There's Monica... No Bill, DON'T
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Posted on 02/06/2008 5:48:56 AM PST by harpu
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions: "First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President? "Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? "Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.
Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions: "First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President? "Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? "Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? "Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? "Fifth - Where's Kenneth?"
ROFLOL!
“Morning Humor...Hillary Stops By a Primary School in New York.”
Looking for a snack?
LOL - good one.
Good Humor !!!!!!
Thank you for the morning humor...;-)
Bad Dream..........:o)
1. Hillary wins the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States.
2. Naturally, she wants to choose as her running mate someone with a lot of knowledge and experience in government and foreign affairs, someone who is a seasoned campaigner who could bring a lot of strength to the ticket. Who better than Bill, her husband?!!!
3. Hill and Bill go on to win the election in November and the Democrats maintain control of the House and the Senate.
4. Hillary is sworn in as President on January 20, 2009. The next day, after all the inauguration parties are over, she calls a press conference to make an announcement: she is resigning as President!!! Bill, as the Vice President, immediately becomes President!!! This is all perfectly legal under the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, for it states that ‘no person may be elected as president more than twice’. Bill is not being elected for a third term but is merely serving out the remainder of Hillary’s term-—all 4 years of it.
5. But wait! There’s more! The following day Bill calls a press conference to make an announcement. He has chosen someone to fill the now-vacant office of Vice President. Guess who he picks? Why, Hillary, of course!!! So she can run for two more terms.
The next thing people are going to wonder is, where is Baaarack?
rotflmao
a wonderful definition of subversion.
Dear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore! You're a Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one. Signed: Abby
Can’t happen, thank G-d. US Constitution, Amendment XII: “But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.”
Obama will be the running mate. Keep the party on the plantation.
I’m waiting for McCain to ask her too be his running mate / VP if Obama wins the DNC crown !
He’ll sell his soul to get that job. He’s already tried to sell his nation with shamnesty !
We will have millions of new citizens within months of his election. Habla ?
Oh yeah.........just a nightmare !.......:o)
Hillary would never step down to let BILL be in charge!
Oh I agree....... but,
Albeit just a fictional faultless funny ......IMO she’d wind up in Ft Marcy Park taking that big dirt nap if she didn’t toe the company line........:o)
There's Monica... No Bill, DON'T
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