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Alfred E. Obama is Not Funny!!
The American Thinker ^ | July 15, 2008 | James Lewis

Posted on 07/15/2008 10:28:33 AM PDT by keepitreal

If you think that Muslims burning the Danish Mohammed Cartoons don't have a sense of humor, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Just wait til the Political Correct Commissars catch you laughing at Barack Obama. It's like the old rabid feminists: That's Not Funny!

Mr. Obama is very easily offended, like Don Quixote, the Man of La Mancha, who is constantly looking for the smallest slights to his egg-shell fragile ego. Obama told Maureen Dowd early in the primaries that he is hypersensitive to any remarks about his ears. Obama is offended if you criticize his tough-as-nails lawyer wife -- although Michelle O' is eager to criticize everybody else, including the United States of America. The Obama campaign felt offended when people laughed at the phony US Presidential Seal they tried for one day and then quickly dropped. Flip-flopping? Suh, I resent that remark!

The Obama campaign just loves those Nuremberg-style rock rallies. They're in control. They love thousands of worshipful Obama groupies. They're in control. But they just hate one-on-one Townhall debates because they're not in control. That's why Obama is now going to Europe, where his rockstar brand still has the suckers screaming for joy. There are no tough questions for Obama in Europe. He'll just soak up all that adulation, like Elvis. He loves that worship, he needs it, he thrives on it. Which makes me wonder about Barack Obama, to tell the truth.

Prophets and messiahs are not to be laughed at. They are deadly serious. Laughter brings a sense of sanity and perspective to their pompous pretensions. That is why radical Muslims murder people who laugh at the Prophet Mohammed. Start laughing at this 7th century desert bandit and the whole thing starts to look like a joke. We can't have that. Kill them.

(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008; barackobama; democratparty; democrats; electionpresident; elections; humorlessdems; nobama08; obama; obamatruthfile; obamessiah; shadowparty; unfitforcommand
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Barack Obama is humorless.

Good read.

1 posted on 07/15/2008 10:28:33 AM PDT by keepitreal
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2 posted on 07/15/2008 10:31:26 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY ((((Stop the Obamanation!))))
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To: keepitreal

(From NR today)

Obama Spent Almost Half of Past Decade Campaigning For Higher Office

How have you spent your time in the past decade or so?

Obama has spent a lot of that time campaigning for higher office — just about half, in fact. Let’s work backwards from November of this year.

2008: Barring some nefarious plot by Hillary Clinton, Obama will be running for president until November. For purposes of this exercise, we’ll count this as 11 months of campaigning.

2007: Announced exploratory committee on January 16. Formally announced presidential campaign on February 10. I’m counting all 12 months.

2006: Serving in U.S. Senate. While some would argue Obama was unofficially campaigning already, including appearing at events in Iowa, for the purposes of this calculation we will count his campaigning as starting from the announcement of the exploratory committee. 0 months.

2005: Serving in U.S. Senate. 0 months.

2004: Running for U.S. Senate; elected in November. 11 months.

2003: Running for U.S. Senate. 12 months.

2002: Spent half the year preparing the groundwork for his U.S. Senate campaign; he launched his campaign committee in late June. His campaign often cites the 2002 antiwar rally as a key moment in his campaign. 6 months.

2001: Serving in Illinois State Legislature. 0 months.

2000: Lost the March 21 House primary against Rep. Bobby Rush. 3 months.

1999: Announces bid to challenge Rep. Bobby Rush in September. 4 months.

1998: Serving in Illinois State Legislature. 0 months.

There are 120 months from November 1998 to November 2008. Of those 120 months, Obama was campaigning for higher office in 59 of them, or about 49.1 percent.

If you begin counting from September 1999, there are 112 months between then and November 2008, and Obama has been campaigning for higher office in 52.6 percent of those months. (This does not count any campaigning to retain his seat in the state legislature.)

In other words, Obama has spent about half of the past decade campaigning for higher office.


3 posted on 07/15/2008 10:31:26 AM PDT by roses of sharon ( (Who will be McCain's maverick?))
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Or in other words, for the last decade Barack Obama has done nothing productive.


4 posted on 07/15/2008 10:33:30 AM PDT by keepitreal ("I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message. . . until I don't.")
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To: roses of sharon

Interesting...so when does he have time to study the issues and actually make an informed vote on anything?


