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Bender to have sergery! (Shameless Vanity!)
3-27-08 | Bender2

Posted on 03/27/2008 1:37:09 PM PDT by Bender2

Gadzooks! I feel... like crap!

And I have... this really yucky discharge!

I fear it is more... than a hangover!

Guess I better... see the Doc!


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To: MediaMole; Bender2
Don’t pull an LBJ and show everyone your scar. Good luck.

Like this?

Good luck Bender.

41 posted on 03/27/2008 2:19:20 PM PDT by Ditto (Global Warming: The 21st Century's Snake Oil)
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To: Bender2

Drinks in your honor, Godspeed, best wishes, hot nurses, etc.


42 posted on 03/27/2008 2:22:04 PM PDT by happinesswithoutpeace (You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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To: Bender2

Make sure they don’t do to you what they did to that woman in Germany.!!!

Actually, I had a little surgery last week and it was so easy....makes you wonder why we worry so much.


43 posted on 03/27/2008 2:27:03 PM PDT by Aria (NO RAPIST ENABLER FOR PRESIDENT!!!)
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To: Bender2

A quick and painless recovery, FRiend.


44 posted on 03/27/2008 2:38:45 PM PDT by radiohead (I stood up for Fred at the Iowa Caucus. Where were the rest of you so-called conservatives?)
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To: Bender2

You’ll be back to “Killing all the humans” in no time.


45 posted on 03/27/2008 2:39:20 PM PDT by Fry
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To: Bender2

Bender, you always make me laugh! I’d be honored to pray for you. I had mine out this time last year. I was on my way home by lunchtime. I actually found it a bit more difficult to recover from than my 3rd c-section. That’s only because I was nauseated for a few weeks afterward while my body adjusted. Give your body time to get used to processing things differently. DO NOT go out and start eating fatty foods immediately. You’ll be headed to the potty pretty quickly if you do. Think of it as a really great incentive to eat right.


46 posted on 03/27/2008 2:53:17 PM PDT by Aggie Mama
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To: Bender2

Wishing you a speedy recovery Bender! Saying a prayer for you too!


47 posted on 03/27/2008 2:54:10 PM PDT by girlscout
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To: Bender2

Prayers for quick, successful, recovery and healing. God bless.


48 posted on 03/27/2008 2:59:15 PM PDT by LucyJo
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To: Bender2

You can thank God we don’t have hillery care-—YET!!!!!!
Good luck.


49 posted on 03/27/2008 3:14:17 PM PDT by taillightchaser (!)
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To: Bender2

Make sure they throw in a metal ass shining!


50 posted on 03/27/2008 3:30:35 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: Bender2

Good Luck! Hope you bought the Extended Service Plan!


51 posted on 03/27/2008 3:34:38 PM PDT by tarheelswamprat
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To: Bender2
Prayers up. Come back in good health & spirits Bender.

I've been there on the surgery table. FWI, find a prayer or passage that resonates with you, and repeat that in your mind over and over as the iv with the valium flows in.

Valk

52 posted on 03/27/2008 3:42:56 PM PDT by valkyry1
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To: Bender2

Good luck!


53 posted on 03/27/2008 5:13:48 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Bender2

Don’t let them use a rusty can opener! Seriously, best of luck to you.


54 posted on 03/27/2008 6:04:45 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Bender2

Prayers for a successful surgery (and just make sure you don’t come home with a second anal canal or a pair of breasts).


55 posted on 03/27/2008 6:57:16 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~~~***Just say NO to the "O"***~~~)
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To: Bender2

FR needs its resident robot. Prayers ‘til you’re back on your feet.


56 posted on 03/27/2008 7:04:47 PM PDT by tanuki (u)
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To: Bender2
Breast Beast Best of luck, bro!
57 posted on 03/27/2008 8:16:36 PM PDT by TrueKnightGalahad (When you're racing...it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.)
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To: Bender2
Before they anaestesize you, make damn sure they boil their surgical tools in clear alcohol!


58 posted on 03/27/2008 8:21:10 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("I am like...Dude......do you really....like want the Sex?")
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To: abb

Good ol American presidents. They’re earthy. Could you imagine a Jacques Chirac or a Helmut Kohl ever showing off their scar?


59 posted on 03/27/2008 8:24:05 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Bender2

60 posted on 03/28/2008 1:38:38 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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