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TED TURNER ... LOSING IT
NEALZ NUZE ^ | April 4, 2008 | NEAL BOORTZ

Posted on 04/04/2008 7:11:57 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20

By now I'm sure you have heard about Ted Turner's comments on Charlie Rose the other night. He's concerned about global warming. Oh .. poor Ted. Things are just getting too hot for him, and clearly his brain is starting to cook.

Anyway ... Today Ted said that if we don't do something about global warming in about 40 years most of us will be dead and the rest of us will be living in Somalia or Sudan eating each other. He also said that there just too many people in the world.

Too many people?

OK .. we did a little math problem yesterday. We moved every single in the entire world .. every single man and woman from New York, Mexico City ... every person from every state and every continent of the world ... each and every one of them to Duvall County, Florida. To house all of these people we built two 80-story high rises on every single acre in Duvall County. OK ... I know this doesn't leave room for commercial establishes and services. We're not interested in fast food joints and such. We just want to house every single person alive today in the entire world in Duvall County. Not one living soul anywhere else. So we have two 80-story high rises on each acre. How many people will be living on each floor of each high rise? Answer? About 80.

Crowded? Perhaps so ... but not as bad as the hills above Caracas --- and all those people will be there also.

Now .. to have more fun, we just built one 100 story high rise on every acre of land that Ted Turner owns in the U.S., then we move in every single person in the entire world. That leaves room for all the infrastructure and services. How many people per floor? Around 35. Everybody has their own bedroom.

Get the point? There are not too many of us. There are just too many of us who won't hit a lick at a snake.


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To: Grampa Dave

Ted is understandably bitter having lost his ratings, his network, and now his mind.

We wish him well....

</sarcasm>


21 posted on 04/04/2008 7:33:35 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

If ted is so worried about there being too many people in the world, why doesn’t he do the honorable thing and eliminate himself?


22 posted on 04/04/2008 7:33:50 AM PDT by Clay Moore ("My daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard." Ralph Wiggum)
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To: george76

May one of Turner’s bull Buffalo’s decide to make Ted, his mate for life.


23 posted on 04/04/2008 7:39:26 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Hussein ObamaSamma's Pastor, Jeremiah Wright: "God Damn America, U.S. to Blame for 9/11")
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To: dfwgator

Ted’s father committed suicide.
I’m not predicting anything but........


24 posted on 04/04/2008 7:43:50 AM PDT by SonnyBubba
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To: Turret Gunner A20

I have it on reliable authority that Ted Turner stays drunk most of the time. He has been known to be stoned when giving public speeches. My guess is he was plastered at the time of this interview.


25 posted on 04/04/2008 7:48:43 AM PDT by Old Retired Army Guy (tHE)
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To: societygirl

Turner also said something totally stupid about the people of North Korea.


26 posted on 04/04/2008 7:54:06 AM PDT by unkus
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To: Turret Gunner A20

He’s not that odd- there are many liberal morons who believe there are ‘too many people’ in the world.
What I can never understand is why they don’t take the power they have to DO something about it! Kill themselves, then there is one less evil human on the planet and they could start a trend!
If their own existence is so offensive to them, wouldn’t you think they would lead by example?


27 posted on 04/04/2008 8:18:36 AM PDT by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
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To: dfwgator

DING! DING! DING!
Best post on the thread!


28 posted on 04/04/2008 8:19:42 AM PDT by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Too many people?

YES!

They are sitting in jail cells, or worse, psychiatric wards for the criminally insane.

Some are sitting in the Senate & other “hallowed (hollowed, maybe a better word?) chambers.

Some are sitting in NGO & “advocacy group” offices, such as Human Rights Watch, Southern Poverty Law Center, PETA, ACLU, C.A.I.R., etc.

Some are members of juntas, commisarriats, and other dictatorial ruling regimes.

Some are members of Hamas, Hezbollah, FARC, Shining Path, Elf/Alf, Tamil Tigers, MILF, and so many other terror & “liberation” groups.

And some are sitting on guest seats of TV shows, pontificating that their are “too many” people.


29 posted on 04/04/2008 8:25:52 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

bump


30 posted on 04/04/2008 8:26:47 AM PDT by lowbridge ("I can't wait to see what he stands for." - Susan Sarandon on her support of Barack Obama)
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To: Old Retired Army Guy
“I have it on reliable authority that Ted Turner stays drunk most of the time. He has been known to be stoned when giving public speeches. My guess is he was plastered at the time of this interview.”

That's what I thought too. I heard the comments, and they were really, really lunytoons.

I interpreted them as: Give us elites total control now, or you will all die!!

31 posted on 04/04/2008 8:26:58 AM PDT by marktwain
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To: moderatewolverine

Well tell ted that we will become cannibals right after we eat the last of his buffalo herd that is full of yummy goodness.

( He owns the largest buffalo herd in the world.


32 posted on 04/04/2008 8:34:57 AM PDT by Walkingfeather
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To: auboy

As much as I’d like Ted and Al to STFU, I’m afraid that would jump-start the next ice age...


33 posted on 04/04/2008 8:40:33 AM PDT by rock_lobsta (Operation Chaos!)
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To: unkus
I think Ted is a dictator at heart, to say nothing of being a Communist, and wants to be like Fidel and Kim, ad nasiem.
34 posted on 04/04/2008 8:48:37 AM PDT by societygirl
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To: Turret Gunner A20

He was married to Hanoi Jane...nuf’ said. Money doesn’t buy you sanity.


35 posted on 04/04/2008 8:58:47 AM PDT by 444Flyer (Fight to Win.)
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To: ClearBlueSky

Turner is a diagnosed victim of bipolar disorder. The other Liberals have absolutely no excuse for their strange beliefs.


36 posted on 04/04/2008 12:25:03 PM PDT by muawiyah
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To: Turret Gunner A20; TenthAmendmentChampion; Horusra; CygnusXI; Fiddlstix; Defendingliberty; ...
 


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37 posted on 04/04/2008 2:43:12 PM PDT by steelyourfaith
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To: cripplecreek

rotflmao


38 posted on 04/04/2008 2:43:36 PM PDT by steelyourfaith
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To: muawiyah
“Turner is a diagnosed victim of bipolar disorder.”

I guess he was off his meds.
39 posted on 04/04/2008 3:52:02 PM PDT by marktwain
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