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Women Spot Naked, Orange Man on Katy Trail
Dallas News ^ | 2/13/2009 | BENJAMIN GOODING

Posted on 02/13/2009 8:04:45 AM PST by Dallas59

Two women saw a little more than they expected as they jogged on the Katy Trail in Dallas this week.

The joggers ran by a naked man painted orange around 11 a.m. Thursday.

“He was a terra-cotta color,” said personal trainer Nancy Cole. “I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: criminal; orange; pervert
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To: 353FMG
Adults with plastic wristbands (any color) just turn me off.

Maybe they just want you to know they care (more than you).

41 posted on 02/13/2009 9:52:38 AM PST by SuziQ
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To: Dallas59

Eating cheetohs while watching porn will do that to ya.


42 posted on 02/13/2009 9:54:27 AM PST by MrB (The 0bamanation: Marxism, Infanticide, Appeasement, Depression, Thuggery, and Censorship)
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To: IamConservative

OK, so ya beat me to it.


43 posted on 02/13/2009 9:55:05 AM PST by MrB (The 0bamanation: Marxism, Infanticide, Appeasement, Depression, Thuggery, and Censorship)
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To: Dallas59

Is it the Glorious Twelfth already?

44 posted on 02/13/2009 10:00:34 AM PST by Loyalist (Barry Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro Dunham Pumski! A man of many talents! A man of many names!)
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To: JerseyHighlander

Very good!


45 posted on 02/13/2009 10:30:12 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: DrewsDad

Good Lord!

His nickname should be “Porkulus”.


46 posted on 02/13/2009 10:30:57 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Dallas59

“And in order to be able to describe him correctly, they jogged back past him four more times...”

LOL!


47 posted on 02/13/2009 10:33:42 AM PST by Redbob (W.W.J.B.D.: "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
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To: Constitution Day

That’s nothing new. The Showtime late night soft-porn has featured orange-skinned, bleach-blonde, crabcake-boobed Oompa-Loompa women for years.


48 posted on 02/13/2009 10:36:50 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: tips up
"Mayor Kwame? Hasn’t he moved to Dallas?"

No, if it were he, they've be looking for someone described as "terra prieta"...

49 posted on 02/13/2009 10:38:53 AM PST by Redbob (W.W.J.B.D.: "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
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To: Travis T. OJustice
“He was a terra-cotta color,” said personal trainer Nancy Cole. “I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”

Is UT basketball playing UH or Rice? Those t-sippers don't always sip tea. ;)

50 posted on 02/13/2009 10:51:38 AM PST by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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To: Army Air Corps
Orange Power movement.

That's one of the sides in the Ukraine. Or the Protestants in Northern Ireland.

51 posted on 02/13/2009 3:44:48 PM PST by PAR35
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To: 353FMG

Some are cool :)

52 posted on 02/13/2009 6:08:38 PM PST by txhurl (ralph)
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