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Drunk Darth Vader's Jedi assault
BBC News ^ | April 22, 2008 | BBC News

Posted on 04/24/2008 6:14:17 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan, who had founded a Jedi Church, a court has heard.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, Anglesey, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and cousin Michael with a metal crutch. They suffered minor injuries.

Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted "Darth Vader!"

Earlier, when Hughes failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him."

In the event, Hughes turned up and the case at Holyhead magistrates court resumed.

The court heard he had jumped over a garden wall wearing the bin bag before the attack.

Outlining the case against Hughes, prosectutor Nia Lloyd said Barney Jones had recently started the Jedi church in Holyhead - in honour of the Star Wars' good knights.

It had about 30 members locally and "thousands worldwide".

The cousins had been filming themselves playing with light sabres in the garden before the attack.

Hughes admitted two charges of common assault.

The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine.

Mrs Lloyd said: "He was wearing a black bin bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand."

Mrs Lloyd said he was shouting "Darth Vader".

She added that Hughes hit Barney Jones over the head with the crutch, leaving him with a headache.

He then laughed and hit Michael Jones in the thigh, causing bruising.

Both men were left upset by the incident and they believed it was pre-planned.

She added that the pair believe "very strongly in the church and their religion".

Hughes could not remember the incident and only realised what had happened when he read about it in local newspapers, the court told.

Defending, Frances Jones said alcohol was "ruining his life" and he had no idea where he got the crutch from.

The court head Hughes had previous convictions, including affray, assault and disorderly behaviour.

The judge warned Hughes that jail remained a possibility before adjourning for pre-sentence reports until 13 May.


TOPICS: Religion; Society; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: arwelwynnehughes; assault; barneyjones; darthvader; greatbritain; jedichurch; starwars; uk; wales
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To: CholeraJoe

His black plastic trash bag could double as a wizard robe :-).

I thought the Jedi Church folks were in Australia.


41 posted on 04/24/2008 7:47:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A man grasps his sword in hand, takes his stance, and demands the true price of his hide.")
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To: Tax-chick

Darth Vader=Dark Lord=Voldemort, therefore Anakin Skywalker=Tom Riddle and Luke Skywalker=Harry Potter.


42 posted on 04/24/2008 7:53:57 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Shaking in the flatlands. "All your Richter scale are belong to us.")
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To: CholeraJoe

Everything is derivative these days; the stories have all been done!


43 posted on 04/24/2008 8:00:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A man grasps his sword in hand, takes his stance, and demands the true price of his hide.")
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44 posted on 04/24/2008 8:01:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: CholeraJoe
Darth Vader=Dark Lord=Voldemort, therefore Anakin Skywalker=Tom Riddle and Luke Skywalker=Harry Potter.

I thought Harry Potter had real parents, unless Darth Vader=Milkman.

45 posted on 04/24/2008 8:02:02 AM PDT by Sax
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To: Slings and Arrows
Life imitating art ..


46 posted on 04/24/2008 8:12:34 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Sax

Harry/Luke has (or had) real parents, but was reared by other family members. Tom Riddle did have a known father and mother, so that’s a difference with Anakin Skywalker. (Not that I believed his mother’s story about “he was just born.”)


47 posted on 04/24/2008 8:13:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A man grasps his sword in hand, takes his stance, and demands the true price of his hide.")
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"No really. It's just a church."
48 posted on 04/24/2008 8:15:27 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Satisfaction was my sin)
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To: Tax-chick
Harry/Luke has (or had) real parents, but was reared by other family members. Tom Riddle did have a known father and mother, so that’s a difference with Anakin Skywalker. (Not that I believed his mother’s story about “he was just born.”)

Sure, but in Star Wars the bad guy's own son was the one who 'saved' him after he'd become lost.

Did the HP bad guy knock up Harry's momma?

49 posted on 04/24/2008 8:22:08 AM PDT by Sax
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To: RandallFlagg

Not sure if I dig the tighty whitey tithing at that church.


50 posted on 04/24/2008 8:23:58 AM PDT by Sax
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To: Slings and Arrows; Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Too funny. May the Farce be with you!


51 posted on 04/24/2008 8:34:45 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Some people need to get a life!....


52 posted on 04/24/2008 8:42:28 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Tax-chick

No, the ‘Jedi Religion’ thing in Australia was just a massive practical joke where some people got about 39,000 other people to list their religion as ‘Jedi Knight’ in order to protest against all the personal information being asked for on the census form...


53 posted on 04/24/2008 8:54:59 AM PDT by Hyzenthlay (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: Hyzenthlay

Oh, thanks. I’d become confused! That was very clever of the Aussies, actually.


54 posted on 04/24/2008 9:14:29 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A man grasps his sword in hand, takes his stance, and demands the true price of his hide.")
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To: Sax

Nope.


55 posted on 04/24/2008 9:15:17 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A man grasps his sword in hand, takes his stance, and demands the true price of his hide.")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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56 posted on 04/24/2008 9:34:47 AM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat lead.)
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District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him."
Henry VIII's fault. /rimshot
57 posted on 04/24/2008 9:35:30 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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To: lesser_satan
Sweet love of gravy, this was brilliant.

How old were the two dorks that the other dork in the trashbag attacked -- did it say?

Boxed wine is all I have to say. Franzia perhaps?

58 posted on 04/24/2008 9:40:00 AM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Undead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I think I just threw up in my mask.

59 posted on 04/24/2008 10:42:51 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: VRWCmember
Well at least he had the good taste to only drink the best part and leave the worst part alone.

I took that to mean that he ran it through a tea strainer, and only drank what trickled through it, leaving the leas & dregs.

60 posted on 04/24/2008 10:44:04 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
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