Posted on 12/25/2007 12:00:16 PM PST by no nau
Merry Freepin Christmas
(My apologies to the writers of South Park)
I heard there is no Christmas
at the silly DU site
No Fox, no Bush, no Reagan Love
They have different policy beliefs
They believe in the Clinton's
And not in our USA
And so every December
I go to the DU site and say...
Hey there Mr. Commie
Merry Freepin Christmas!
Put down your Clinton kneepads
And hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your socialistic ass
and Freepin celebrate.
There is no holiday season at L dot com I've heard
They just suck up to that hag
And that is just absurd!
They don’t allow any sign ups.
They censor and delete all about
And that is why in December
I'll go to L dot com and shout...
Hey there you dried up old bat
Merry Freepin Christmas
Stop the annoying pop-ups
And open to the masses.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your snotty dried up ass
and Freepin celebrate!
Now I heard that in LibPost
Everyone thinks Paul will win
It’s those Libertarians
And tin foil types and their kin.
On December 25th
They blast Bush for heaven’s sake
And that is why I go to LibPost
And post around and say...
Hey there Mr. Paultards
Merry Freepin Christmas
Paul will get handed his ass
You Libertarian pond scum.
In case you haven't noticed
George Bush is there for you
So lets all rejoice for Dubya
And Merry Freepin Christmas to you.
On Christmas day I travel `round forums and say,
Yahoo, Delphi, Daily KOS, and Huffington Post too,
Merry Freepin Christmas, To You!
(Clapping)
I see Merry Christmas on the L dot site.
I’m inclined to be a bit more ecumenical.
God rest you merry, Genflefolk
Let nothing you dismay
Let’s throw aside our politics
If only for one day
Let’s carve the ham and share the gifts
And let the children play
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and Joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.
In dining rooms and living rooms
Are presents, feasts and glee
And sugar-besot children
Are running far and wee
But this, this humble gathering
Trumps any Homily
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and Joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.
I hope that on this Christmas day
Your home is warm and mild
And if you’re missing someone far
You can be reconciled
If you look for the smile of God
See the smile of a child
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and Joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.
Merry Christmas to all.
www.lucianne.com
She currently has a Spam Tree and many advertisements.
I used to go there a lot, years ago.
felice gravitas!
to president bush.
No one who hasn’t seen and chuckled at the original South Park version will even begin to like or appreciate this.
Either you get it or you don’t, but it’s all in good fun.
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