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Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat
Yahoo ^
| 1/23/2009
| Yahoo
Posted on 01/23/2009 4:23:22 PM PST by Red in Blue PA
LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.
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KEYWORDS: freepun; goat; nigeria
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; Red in Blue PA
To: Red in Blue PA
Of course, the suspect transformed back once his cellmate started singing Minnie Riperton...
“Lovin’ ewe is easy ‘cause ewe’re beautiful...”
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posted on
01/23/2009 6:01:19 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Red in Blue PA
This should not surprise anyone. We have many ordinary citizens that immediately change into pompus asses when elected to public office.
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posted on
01/23/2009 7:17:10 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: Red in Blue PA
Well, we got a few of these:
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posted on
01/23/2009 7:39:59 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be an American)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Alright you baaaaaaaaaaaad boys.
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posted on
01/23/2009 7:43:53 PM PST
by
Godzilla
(Gal 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?)
To: Red in Blue PA
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posted on
01/23/2009 7:46:01 PM PST
by
uglybiker
(1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d 2 g3t l41d)
To: Red in Blue PA
Do I *really* have to say it?
Cheers!
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posted on
01/23/2009 7:47:35 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Red in Blue PA
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posted on
01/23/2009 7:52:28 PM PST
by
CurlyBill
(1-20-13 can't get here fast enough!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; SouthTexas; Brad's Gramma; glock rocks
Something about this story doesn't smell right so I'm going to Butt out before his cousin Billy leaps in here...
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posted on
01/23/2009 8:11:53 PM PST
by
tubebender
(Your Tag Line offends me...)
To: Charles Henrickson; Red in Blue PA; mikrofon; martin_fierro
The old transform-yourself-into-a-goat trick. Wait a minute.
Suppose the thief is really a goat? What if a goat transformed himself into a human to commit the crime?
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posted on
01/23/2009 8:16:49 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Red in Blue PA
If I was cornered by a crowd of Nigerian vigilantes I’d think I’d pick something besides a goat.
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posted on
01/23/2009 8:37:51 PM PST
by
Tribune7
(Obama wants to put the same crowd that ran Fannie Mae in charge of health care)
To: Red in Blue PA
If I was cornered by a crowd of Nigerian vigilantes I’d think I’d pick something besides a goat.
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posted on
01/23/2009 8:38:17 PM PST
by
Tribune7
(Obama wants to put the same crowd that ran Fannie Mae in charge of health care)
To: Red in Blue PA
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posted on
01/23/2009 8:39:37 PM PST
by
Tribune7
(Obama wants to put the same crowd that ran Fannie Mae in charge of health care)
To: tubebender
It was probably the other guy’s girlfriend.
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posted on
01/23/2009 8:40:22 PM PST
by
SouthTexas
(Danger, Danger .. Will Robinson)
To: Red in Blue PA
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posted on
01/23/2009 9:24:03 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
To: tubebender
“Something about this story doesn’t smell right so I’m going to Butt out before his cousin Billy leaps in here...’
No kidding!
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posted on
01/23/2009 9:35:36 PM PST
by
Kirkwood
To: SouthTexas
That would be a sheep by any other name...
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posted on
01/23/2009 9:42:58 PM PST
by
tubebender
(Your Tag Line offends me...)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: Red in Blue PA
Nigeria can’t lay claim to all the weirdness. I’ve heard tell of a Kenyan who thinks he’s qualified to be President of the United States.
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posted on
01/23/2009 11:54:43 PM PST
by
Rastus
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