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BREAKING: AZ Conservative is SATIRE!!! (vanity)
lesser_satan News Service ^ | today! | lesser_satan

Posted on 09/09/2008 10:13:26 AM PDT by lesser_satan

I have some breaking news to report: The AZ Conservative site and stories written by John Semmens are SATIRE. As in The Onion. As in Aristophanes. As in Jonathon Swift. They are NOT real news stories.

Many FReepers are becoming koolaid drinkers over SATIRICAL CONTENT. It is not real. It is meant for your amusement. Please realize this lest we turn into Daily Kos of the right.

That is all.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: azconservative; johnsemmens; koolaid; satire; zot
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Sorry for the vanity, but this needs to be said. Going nuts over SATIRE makes us look like IDIOTS. Please stop drinking the koolaid and look at the damn source.
1 posted on 09/09/2008 10:13:26 AM PDT by lesser_satan
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2 posted on 09/09/2008 10:16:22 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Sarah Palin 08 12 16 20)
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To: lesser_satan; John Semmens

Congratulations John ... you’ve moved up to the level where people have to post warnings for the protection of the slower ones among us.


3 posted on 09/09/2008 10:16:59 AM PDT by tx_eggman (Privatizing profits and socializing losses is no way to run an economy)
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To: lesser_satan
Satire!

Satire!!

Satire!!!

Original link was removed from a reputable source when they quickly learned it was satire. Please remove from FR or indicate it is satire!!!!!!!!

4 posted on 09/09/2008 10:17:32 AM PDT by TitansAFC (In 2008, please vote GOP and show us that you love your country more than you hate John McCain)
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To: lesser_satan; John Semmens
The Heck you say, lesser_satan!


5 posted on 09/09/2008 10:17:31 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (I've left Cynical City... bound for Jaded.)
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To: lesser_satan

Right... next you’re gonna claim Scrappleface is too.

I ain’t buyin’ it.


6 posted on 09/09/2008 10:19:19 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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7 posted on 09/09/2008 10:23:36 AM PDT by vietvet67
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8 posted on 09/09/2008 10:24:23 AM PDT by BJClinton (McWhatshisname/Palin 2008)
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To: lesser_satan

About a month ago, a local letter-to-the-editor actually quoted from a Semmens article to attack Obama. That writer was rightly castigated by the left for lying. It’s always a danger.

I think this morning we got a double-dose because some of the satirical pieces are now showing up on Redstate, and people are posting it from there — making it less obvious it’s from the non-news source that we all know and love by the name of “azconservative”.


9 posted on 09/09/2008 10:25:21 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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10 posted on 09/09/2008 10:31:29 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Does anyone remember the olden days when the US presidential election was boring?)
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To: lesser_satan; John Semmens
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Satire kills.

(Actually, I've never said it before.)

(And good work, John. You're getting noticed.)

11 posted on 09/09/2008 10:36:09 AM PDT by Flycatcher (Strong copy for a strong America)
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What you - the poster - seem to have missed, is that John Semmems’ satire cuts closer to the truth than does the New York Times, Washington Post or LA Times....

The reason some folks take his satire for truth - is that he has caught the “essence” of the target - and exposed it to a glaring light of exposure...

Reading the AZ Conservative - will in fact convey to the busy reader MORE of the REALITY of the situation WITHOUT the actual facts, than most other publications......

True - it is satire, filled with false information - but also filled with the meat of “truth” very close to the bone.

John is a treasure and I look forward to his blistering comments.


12 posted on 09/09/2008 10:38:50 AM PDT by river rat (Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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Look at some of the comments whenever his stuff is posted. It’s not obvious to everybody, though it should be by now. Redstate picked up his last effort and reported it as news.


13 posted on 09/09/2008 10:39:42 AM PDT by lesser_satan (Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
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To: river rat

I like his stuff too, but Redstate picked up his latest piece and ran it as news.


14 posted on 09/09/2008 10:42:41 AM PDT by lesser_satan (Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
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It is getting harder to good satire because the truth is some times beyond belief. I understand your concern because I had a friend that voted conservative but would fall for even conspiracy that came a long.

Would you call “lesser_satan” satire ?


15 posted on 09/09/2008 10:51:13 AM PDT by ThomasThomas (Real change actually changes something.)
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Please stop drinking the koolaid and look at the damn source.

Hate to break it to you, but "the source" doesn't mean a damn thing to 99.99% of Americans. There's an incredibly thin line between satire and reality already. John Semmens, not his readers, should take responsibility if people mistake his meaning. The "it's just satire" line is as lame as an Al Franken punchline.

16 posted on 09/09/2008 10:56:02 AM PDT by RedRover (DefendOurMarines.org | DefendOurTroops.org)
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To: river rat

I appreciate your kind remarks.

Indeed, I am trying to get at the underlying truth behind the words and deeds of those who undermine freedom.

This entails examining discrepancies between words and deeds. It also involves speculating on the thought processes of people like Biden and Obama.

I think people find the made up quotes believable because it seems likely that this is what these guys are thinking or saying in private. Ocassionally, the private statements leak through—like Obama’s denigration of bitter Americans clinging to guns and religion. Given such clues, I don’t think my creative scripting for my satires misrepresents reality.

I hope my ridicule of these people helps to provoke thought and action that will save our liberty.


17 posted on 09/09/2008 10:57:00 AM PDT by John Semmens
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>> Look at some of the comments whenever his stuff is posted. It’s not obvious to everybody...

I have to admit, John has *almost* fooled me right to the end — several times. And I have told him so! Personally I think that’s the mark of GREAT (as opposed to merely ‘good’) satire.

>> Redstate picked up his last effort and reported it as news.

That’s THEIR problem. Let them change their name to “Redface”. :-)


18 posted on 09/09/2008 10:57:58 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (I've left Cynical City... bound for Jaded.)
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To: RedRover

Ever post is marked “satire” in the key words and “humor” in the topics.

It’s not as if the nature of my posts is concealed.


19 posted on 09/09/2008 11:00:54 AM PDT by John Semmens
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Ever post is marked...

You sound more like WVCONSERVATIVE than AZCONSERVATIVE...

20 posted on 09/09/2008 11:13:18 AM PDT by Onelifetogive (UN the horse you rode in on.)
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