Posted on 03/27/2008 1:37:09 PM PDT by Bender2
Gadzooks! I feel... like crap!
And I have... this really yucky discharge!
I fear it is more... than a hangover!
Guess I better... see the Doc!
Like this?
Good luck Bender.
Drinks in your honor, Godspeed, best wishes, hot nurses, etc.
Make sure they don’t do to you what they did to that woman in Germany.!!!
Actually, I had a little surgery last week and it was so easy....makes you wonder why we worry so much.
A quick and painless recovery, FRiend.
You’ll be back to “Killing all the humans” in no time.
Bender, you always make me laugh! I’d be honored to pray for you. I had mine out this time last year. I was on my way home by lunchtime. I actually found it a bit more difficult to recover from than my 3rd c-section. That’s only because I was nauseated for a few weeks afterward while my body adjusted. Give your body time to get used to processing things differently. DO NOT go out and start eating fatty foods immediately. You’ll be headed to the potty pretty quickly if you do. Think of it as a really great incentive to eat right.
Wishing you a speedy recovery Bender! Saying a prayer for you too!
Prayers for quick, successful, recovery and healing. God bless.
You can thank God we don’t have hillery care-—YET!!!!!!
Good luck.
Make sure they throw in a metal ass shining!
Good Luck! Hope you bought the Extended Service Plan!
I've been there on the surgery table. FWI, find a prayer or passage that resonates with you, and repeat that in your mind over and over as the iv with the valium flows in.
Valk
Good luck!
Don’t let them use a rusty can opener! Seriously, best of luck to you.
Prayers for a successful surgery (and just make sure you don’t come home with a second anal canal or a pair of breasts).
FR needs its resident robot. Prayers ‘til you’re back on your feet.
Good ol American presidents. They’re earthy. Could you imagine a Jacques Chirac or a Helmut Kohl ever showing off their scar?
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