Neener, neener, neener!
You lost the war!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Posted on 10/30/2007 2:32:37 PM PDT by Dog
Al Qaeda's online community is threatening all out cyber war against counter jihadis.
Bring. It. On. B- - - - - -. DEBKA:
In a special Internet announcement in Arabic, picked up DEBKAfile’s counter-terror sources, Osama bin Laden’s followers announced Monday, Oct. 29, the launching of Electronic Jihad. On Sunday, Nov. 11, al Qaeda’s electronic experts will start attacking Western, Jewish, Israeli, Muslim apostate and Shiite Web sites. On Day One, they will test their skills against 15 targeted sites expand the operation from day to day thereafter until hundreds of thousands of Islamist hackers are in action against untold numbers of anti-Muslim sites....
Our sources say the instructions come in simple language and are organized in sections according to target. They offer would-be martyrs, who for one reason or another are unable to fight in the field, to fulfill their jihad obligations on the Net. These virtual martyrs are assured of the same thrill and sense of elation as a jihadi on the “battlefield.”
In effect, say DEBKAfile’s counter-terror experts, al Qaeda is retaliating against Western intelligence agencies’ tactics, which detect new terrorist sites and zap them as soon as they appear.
I got news for al Qaeda: There are no Western intelligence agencies systematically shutting your websites down. That's just not what the intelligence community does.
That would be us shutting down your websites. Jawa community members. Internet Haganah readers. Freepers. A few others.
Just a handful of people. With not particular set of skills. It's not so much that we are particularly good at what we do, it's just that you guys suck like there's no tomorrow. Let's face it online jihadis, you are pathetic weak pieces of shit. If you had any real balls you would go out and do actual jihad. Instead you sit in momma's basement editing films.
You are cowards. You are pathetic. You are fools. You are nothing.
If we wanted to, we would take down all your websites. We choose not to. Keep that in mind. A little bit of paranoia would do you well.
We. Are. Watching. You......BITCHES!
H/T: Skeptic
BRING IT!!!
BUMP!
The feeling is mutual, Hajjis!
We hit a nerve.
What a bunch of whiny WIMPS!
All talk and no action.
Bring it on ... sissies!
I'm in your backyard.
And I have never feared you.
Rooh' naeesh, al Qaeda.
Works both ways, Acmed, it works both ways.
They don't like us because Muhammad was a murderer and we're not.
They don't like us because Muhammad was a mental case and we're not.
I hereby put forth some ideas for names for the anti-Jihad:
Cyber-Crusader
COBOL Commando
Remote Ranger
Kerberos Knight
Firewall Freedom Fighter
T-1 Templar
Neener, neener, neener!
You lost the war!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Do the virtual martyrs get virtual virgins?
Osama Bin Laden can kiss my rosy red Welch hard drive!
Is this like Scrappleface?
Uh oh! Does this mean I have to fish the Kuran out of my outhouse hole number 1! Yuck!
See also “Taking Down Terror Websites” at: http://www.washingtontimes.com/article/20071029/COMMENTARY/110290009
I guess this means they gave up on actually trying to kill people
Attention FReeper pigdogs!
We have invaded your so-called internet chatroom, and with the help of ALLAH (piss be upon him) we declare JIHAD ON YOU.
You snivelling infidels will feel the burning rot of Muhahamid’s flatulence in your direction!
HHAAAHAAAAA
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