Rape Suspect Forced To Wear Bizarre Mask After Outburst {Illegal alien again]

WFTV.com ^ | December 6, 2007 | staff reporter

[Daffynition]

Why did this take four years to come to trial ...

and where is the reporter to collect his Pulitzer for excellence in reporting?

[Free Dominoes]

Why can’t we just shoot this SOB?

[SouthTexas]

A plastic bag would have worked better!

[William Terrell]

"This is someone who told me that was he is insulted," court-appointed doctor Jeffrey Danziger said.

Anyone can say anything.

[samtheman]

First, a homeless child rape suspect turned violent in a Seminole County courtroom.

First, I thought he was talking about a homeless child who was a rape suspect.

Then, I thought he was talking about a person suspected of raping homeless children.

Then, on the third parse, I got what this idiot reporter was trying to say:

the suspect, a homeless man accused raping a child, ...

[Daffynition]

Well, we wouldn’t want to insult him now, would we?

[Condor51]

Late Thursday afternoon, the jury returned a guilty verdict against Rosales on charges of kidnapping, attempted murder and sexual battery after deliberating for around two hours. Rosales faces a mandatory life sentence, but has to stand trial for murder in Arizona.

Rope, tree, horse - problem solved.

[billorites]

I knew high collars would come back.

[samtheman]

Despite the outburst, the judge found Rosales competent to continue his trial.

Well, gee, thanks for the Captain Obvious reasoning there, judge.

Otherwise, I guess all you have to do to avoid being tried is to outburst...

[Diogenesis]

[2ndDivisionVet]

Mike Huckabee, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[E. Cartman]

Everyone just relax: He’s here only to rape the children Americans are too lazy to.

[ASA Vet]

of?

[Don Corleone]

First, a homeless child rape suspect turned violent in a Seminole County courtroom.

First, I thought he was talking about a homeless child who was a rape suspect.

Then, I thought he was talking about a person suspected of raping homeless children.

Then, on the third parse, I got what this idiot reporter was trying to say:

the suspect, a homeless man, accused of raping a child, ...

Amazing! The idiot newsperson/proofreader who wrote this probably got nothing but "A's" all the way through public school too.

[samtheman]

Right. Of.

[samtheman]

Great picture. And so to the point of this story.

[Daffynition]

Well, we wouldn’t want to insult him now, would we?

[wastedyears]

I wouldn’t have taken 2 hours to find him guilty. More like 2 nanoseconds.

[Graybeard58]

Not only the reporter but the prosecutor as well:

He strangled her so much it left bruises on her face and insect bites all over her body

While I have no sympathy for the rapist, strangling the child did not cause insect bites.

[Graybeard58]

See #19.