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Dear David Letterman
Townhall.com ^ | June 12, 2009 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 06/12/2009 4:13:54 AM PDT by Kaslin

Will you teach your son to talk about women and girls the way you talk about Sarah Palin and her daughters?

You called the married 45-year-old mother, grandmother and Alaska governor a "slutty flight attendant" on your national TV talk show because she happens to be a tall, beautiful and dynamic public figure who doesn't look, walk or talk the way you think she should.

You joked on national television about Palin's teenage daughter "getting knocked up" by professional baseball player Alex Rodriguez or solicited by the prostitute-addicted former New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer because it's acceptable in your social and professional circles to sneer at the children of politicians you despise.

You admitted that your attacks on Palin's family were in "poor taste," but cackled while acknowledging your sophomoric judgment.

You expressed moral indignation at being misconstrued, yet you purposely omitted the name of the daughter you were mocking.

Fourteen-year-old Willow Palin was the daughter who accompanied Gov. Palin on her trip this week, not 18-year-old Bristol Palin, whom you now claim was the target of your feckless smear -- a smear you still insist is perfectly defensible. Look at yourself, Dave. Look at how lame your excuse-making was on your Wednesday night show:

"These are not jokes made about her 14-year-old daughter. I would never, never make jokes about raping or having sex of any description with a 14-year-old girl. I mean, look at my record. It has never happened. I don't think it's funny. I would never think it was funny. I wouldn't put it in a joke..."

Tell us, great comic genius, how tacking on four years to the target daughter makes it funny? We unenlightened dim bulbs who live outside of Manhattan's boundaries don't get the joke.

Will you be able to explain it to your son?

Face it: David Letterman, late-night entertainer turned partisan hack and hit man, has a deranged obsession with Palin and her family that has crossed into rank bigotry and hatred. If the CBS network cares about basic standards of decency on public airwaves and if it cares at all about bolstering its shrinking audience, the network honchos will get Letterman a therapist pronto.

Over the past year, Letterman has displayed his sexist, elitist stripes in jibe after jibe aimed at Palin. Taken cumulatively, Letterman's mockery is about much more than expressing contempt for the popular GOP governor. It's a handy device to deride a broad class of working-class and middle-class women he holds in contempt:

"You know, she reminds me, she looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi. No, you've had enough. We're landing. Looks like the waitress at the coffee shop who draws a little smiley face on your check. Have a nice day."

"She looks like the dip sample lady at Safeway. She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes. She looks like the Olive Garden hostess who says, 'I'm sorry, your table isn't ready yet.' She looks like the infomercial lady who says she made $64,000 a month flipping condos."

"She looks like the lady at the bakery who yells out '44! 45!' She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench. That's who she looks like. She looks like the lady who has a chain of cupcake stores…"

In November 2008, Letterman told tanking CBS News anchor Katie Couric that he was "aroused" by Palin. In March 2009, Letterman attacked Bristol and snickered about her being "knocked up" again.

Letterman reminds me of the lecher at the school bus stop. Or the aging creep lurking in the dirty magazine section at the 7-Eleven. Attention, CBS: Get him help now.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: davidletterman; letterman; michellemalkin; palin
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To: Recon Dad
#10....eating high priced fattening food to enhance the “ghetto booty”
41 posted on 06/12/2009 5:23:44 AM PDT by M-cubed (Why is "Greshams Law" a law?)
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To: Clemenza
Slovenly? I am glad an unpretentious person such as yourself was brave enough to know I come from slovenly people. My grandfather did not chew tobacco and my grandmother was the original clean freak.

What you see as “glamorizing the redneck culture” (if there is such a thing) is the ability of people with something in common to laugh at ourselves. A lost talent.

To see redneck equated with ghetto is beyond the pale.

42 posted on 06/12/2009 5:24:48 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: Kaslin
You watch MSNBC?

I watch Morning Joe from 6 to 9. I gotta get other people's views somewhere and my blood pressure is raised the least by watching Joe (sometimes) counterbalance the predominant liberal media spew coming from the rest of the show.

Mika, to me, thinks like a liberal elite but I've come to the conclusion that she is honest about it and at least somewhat willing to see alternate viewpoints. She doesn't engage in the sophistic spin of the democratic activists. For that honestly I like Mika (but almost none of her views.)

Fox and Friends is too saccharine for my taste. Too many cutsie segments. I'd rather have my blood boil over political matters than threaten my diabetes with F&F.

In short, know thine enemy in the least painful way possible... ;0)

43 posted on 06/12/2009 5:26:29 AM PDT by paulycy (Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE speech.)
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To: Clemenza
I mean tatooed, proudly ignorant and against "learnin'" and "sophistication," with daughters who get tatooed and get drunk while singing proudly along with "redneck girl" at the local gin mill. There are alot of the former in this country (thankfully) and (unfortunately) alot of the latter as well.

