Hillary, the Flight Attendant

MSNBC ^ | 01-17-2008 | AP via MSNBC

[hoagy62]

LAS VEGAS - Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton welcomed her traveling press corps aboard her campaign plane Wednesday with a humorous riff on the standard flight attendant speech familiar to commercial air travelers.

“Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and welcome aboard the maiden flight of Hill Force One,” Clinton said over the plane’s intercom as it taxied down the runway en route to Reno, Nev.

[hoagy62]

Make sure you visit the link to get the whole speech. It's nothing less than embarassing.

If Hillary was my flight attendant....no, that thought doesn't bear worth further consideration. Ewwww.....

[1rudeboy]

“You will drink coffee or tea because of me.”

[oldbill]

If that charter plane was operating under FAA Part 121 or 135 air carrier rules and it was actively taxiing, Hillary just broke a federal law.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

See also....http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1954910/posts

[MizSterious]

Actually, should be “Kool-Aid.” Grape.

[steve-b]

Hillary, the Flight Attendant

The title of the worst pr0n flick ever?

[Tribune7]

She should play the part of a nurse.

America can play the part of Jack Nicholson.

[FoxInSocks]

Did she purchase carbon credits first?

[samtheman]

I guess she’s getting coached on how to be a more “regular gal”, how to joke it up and such.

No wonder it never occurred to her to ever do this kind of thing before.

She has a singular lack of talent in all endeavors human.

She’s much better off applying her skills where her aptitudes lie: collecting FBI and IRS files on her enemies and making sure that people with the wrong opinions are silenced, now and forever.

That’s her real forte. This humor stuff just isn’t her.

[Sig Sauer P220]

If that charter plane was operating under FAA Part 121 or 135 air carrier rules and it was actively taxiing, Hillary just broke a federal law.

That would be, by far, the least of the federal laws she and her accomplice have broken over the years.

[Miss Didi]

Fox & Friends teased this story all morning calling it the funniest, funniest thing...folks you won’t want to miss it! It was the lamest attempt at humor I have ever seen. But the Friends continued chuckling on the couch, applauding her for her sense of humor and fun side.

Funny, they asked viewers to email in with their thoughts and never ended up reporting the results. While I'm on the topic of the Friends, they also gave a long list of each candidate's campaign stop today. Of course, they did not name Fred. Instead they reported on that yuckster the Huckster and his college antics frying squirrel in a hot pot.

[lonerepubinma]

Hil Farce one ??

[Army Air Corps]

I pray that she was not dressed like this.

[weegee]

I thought it was another article about this Clinton on a campaign and this stewardess.

Bill ended up giving one of the stewardesses he groped a job as receptionist in the White House.

[weegee]

News Corp execs endorsed John Kerry in 2004 and Murdoch gave to Hillary’s Senate campaign.

Fox News isn’t conservative.

[hoe_cake]

Well, this was the first staged event that no one bothered covering up as unstaged.

[Piquaboy]

She is about as funny as a dose of clap.

[MomwithHope]

Should be named “Bill Forced One” (Juanita Brodderick)

[Greg F]

High School kids would do a funnier skit for a school play.

[businessprofessor]

I think that SHE is also skilled at savings and loan fraud, hiding documents, lying under oath, commodities fraud, and campaign reporting fraud. SHE could make a good living teaching others how to master these skills.