Sheryl Crow's Backstage List & Carbon Footprint (Hypocrisy From Toilet Paper Diva!!!)

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 23, 2007

[2ndDivisionVet]

When it comes to Sheryl Crow's touring requirements, if it's Tuesday, this must be Bombay. Gin that is. The rock star's performance contract includes specific day-to-day instructions on what kind of booze Sheryl needs in her dressing room (TSG has never seen such attention to detail in any other concert rider we've posted). For each show, Crow requires 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, 6 bottles of "local" beer, and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." As for the harder stuff, promoters are directed to purchase specific booze depending on what day of the week the concert falls, as the below rider excerpt reveals. Additionally, when the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that's a carbon footprint!

[MikeHu]

REAL Greenies don’t wipe at all.

[chiefqc]

And she’s also thrifty, she uses the same tissue to wipe her face.

[Uncle Hal]

Folks you can not make this stuff up. Truth is stranger than fiction. The crazy liberals are a target rich environment. The more this kind of news about these nuts gets out, the nuttier they will seem to the general public.

[vox_freedom]

Eight (8) pairs of 100% black cotton athletic socks?
What the hell???
Maybe she is using them instead of two ply?

[latina4dubya]

can’t they bring their own socks and soap?

[missnry]

Wouldn't it be a hoot if all the bathrooms where the band members have access at the venue only had "rations" of toilet paper for each of the band members/crew!!
Let me see 12 band members... uhhh TWELVE SHEETS OF TOILET PAPER!!
If Sheryl would "raise a stink" about it it could be put on Drudge!

[Hegewisch Dupa]

That is just wrong. You’re having a Casper moment, Spook de Papa....

[Enchante]

a caller said that "Of course Rove didn't want Sheryl Crow touching him. He saw her come out of the ladies room..."

LOL.... hey, I said it first!! Or at least I posted something to that effect the moment I saw the anecdote about Sheryl Crow and Laurie David (what a harridan tag-team) harassing Rove at that dinner.........

[Enchante]

"Brown-hand girl".....

Now that could make for a good song on YouTube!! Sheryl Crow, my "brown-hand girl"........ no wonder Karl Rove didn't want that skank touching him!!

[Bender2]

Here are some random thoughts... on Sheryl Crow's call to arms... Eh... Call to bottoms... Eh... She wants us all to only use one square of toilet paper per sitting.

After Sheryl Crow got man to use only 1 square of toilet paper per sitting... our rise to the top of the food chain was assured!

Call Sheryl... and ask if this qualifies for 1 square of toiler paper?

And Sheryl Crow wins... only one of tonight's Fickle Fingers!

Remember, Beaver... only 1 square per sitting!

Hey! Sheryl didn't say a damned thing... about dog food!

Mes'a no needs toilet paper... The Force gave mes'a this long tongue!

I have my 1 square here... and I believe it is peace in our time!

Could you move, Jack, old man... I must use my 1 square of toilet paper.

Emily, I dreamed I lived in Vermont... and I only used 1 square of toilet paper per sitting!

I remember the good old days... when we only used one corn cob per sitting...

Use more than 1 square of toilet paper per sitting... and we'll kill this dog!

[Calvin Locke]

I read one article eons ago. Forget the band, but they had to have a specific brand/model of grand piano. "One stinkin' note they played the whole concert on it..." was the complaint by the guy that had to track it down, rent it, etc.

At then there was Alice Cooper's demand: One case of Budweiser in the hotel room.

[Tamar1973]

I’m not surprised. These bands have to one-up each other with their crazy “read this contract or else” demands. From “no brown M&M’s” it just skyrockets into the ludicrous.

[TheBethsterNH]

LOL...that list of booze explains her behavior doesn’t it? Liquid-courage/liquid-stupid

[Calvin Locke]

When I read about Rove and the "harridans" touching, I figured Rove read the same rumors/stories I did about Sheryl Crow, and couldn't blame him.

When I heard Drudge last night going on about single piece, I thought of the Scifi series "Lexx", myself.

There's an NRO piece, er, story, about "they said" v. "eyewitnesses saw". Funny how the shrews neglected to mention continually poking Rove in the chest in the blog entry.

Rove should have told them "Talk to the hand. It's okay. Really. I use more than a single sheet."

[Continental Soldier]

OMG! When someone shows herself to be so incredibly stupid, shouldn’t the media and all of us, laugh and dismiss her for what she is? She should only receive mockery and derision. Anything other than that is a big shame on us!

[Justa]

Her comments are so bizarre she deserves a new term: Lib-o-crite.

[PJ-Comix]

Maybe she is using all that booze to wash out her tush.

[longtermmemmory]

The Poop Police: Counting squares because we are full of it...

[doug from upland]

Toilet paper comment memorialized in song — http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1822269/posts

[bray]

They showed up with Dowd so this was a setup from weeks ago. What a trio of over the hill nitwits.

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