At least we have manners.

44 posted on 06/12/2009 5:28:29 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: Kaslin
Are There No Rules??


45 posted on 06/12/2009 5:42:10 AM PDT by The Flying Dutchman (Ask me about my Vow of Silence...)
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To: Northern Yankee

It’s too bad dueling is not still permitted. Todd could have taken care of this long ago.


46 posted on 06/12/2009 5:44:36 AM PDT by FNU LNU (Nothing runs like a Deere, nothing smells like a john)
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To: The Flying Dutchman

These mean-spirited, misogynictic liberal jerks used to get away with this stuff. No more. Letterman = pervert. Keep the pressure on.


47 posted on 06/12/2009 5:46:07 AM PDT by teddyballgame
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To: novemberslady

Oh, “Dave’s Mom” was a one-hit wonder back in 1992, or something.


48 posted on 06/12/2009 5:46:57 AM PDT by The Flying Dutchman (Ask me about my Vow of Silence...)
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To: Kaslin
If the CBS network cares about basic standards of decency on public airwaves and if it cares at all about bolstering its shrinking audience, the network honchos will get Letterman a therapist pronto.

The operative word there being 'if'. CBS doesn't give a rat's patootie, they think this controversy represents ratings.

(Note to SeeBS - it DOESN'T!!)

49 posted on 06/12/2009 5:49:30 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: DuncanWaring
she slept with a guy to whom she was not married and thus produced an illegitimate child. Which is exactly what the mother of Letterman's son did.

Bears repeating.

50 posted on 06/12/2009 5:54:15 AM PDT by Dutchgirl ("What I believe about God is the most important thing about me." A.W. Tozer)
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To: Kaslin

While we don’t know if Letterman has acted on his thoughts about underage girls, at least we know he is thinking about it.


51 posted on 06/12/2009 5:57:54 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought (I once had an awkward moment just to see how it felt.)
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To: Kaslin

Well, Dave .... it looks like your cheap shots at Sarah and her daughters, clever and hilarious as they are, aren’t going to fly. Maybe you should get your writers to work up some stuff on her autistic son.


52 posted on 06/12/2009 5:58:23 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: Kaslin
It's evident that Letterman's own mother slept under the front porch and barked at the mailman.
53 posted on 06/12/2009 5:59:48 AM PDT by Zakeet (Obama: Always wrong, never in doubt.)
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To: Clemenza
Now, don't say that Minnie Pearl was a member of the Lumpenproletariat.

Sarah Cannon's character was country, but she was good, wholesome and upright. I don't think Minnie would have ever darkened the door of a county line bar, let alone get drunk OR tattooed.

There are an awful lot of decent country people out there. They've become a little too sophisticated to wear two-dollar hats, but they are basically the same as they always were.

54 posted on 06/12/2009 6:00:02 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: FNU LNU

Yeah... I’d pay to see that.


55 posted on 06/12/2009 6:00:28 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: mkjessup
Jay Leno = Class Act

Leno has not been classy in years.

56 posted on 06/12/2009 6:00:44 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought (I once had an awkward moment just to see how it felt.)
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To: Kaslin
David Letterman (wearing his Chester the Molester outfit)while walking his dog,greets a little boy.
57 posted on 06/12/2009 6:01:27 AM PDT by managusta (For those who feel, life is a tragedy. Those who think, based on factual evidence, it is a farce)
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To: The Flying Dutchman
wikipedia says she made her first on screen appearance in 1994...

If people were trashing his mother, (which imo, is a bad mistake),
david would probably be at least a little pissed off.
Don't you think...
58 posted on 06/12/2009 6:05:16 AM PDT by novemberslady
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To: Kaslin

What’s really hard to understand is how Bobby Rahal, who has always been a class act in the car racing community, continues to link his name with this creep in Rahal-Letterman Racing. They now compete only in the American LeMans Series, having withdrawn from Indy Car due to lack of sponsorship. ( Looks like race sponsors are a whole lot smarter than TV sponsors.)


59 posted on 06/12/2009 6:13:29 AM PDT by Reo
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To: School of Rational Thought
Leno has not been classy in years.

Compared to that perv Letterman, Leno is the epitome of good taste.

We can all bemoan the passing into history of the likes of Johnny Carson and his style of entertainment, unfortunately those days are gone for good.

I maintain that NBC did FAR better with Leno than they would have with Letterman.
60 posted on 06/12/2009 6:16:18 AM PDT by mkjessup (You want a great talk show/TV host? How about Arthur Godfrey? A great guy and a great American!)
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