Have the trolls infiltrated Freeper?

[hecht]

For the whole morning, few new threads were added. Additionally no posts are being published.

[Doohickey]

It does bother me because aside from serving no discernable purpose, it wastes my time. Vanities belong in chat.

[Miss Behave]

Did you guys try sticking a broomstick in the carborator valve?

[OB1kNOb]

This has been a test. It was only a test. Had this been a real Obamanation shut-down of Free Republic, you would not be reading this now and you would be directed to the nearest Obama Re-indoctrination camp for additional training. This was only a test. We now resume regular FReeping.

[listenhillary]

Have the trolls infiltrated Freeper?

The question is, when have they not infiltrated Free Republic.

[Leisler]

Should I use, or not use, JetDry when I dishwasher my laptop? I have hard water.

[Tanniker Smith]

Not trolls. Gremlins.

Really, why does everyone blame the trolls?
All they ever do is try to survive, living under bridges, asking travelers for a little handout. Really.

[mouse1]

Also, did you notice alot of threads by newbies. “who should I vote for” etc. Something’s going on. Couldnt get on all morning - everything was frozen at about 3:00am.

[patriot08]

Yes, trolls are here trying to convince us that to fight is useless.
I have received many PMs trying to convince me my ‘FReep the McCain camp, FReep the MSM’ is useless- that Obama has it wrapped up.
(but then I’ve received dozens of PMs thanking me by our loyal FReepers)
To trolls; give it up. I will fight to bring Obama down to the very last hour before the election.
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[Mr. K]

"This accounts for the fact that ZEROes weigh more than ONEs, so it moves the data around so it's balanced. "

How can NOTHING weigh more than SOMETHING? huh?? huh??? Tell me that, you're so smart?

[Miss Behave]

OMG do NOT put your laptop in the dishwasher. Do NOT submerge it at all.

Wash it with faucet water only flowing OVER it, trying not to get the undersides too wet. Just like washing a Crock Pot, SILLY.

[Izzy Dunne]

Take a look at how much ink it takes to record a 0.

Take a look at how much ink it takes to record a 1.

It's not rocket surgery.

[Miss Behave]

OMG you are RIGHT, Izzy.

It may not be rocket surgery but you are a TRUE brain science man. I love guys with big, O-shaped, brain-heavy heads.

[Marysecretary]

Yes, and now it’s working. Thanks.

[Izzy Dunne]

Aw, shucks, ma'am.

'Tweren't nothin'.

BTW, you any kin to Miss Pell?

Or Miss Anthrope?

[Miss Behave]

My cuzz Miss Antrhope hates on me so much that I had to get aunty Miss Pell to tell her that I wasn’t related to her on account of our last names not really being the same.

[Leisler]

I don't wash the crockpot. It gets about halfway down and I just put more stuff in. Gives it all a unique flavor. I go all winter with it like that. In the spring I just chuck it and go to a yard sale and get a new to me one.

[Miss Behave]

Yummy. What’s for dessert tonight? I can bring some good untouched virgin scrapings from my countertop composting sweets batter bowl. You know, sugar preserves everything and you don’t need to fridge it.

[Hot Tabasco]

It appears FR is rebuilding keys.

Wherecanyoubuyspaces?Imoutofspacesandapostrophes

[Leisler]

Stew. Something. Just poke around, you’ll find it. I use half drunk beers for sugar, so I’m good for that, but thank you anyways.

[Miss Behave]

I’ll eat most things that aren’t moving or growing. See you at 6.