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God Does Not Want 16 Kids(MEGA BARF ALERT)
SFGate ^ | October 19, 2005 | Mark Morford

Posted on 05/21/2007 6:24:57 PM PDT by Pinkbell

Who are you to judge? Who are you to say that the more than slightly creepy 39-year-old woman from Arkansas who just gave birth to her 16th child yes that's right 16 kids and try not to cringe in phantom vaginal pain when you say it, who are you to say Michelle Duggar is not more than a little unhinged and sad and lost?

And furthermore, who are you to suggest that her equally troubling husband -- whose name is, of course, Jim Bob and he's hankerin' to be a Republican senator and try not to wince in sociopolitical pain when you say that -- isn't more than a little numb to the real world, and that bringing 16 hungry mewling attention-deprived kids (and she wants more! Yay!) into this exhausted world zips right by "touching" and races right past "disturbing" and lurches its way, heaving and gasping and sweating from the karmic armpits, straight into "Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with you people?"

But that would be, you know, mean. Mean and callous to suggest that this might be the most disquieting photo you see all year, this bizarre Duggar family of 18 spotless white hyperreligious interchangeable people with alarmingly bad hair, the kids ranging in ages from 1 to 17, worse than those nuked Smurfs in that UNICEF commercial and worse than all the horrific rubble in Pakistan and worse than the cluster-bomb nightmare that is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise having a child as they suck the skin from each other's Scientological faces and even worse than that huge 13-foot python which ate that six-foot alligator and then exploded.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
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To: appleharvey

LOL!


101 posted on 05/21/2007 7:33:37 PM PDT by JRochelle (Just say no to the slick crazy bully.)
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To: SittinYonder

ROTFLMS!!!!


102 posted on 05/21/2007 7:34:14 PM PDT by tioga
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To: gridlock

My great grandma “only” had 13—my grandma was the last—born in 1899. Like many families of that time, a few of them died very young.


103 posted on 05/21/2007 7:34:43 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Pinkbell

I did go ahead and read the whole article. Needless to say, the person who wrote it is full of hate and incredibly stupid - he called this family “asexual.” Obviously not asexual if they have reproduced this many times.


104 posted on 05/21/2007 7:38:03 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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To: rickdylan

I would also add that the children are very well behaved - and we know the Discovery Channel wouldn’t edit out any tantrums if the children did have them.


105 posted on 05/21/2007 7:38:36 PM PDT by Tuscaloosa Goldfinch (If MY people who are called by MY name -- the ball's in our court, folks.)
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To: WorkingClassFilth
I think big families are great. I met one blended family where the father had 10 kids before his wife died of cancer and he married a woman with 10 of her own. RATs hate these people, I think, because they hate, in general, the concepts of responsibility, faithfulness and dedication to family.

I used to be a leader in the Jr High ministry at my old church. There were a few kids on our team from one family. Years later, I ran into one of the kids, who then was an adult in their later 20's. We started calling and e-mailing once in awhile, and I visited them once out in Colorado. There were 5 of these kids from 1 family, adopted into this family. The mom and dad wanted to keep all the kids together so they adopted all 5.

The mom and dad had some of their own biological kids. The dad some (maybe 2 or 3) from his first marriage (his first wife had died). And then the mom and dad had some together (again 2 or 3, I think). Then they started adopting kids into their family, with 4-6 already in the family.

Last time I knew the mom and dad were in the process of adopting 2 more kids.

Mom and dad went to the rest of the family to consult with them about whether to do this or not. Why? Because the boy they were going to adopt was about 8-10 years old, and the little girl was about 6, and the dad was 66 at the time, and the mom 50. So when the little girl would be graduating high school, the dad would be 78.

All the kids enthusiasticly agreed that mom and dad should do this. And they also agreed to help in the raising of these 2 new family members.

With the addition of these two new family members, between biological and chosen (adopted) kids, there were 26 loving siblings. And when I say loving, there was no distinction between biological kids and chosen kids. Between the ages ofmid 40's to 6 years old.

Oh yeah, one more thing. This family had 115 foster kids through their home over the years.

106 posted on 05/21/2007 7:41:09 PM PDT by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: Pinkbell

Will such an article be covered by the new hate speech law touted by this man’s congressperson?


107 posted on 05/21/2007 7:41:19 PM PDT by keepitreal
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To: nmh
I’ve watched the Duggar family program on Discovery. Healthy, good-looking people and the kids are adorable. Mrs. Duggar is having another child soon, and this is evidently what has got Morford’s leather thong in a twist.

