Iowahawk: Well, That Didn’t Work Out So Great

Iowahawk | 07/03/2007 | David Burge

[dighton]

Iowahawk Guest Commentary
By Mohammed Asha, MD
Board Certified Gastroenterologist and former Jihad Associate, al Qaeda UK

Ever have “one of those days?” Sure, all of us go through the occasional rough patch, but I swear there are times when I think Allah must really have it in for me. I mean, I know the “Big Guy” is supposed to have a sense of humor, but do I always have to be the punchline?

Take for example this last week. A few mates and I had been planning a big martyrdom weekend for quite a while; it’s something we first began discussing a few years ago in medical school back in Amman. We were sitting around the dorm eating pizza, cramming for a big anatomy final, when Ali said “you know, after graduation, we should get together for something really big.” We talked about a fishing trip to Canada or something, but most of the guys thought that sounded pretty boring. Abdul suggested a golf weekend in Cancun, but the all-inclusives there can get pretty pricey in-season. Hassan (who’s really into motorcycles) suggested renting Harleys and going to Sturgis for the Biker Rally, but we heard that crowd can get pretty rowdy.

Anyhoo, Achmed finally says, “how about packing cars with explosives and killing hundreds of random infidels in a coordinated series of gigantic fireballs?” And we’re like, *****n’ A! Not only would we be it an awesome bonding experience (with plenty of Paradise poontang, LOL), we would be doing a valuable community service. Okay, so we high-fived and made a solemn promise that we’d target two years after graduation for the big weekend prank blowout.

Continued . . .

[dfwgator]

"A Hard Day, Calls For A Hard Lemonade"

[bd476]

ROFLOL!

[ClearCase_guy]

Hilarious!

[JamesP81]

I swear, if her dad wasn't my uncle, I'd be tempted to smack that irritating sneer right off her face.

I'll be needing a new keyboard now.

[bd476]

Humor ping.

[AppyPappy]

That was so funny, it HURT.

[bmwcyle]

The discussion between the idiots was not far off I’ll bet.

[martin_fierro]

[RabidBartender]

LOL!!!! Brilliant!

[RightWhale]

Not all doctors are jihadists. So far as I know.

[6ppc]

ROTFLMAO!

[isthisnickcool]

That was amusing!

[Danae]

ROTFLMAO

Priceless..... LOL

[Vinnie]

David

You have outdone yourself.

My wife and I were rolling with this one..LOL

[REDWOOD99]

That is the funniest damn thing I’ve read in a long time!!!

[Tijeras_Slim]

This is friggin’ hilarious!

[Slings and Arrows]

Funny-because-it's-true ping!

[aculeus]

And then the kicker: I looked down at my package and noticed "Little Mohammed" was AWOL.

[G Larry]

LOL BUMP!