"What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel

Reuters ^ | Wed Jan 9, 2008 10:23am EST | Chris Borowski,

[LibFreeUSA]

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

[lightman]

The irony of this story is that the guy had been sleeping with a prostitute for free and didn’t even realize it...

No, it just proves the veracity of York County, Pennsylvania DA H. Stanley Rebert's saying "We all pay for sex."

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

"What are you doing here?" Sometimes even the well-known "best defense" fails.

I wonder is 'she' asked the same thing.

Oh she probably figured it out without his help.

[Kevmo]

sling ping

[Screaming_Gerbil]

...The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported...

Because now that the wife knows that he is into paying for sex from hookers, she probably made him pay for it at home too.

[I see my hands]

LibFreeUSA

On his wedding day a young man of no particular ethnic persuasion, named Wiktor, asked his father what he needed to do on his honeymoon night. His father told Wiktor to place his most valuable possession where his bride takes a pee. The next morning, after a very restful night his his bride was puzzled to find a bowling ball in the toilet! (Insert laughter here.)

HAVE A COOL YULE
LibFreeUSA

[Screaming_Gerbil]

Great observation! Worth repeating:

The irony of this story is that the guy had been sleeping with a prostitute for free and didn’t even realize it....

[Dutch Boy]

This story sounds like an urban legend. I remember a story like this from Berlin a few years ago. I also heard a version with a guy finding his daughter working as a prostitute in a similar way.

[PLMerite]

“What are you doing here?” Man says to wife in brothel.

Woman turns to Madam, “See, I told you he was stupid.”

[popdonnelly]

They were meant for each other.

[Elpasser]

Trollop. Perhaps he’ll find a decent, moral woman next time around.

[Revolting cat!]

Lord, I was checkin' out
And she was checkin' in
Yeah, yeah, yeah, (yeah)
(Oh yeah)
Oh, let me tell you people
I was checkin' out, um-hm
An my old lady was checkin' in
Oh Lord, have mercy!

(Don Covay)

[Ben Reyes]

Enough of these Polish jokes, please. I am sick and tired of these Gov. Blago jokes.

[MaxMax]

Perhaps he’ll find a decent, moral woman next time around.

Where, in a brothel he frequents? Don't forget he was going to a brothel.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Sounds like a Polish Legend to me.

[gridlock]

If the fellow is quick on his feet, he could just say that he heard that she was working there and he only came by to check for himself.

Of course, he might not be in the most agile frame of mind at that point...

[chris_bdba]

I would say this is definately a case of deserving each other!

[Obamageddon]

Let's see:
Wife has to work in brothel to earn extra money so husband can spend more time at brothels.
Got it.

[mikrofon]

Well, it's not like she was involved in Pole dancing....

[Slings and Arrows]

Blago’s a Serb, not that the Serbs are thrilled about it.

[martin_fierro]

Deja

Vu-ski