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Mommy’s getting a boob job. What to tell the kids?
One title could be “Bedtime with Botox”
Fifty years after Gloria Steinem made her big splash, we have women who's self esteem is so abysmally low that they need plastic surgery and also words of encouragement from their little daughters so that they can feel good about themselves.
Pathetic.
You read this yet? shaking my head.
How about a book to explain to kids why mommy is so shallow, she can’t accept the signs of aging as badges of honor.
Whats next? “mommy has two vaginal piercings”?
Obviously a bigot. What about kids with an ugly momma? Won't they be offended of feel left out?
You need a book to explain to a kid that you’re going to have your nose fixed so it looks/works better?
There’s a sucker born every minute.
That said, using a stupid book rather than explaining yourself in person to your kids is lame. I pulled up my shirt and showed my kids exactly what was going to be done and what the procedure was going to entail.
Unreal. Unping.
Did this idiot think to simply realize that she isn't 16 and should possibly consider dressing like a woman rather than a kid?
They need a book, “My Vulcan Mommy.” After a lot of plastic surgery women start looking like characters on “Star Trek.”
AUDREY: So, what did you think?
GEORGE: About the pizza?
AUDREY: No, about the nose job.
GEORGE: Oh, the nose job. I don't know, what did you think?
AUDREY: Well, I've thought about it, but I don't know.
GEORGE: Yeah. (another pause) Not that I care, one way or the other, but these doctors today really do amazing things, you know, if you were so inclined. And again, I'm not suggesting.
AUDREY: I know, they're good.
GEORGE: Peter Jennings had one.
AUDREY: Really?
GEORGE: Probably. They all do. In my high school, half my graduating class had them. Of course, I'm from Long Island, so...
AUDREY: Uh huh.
GEORGE: It's really nothing, it's like going to the dentist.
AUDREY: I hate the dentist.
GEORGE: It's a cleaning.
AUDREY: So you really think I should do this?
GEORGE: If it makes you happy, I don't focus on these things. I will tell you this: Unfortunately, we live in a very superficial society. I don't condone it, but it's a fact of life.
AUDREY: Well, maybe I should.
GEORGE: What the hell.
ELAINE: (barging in) Aw, now you talked her into getting a nose job?
GEORGE: Me? I didn't say anything.
ELAINE: You encouraged her to get one.
GEORGE: I didn't encourage. No encourage.
ELAINE: Peter Jennings had one?
GEORGE: It's possible.
ELAINE: Well, I think you should accept her for who she is.
AUDREY: No, George is right. I want to get one.
ELAINE: I think it's a mistake.
GEORGE: Me too, really. Unless you'd really like to get one.
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Mama, mama, please no more facelifts
I just don't know which one you is
Why do we want our kids to be so worldly at such a young age? Why not just let kids be kids? They only get one shot at it, after all.
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