I had three children and I watch the Duggars and just gape in amazement at how the woman manages all of those kids. They all seem very aware of their situation and very well-behaved, but just the laundry and the cooking must be a monumental undertaking. I admire this woman, she always seems so self-possessed and confident. Both of the Duggars seem very happy and content with the life they’ve built, and it has not been easy for these people. They built that house themselves. Before that, they lived in a house with one bathroom! Mrs. Duggar is proud that she homeschools her children and proud to raise a religious family. I’ll bet she’s got nerves of steel, too! I don’t think she does b!tchy homo nonsense, Markie!

There are three other families featured on this program. One in Michigan (13 kids) and another that has 14 boys (I think?) and only one girl, the youngest. That familiy’s Dad is a minister, so I think Morford had a choice when it came to bashing a Christian husband and wife and their big happy family. xcamel said it best...Morford is a POS.

108 posted on 05/21/2007 7:43:32 PM PDT by ishabibble (ALL AMERICAN INFIDEL)
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To: Pinkbell
Would they have the guts to say these things to such children? "You don't deserve to be alive."

My favorite come back to these types of people is, "We have to have so many children to counterbalance the idiots in the world."

109 posted on 05/21/2007 7:43:36 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: Pinkbell

I guess the writer has not realized yet that he is one of that class of no breeding.


110 posted on 05/21/2007 7:44:34 PM PDT by freekitty
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To: AZLiberty

They are soon to have 17 — next one should be born within a month or so. I have watched their TV specials and although they are more conservative and more traditional than i am as a parent, i can see they clearly raise their children to be self-sufficient, God fearing, Bible taught, productive tax paying citizens. I don’t understand this entire thread — people getting into the business of what other families do? this family uses less electricity, food, energy, clothing, than most families of five. Have you seen how they conserve absolutely everything? it puts all the rest of us to shame. their house is spotless, the kids are polite and well mannered, and she homeschools them all. They’re a little “off” by society’s standards, but who cares? He actually WAS a Senator, and they have run very successful business since they were first married as young people.

They are to be envied — not demonized. It took them four years to build a house finally big enough for them to breathe in, and they did it on a small fraction of the budget anyone else would use for a 7,000 square foot home on land they own.

Don’t worry, my friends who have WAY too much time on your hands. Not one penny of your tax dollars will ever go to this family, and likely, not even the kids or grandkids.


111 posted on 05/21/2007 7:45:08 PM PDT by adopt4Him (The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.)
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To: mountn man

Those parents are worth more than any hundred case workers in the entire welfare system in America.


112 posted on 05/21/2007 7:45:08 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Current tagline banned under hate speech laws.)
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To: Pinkbell
My family is very small, and I would absolutely love to have a large family, not that large, but I really respect people who do.

See my post #106.

One of the reasons this guy is ticked is because he knows that liberals are in homo relationships and aborting themselves into extinction. He knows that conservatives will one day outnumber the liberal population. That scares him.

I've heard a few times from seperate sources that liberals average less than 1 child per couple, and that conservatives average over 3 kids per family.

113 posted on 05/21/2007 7:45:53 PM PDT by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: nmh

I’m actually jealous of them. No matter how I try, I cannot get my children that organized.


115 posted on 05/21/2007 7:47:45 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: Pinkbell
Mark Morford doesn't have the foggiest idea what God might want...or not want.
116 posted on 05/21/2007 7:48:44 PM PDT by okie01 (The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
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To: xjcsa
Wow...his writing “style” is unbelievably bad.

His trademark is ridiculous run-on sentences that are salted with a bunch of pithy-sounding adjectives. There is almost always a reference to anal sex or some other perversion.

He's so bad that anyone who would try to parody him would probably write a more passable article.

117 posted on 05/21/2007 7:48:54 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Tamar1973
...that they will all be tragically encoded with the values of the homophobic asexual Christian right...

You got it, Marky Mark!

THE FUTURE BELONGS TO THE BREEDERS.

(I've got four kids myself.)
118 posted on 05/21/2007 7:50:34 PM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: rickdylan

Yep. They pay and take care of their own. Just finally built a big house. Father and older sons doing most of the work themselves. Hey they even got married before having children. I think they were married 4 years before the first.


119 posted on 05/21/2007 7:51:08 PM PDT by therut
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To: RegulatorCountry

That was my reaction. What is he so afraid of?


120 posted on 05/21/2007 7:51:09 PM PDT by It's me
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