Homemade circumcisions bring charges

Charlotte Observer ^ | 2-8-08 | JEN ARONOFF

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Frontier Mohel

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Frontier b'ris.

[Tax-chick]

NC ping.

[Nervous Tick]

Johnny Marlowe denied the women prenatal care and circumcised the boys when they were 8 days old, Hartley said.

Ouch. My Dad was a thrifty Scot, too, but he had a practical streak. When they asked him at the hospital, "Do ya want us to circumcise the lad?", he inquired if it cost extra.

When told that circumcision would add a few dollars to the bill, he said, "Heck no! Let him WEAR it off, like I had to..."

[Bobalu]

[CholeraJoe]

She expects to serve Marlowe with the warrants near or immediately after his release from jail.

"What are you in prison for?"

"Illegal circumcision."

"BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

[scooter2]

Let’s show him a new medical procedure; castration with a butter knife.

[Mr. Brightside]

MOHEL: I coulda been a kosher butcher like my brother. The money’s good. There’s a union, with benefits. And, cows have no families. You make a mistake with a cow, you move on with your life... Anyway.

(**** SNIP ****)

Jerry: That damn Mohel - he circumcised my finger! The mohel circumcised my finger!

Elaine: You flinched.

[CindyDawg]

Getting past why 2 wonen would agree to live with one man and make him king...did he know what he was doing...were the kids harmed...did they get an infection? Not that I approve but it hasn’t been that long ago that this was done routinely outside of hospitals by people other than doctors. Did he break any laws?

[Slings and Arrows]

I think we all know what Barney Fife would say...

[TADSLOS]

ROFLMAO!

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Is it true that if you get circumcised in Canada, the mohels use a special knife that makes sort of a maple leaf pattern?

[andy58-in-nh]

Is it true that if you get circumcised in Canada, the mohels use a special knife that makes sort of a maple leaf pattern?

Oy, Canada!

[metmom]

Maybe not, but it sounds like the guy should be *circumcised*, if you get my drift. Eleven kids on welfare, no doubt. Sheesh.

I can never figure out what it is with women who will live with dirtbags like this. How can someone be so desperate?

[Joan Kerrey]

Homemade circumcisions bring charges
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For a moment I thought this was a story about Hillary and Bill

[martin_fierro]

[glorgau]

Royal Deluxe II TV commercial

[musicman]

Rodney Dangerfield: “I’m half Jewish, and half Japanese. I was circumcised at Benihana’s!!”