5 posted on 07/15/2008 10:34:54 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: keepitreal

HA!

6 posted on 07/15/2008 10:35:59 AM PDT by Reagan Man ( McCain Wants My Conservative Vote in November --- EARN IT or NO DEAL !!!)
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To: keepitreal; Jeff Head
Attention Jeff...

Core material for ya:

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Don't forget the beard, turbin and his presidential seal.

7 posted on 07/15/2008 10:36:32 AM PDT by Cobra64 (www.BulletBras.net)
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How can someone who gets so offended at any kind of criticism, or offended over a freaking cartoon, honestly expect to be able to handle the job of being president of the most powerful nation on earth?

What’s he going to do when someone like Hugo Chavez gets in front of the gathered leaders of the world and calls him the devil (I know that Chavez, a fellow marxist, would never say this to Obama, but you get the point)?

The man is not fit for the office he seeks. Period.


8 posted on 07/15/2008 10:39:42 AM PDT by frankiep (Every socialist is a disguised dictator - Ludwig von Mises)
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To: keepitreal

In Eddie Murphy’s move “Delirious” (early 1980’s) he has a stand-up routine on how much grief he got when he made fun of Stevie Wonder. Outraged-fan-voice: “That’s not funny M*****F*****! Stevie is a musical genius!!”


9 posted on 07/15/2008 10:40:23 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Et si omnes ego non)
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“Laughter brings a sense of sanity and perspective to their pompous pretensions”.....

Dare not to laugh at Barack the Magnificent!....


10 posted on 07/15/2008 10:40:54 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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11 posted on 07/15/2008 10:41:08 AM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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You cannot talk about O’Bama’s sensitivity. That is out of bounds, off limits, racist. Not permitted. Do not mention this again. When saying Messiah, use the capital M. Messiah. Doesn’t mean something else, don’t talk about that. It means Messiah. Shut up.


12 posted on 07/15/2008 10:41:37 AM PDT by RightWhale (I will veto each and every beer)
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To: Cobra64

I’m still waiting for someone to photoshop his face on looterguy!


13 posted on 07/15/2008 10:43:03 AM PDT by Beagle8U (FreeRepublic -- One stop shopping ....... Its the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: keepitreal
Stolen Gif...


14 posted on 07/15/2008 10:45:10 AM PDT by Coffee200am
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To: keepitreal

Need to get rid of flip-flopping....its too John Kerry.
Can’t use wishy washy....too Carter.

How about a Skinwalker or Shapeshifter?


15 posted on 07/15/2008 10:45:13 AM PDT by Milligan (Gadfly R Us)
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To: frankiep
How can someone who gets so offended at any kind of criticism, or offended over a freaking cartoon, honestly expect to be able to handle the job of being president of the most powerful nation on earth?

Loved Rush Limbaugh's comment today on Obama's reaction to NY Magazine's cartoon cover. Rush asked, "You know who gets angry over cartoons? Radical Muslims!" :-P

16 posted on 07/15/2008 10:45:56 AM PDT by lonevoice (John McCain was a Kinoki foot pad in the Reagan Revolution)
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To: ClearCase_guy

I thought it was funny that the Obama campaign asked Bernie Mac to open for Obama at a recent fundraiser and then Obama tells him to “clean up his act”.


17 posted on 07/15/2008 10:47:22 AM PDT by keepitreal ("I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message. . . until I don't.")
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I’m still waiting for someone to photoshop his face on looterguy!

Excellent idea. Especially since he's a Marxist and wants to loot our wallets.

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18 posted on 07/15/2008 10:49:36 AM PDT by Cobra64 (www.BulletBras.net)
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To: lonevoice

Barack ( Peace be upon him ) Obama doesn’t want anyone using his middle name because it sounds Arab/Muslim.

Does the idiot think his first and last name sound Irish?


19 posted on 07/15/2008 10:51:22 AM PDT by Beagle8U (FreeRepublic -- One stop shopping ....... Its the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: Beagle8U

If he didn’t like his names, he could have kept “Barry” and changed the others years ago. THIS is not the time to feign repulsion!


20 posted on 07/15/2008 10:54:05 AM PDT by bannie
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