representatives over to a liberal Democrat from San Francisco?' How do you respond to that sort of thing?" he asked. "An Italian Catholic mother of five, grandmother of five, going on six," Pelosi quickly responded. Pelosi is ardently pro-abortion, pro-homosexuality, soft on crime, soft on drugs, soft on illegal immigration, anti-gun rights, anti-religion and anti-welfare reform. She wants to dramatically escalate taxes and doesn't believe that we're currently engaged in a war on Islamism. But she used the Lamaze method, so don't you dare call her a San Francisco liberal!
How will Pelosi control the House? With her "mother-of-five voice." How will she bully others into doing her will? The same way she clubbed Republicans over the head about the Mark Foley scandal -- by invoking her super-duper authority as "a mother and grandmother and the leader of the House Democrats."
This is absurd. There are literally billions of mothers in the world. I love motherhood as much as the next fellow, but it has absolutely nothing to do with running the House of Representatives. Lady Macbeth had a child (Act I, Scene 7), but she wouldn't be my first choice to run a country. It is no less offensive for Pelosi to run based on her uterus than it would be for a man to campaign based on his working prostate.
When Nancy Pelosi uses her womanhood and motherhood as a gimmick, it insults both women and men. It insults women by stating that their special qualification for inclusion in politics springs from their genitalia. It insults men by stating that estrogen makes for superior political know-how. It insults children by making them pawns to be used for Nancy Pelosi's political machinations. And it insults voters: only babbling idiots would buy such claptrap. Politics is politics. It is not changing diapers, burping the baby or driving to soccer practice.
Yeah, she's been strapping coconuts between her legs for show for decades.
". . . only babbling idiots would buy such claptrap."
Regrettably, it appears that there are a lot of buyers out there right now.
How do you know she's not a transvestite?
don't know, don't want to know.
that is just creepy.
Perhaps we should pick male politicians based on penis size...
Got proof?
Nicely written.
"Nancy Pelosi, however, could breastfeed on the speaker's podium and receive the plaudits of the mainstream media"
With that many face lifts? The kid would be suckling on her kneecaps!
And if we pick our politicians by penis size...Is there an office higher than President?
Well, I have to agree, but I would make the statement a lot more general. I've always thought that anyone who has taken care of children and really learned how to deal with them could do a lot better at international relations than the clowns who tend to be in the positions to do so. Children, apart from generally being delightful, are smart, honest, but manipulative and know how to get their own way. The nursery is a great lab in which to learn about human nature. That's true as a general statement. However, I haven't yet seen the evidence that Nancy learned her lesson in the nursery all that well. We'll see.
Dick Cheney. And yes, it's because of penis size.... ;-)
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Harumph! Kids today, I tell ya. Overachieving smart alecks, all of 'em! Why, in my day... ;-)
"Nancy Pelosi, however, could breastfeed on the speaker's podium..."
Thanks Ben, I just just hurled....
HAHA! Sorry, posted before reading yours... Guess we both have weak stomachs... : )
With the make-up, Pelosi looks like a drag queen. She looks absolutely horrid but I guess that goes with her Ideologies, also.
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