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Using Live Mice...
Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson
We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.
You should notice a significant improvement in response time.
Go go hamsters.
TOPICS: Breaking News; Free Republic; US: California
KEYWORDS: fan; guinnessisgoodforyou; himonkeyface; ilovejimrob; mice; molassesmiasma; penguinhumor; penguinseatgerbils; penguinseatmice; savethegerbils; sionnsar; slowdown; zot
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To: Vermonter
I can see your tagline cross At #77 & #80?
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines...
81
posted on
03/20/2007 4:30:15 PM PDT
by
Enosh
(??)
To: Enosh
I see it at 78. Not at 77 or 80
To: John Robinson
"Heeeeeere, little hamsters. Come get the apple!"
83
posted on
03/20/2007 6:47:33 PM PDT
by
Stultis
(I don't worry about the war turning into "Vietnam" in Iraq; I worry about it doing so in Congress.)
To: steveegg; John Robinson
84
posted on
03/20/2007 7:23:25 PM PDT
by
IYellAtMyTV
(Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
To: John Robinson
You mean I can stop screaming at my ISP?
and where is the air conditioner in the server vault...
85
posted on
03/20/2007 7:30:58 PM PDT
by
tubebender
( Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean...)
To: John Robinson
Uh oh...
86
posted on
03/20/2007 7:36:18 PM PDT
by
null and void
(To Marines, male bonding happens in Boot Camp, to Democrats, it happens at a Gay Pride parade...)
To: John Robinson
Additional fun with hamsters...
87
posted on
03/20/2007 7:37:53 PM PDT
by
IYellAtMyTV
(Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
To: CholeraJoe
88
posted on
03/20/2007 7:41:26 PM PDT
by
null and void
(To Marines, male bonding happens in Boot Camp, to Democrats, it happens at a Gay Pride parade...)
To: John Robinson; Knitting A Conundrum; PilloryHillary; darkwing104; Old Sarge; RebelTex; ...
89
posted on
03/20/2007 7:52:36 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: John Robinson; All
Who'd a thunk that sausage making and FreeRepublic would have so much in common.
We love the product, but really don't want to see how it's made.
All kidding aside, thanks for taking care of us John!
90
posted on
03/20/2007 7:54:11 PM PDT
by
IYellAtMyTV
(Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
It's Hamtaro time! Whee! Yippie! Yeah! Kushi-Kushi Ticky-Ticky Hamtaro! When we work together it's much better! My best friend! We like sunflower seeds. . .khrrmp khrrmp khrrmp. My Ham-Hams! If she heads for trouble, we won't let her! Hamtaro! Little Hamsters, Big Adventures!
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a Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya ooh la la la Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya ooh, la, la ya
91
posted on
03/20/2007 8:00:05 PM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: John Robinson
92
posted on
03/20/2007 8:01:30 PM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: John Robinson
Thanks, we appreciate everything you do.
93
posted on
03/20/2007 8:05:58 PM PDT
by
spotbust1
(Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
To: John Robinson
94
posted on
03/20/2007 8:09:04 PM PDT
by
RebelBanker
(May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.)
To: Gondring
Might I suggest...badgers? Badgers? Badgers??
We don't need no steenkin' badgers!!
To: basil
Basil, basil... hamsters are mice without a (long) tail, hence, wireless mice.
96
posted on
03/20/2007 8:12:22 PM PDT
by
Codename - Ron Benjamin
(I'm gonna sing the doom song now. Pre-emptive, multi-tasking, interrupt control!)
To: John Robinson; Sir Gawain
Breaking News all the way!!! :-P
97
posted on
03/20/2007 8:12:41 PM PDT
by
Texaggie79
(www.cannonblodder.com)
To: Codename - Ron Benjamin
Oh--I wasn't thinking in those terms--I don't much like rodents of any kind--the live ones, that is--LOL!
98
posted on
03/20/2007 8:26:15 PM PDT
by
basil
(Exercise your Second Amendment rights--buy another gun today.)
To: Chena
...Lots of RATS in New York City. Something about some Taco Bell there. But NYC has rats of both flavors -- the voting kind and the type that are cousins to mice, rabbits, and other critters...
99
posted on
03/20/2007 8:46:11 PM PDT
by
topher
(Let us return to old-fashioned morality - morality that has stood the test of time...)
To: John Robinson; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
100
posted on
03/20/2007 9:02:38 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
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