but nobody.
Posted on 04/21/2008 6:46:13 AM PDT by no nau
White House security personnel have reportedly booted a young female intern off the staff after discovering she was a mole planted by the Democrats -- on a mission to seduce President George W. Bush!
While the mystery woman's name has not been revealed and the strange incident has been hushed up, administration sources claim that sneaky Democrats cooked up the botched scheme, hoping to create a Monica Lewinsky-type scandal and unseat Bush.
"The infiltrator was unmasked within six weeks after Inauguration Day," said a high-level Republican Party source. "Because of the swift actions taken by the White House staff, this individual never had an opportunity to spend any time alone with the President."
Sources say that the mole brought suspicion upon herself from the first day.
"She was very flirtatious, always flashing a lot of cleavage and thigh," said a White House insider. "Her politics also didn't seem to match what she had written in her application. She once called Rush Limbaugh, who's a conservative icon, 'an idiot.' "
But the straw that broke the camel's back came when the attractive intern confided to a White House worker that she was planning to quit "as soon as I earn my presidential kneepads" --- a phrase coined by former Clinton galpal Monica Lewinsky.
The concerned worker reported the incident to superiors, who responded quickly.
Grilled by security personnel, the intern reportedly confessed that she had been sent to "boink" the President by Democratic operatives, who dubbed the mission Operation Bushwhack. But she couldn't or wouldn't name the people who put her up to it.
The Republican Party source says that even if the planted intern had been able to get President Bush alone, he would never have succumbed to her advances.
"Unlike his predecessor, President Bush is a person of high moral caliber and deeply committed to his marriage," the source said. "Also, his personal relationship with Jesus Christ is incredibly important to him. This kind of ploy would never have worked."
The White House has issued no official comment on the alleged mole operation. But many Republicans on Capitol Hill are outraged at the below-the-belt tactics.
"The Democrats talk about bipartisanship, then we find out they're resorting to this kind of outrageous dirty trick," said a GOP leader who asked that his name not be used.
Democrats deny any involvement in the plot and say they are "offended" that anyone would even think they might have had something to do with planting the intern.
"Sounds like a troubled girl, acting on her own," said a Democratic strategist. "It's sad that there's such suspicion in Washington."
“I hadn’t heard of it before. . .”
Nor I. Please tell me that this is a joke.
cute eyes....
Was she outed by Bat Boy?
It’s a weeerd woeld we wive in.
Yeah. And then deal with President Cheney you dopes!
to paraphrase Monty Python - “Nobody expects the Helen Thomas Inquisition!”
Ah, don’t you just love the Democrats? Such people of morality?
Oh. This is Weekly Woeld [sic] News? Never mind. Carry on.
Dang! I completely missed this story.
The whole story sounds fishy. Interns are hired by someone and referred by someone. The person who hired her would be known and would be a Republican. The person referring her could have been a Dim, but the person hiring them would know who referred her. Whitehouse internships are VERY difficult to get and involve heavy background screening too. I’ll check snopes.
This was BatBOY not BatGIRL!.......
Clinton did not commit an impeachable crime because of anything he did with Monica Lewinski. He commited an impeachable crime because, when asked about Lewinski in a deposition in a lawsuit against him for sexual harassment, he lied under oath.
It was not about "sex". It was about perjury.
but nobody.
“She once called Rush Limbaugh, “an idiot”.
—————Could this have been Alice Franken?????
“The Democrats talk about bipartisanship, then we find out they’re resorting to this kind of outrageous dirty trick,” said a GOP leader who asked that his name not be used. “
If he’s surprised by this, he’s a low-grade moron.
....unfortunately...it took 50+ posts to reveal the facts....Have we bought-into the NYT/WaPo/ABCNNBcBS/pBS....liberal lie.
Right when you think the Democrats can get any more disgusting...
People are quoting the Weekly World News here? What next, people quoting the New York Times?
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