Posted on 08/28/2009 3:30:58 AM PDT by Kaslin
Correction: He helped lead some American Catholics straight towards abortion, too.
The only good thing is that this maggot will now be consumed by other maggots. And Satan has finally filled the last empty room in the Kennedy Wing of Hell.
IMO, Bobby Kennedy may have been the most decent of the bunch . . . And, that’s not saying much.
The Kennedy “legacy” leaves a lot to be desired. I liked JFK on a personal level, but can’t understand how he could ever have cheated on someone as fundamentally decent as Jackie.
FWIW, Ted won’t ?e missed. He was a murdering pig whose victim never received justice . . . Until now.
Hundreds file past Sen. Kennedy's casket in Boston
Good to hear, just 'hundreds', not 'thousands'.
The last time Ginger Romano saw Sen. Ted Kennedy, she wasn't at her best.
And Teddy isn't now. Or is he? heheheheh
The Official "Uncle Teddy Chappaquiddick Board Game"
(designed by Jmouse007 on 8/27/09, Patent Pending):
Game comes complete with dice, Teddy Kennedy face masks (which all players wear, I mean who doesn't want to be Ted Kennedy?), "official" Chappaquiddick map board (*Note: the bridge area is surrounded by a 12" deep tub that you fill with water BEFORE the game begins), scale model Olds 88 replica cars with moving wheels and moving locking doors with roll down windows along with two life like passengers (Uncle Teddy and a female "guest"), genuine crystal miniature drink and shot glasses along with an assortment of authentic miniature booze bottles, thick, clear plastic bags and a real working stop watch! (Think of the Milton Bradley game LIFE only much more funner... someone could die! Oh my!)
The OBJECT of the game is to get the poor unsuspecting female guest safely to the Ferry which will deliver her off the island and from the clutches of Uncle Teddy! Roll the dice and move your car around the board one square per spot of the dice, hoping to avoid "Lovers Oreo Cookie Lane" (where Uncle Teddy's accomplice Senator Dodd waits in secret for the "BIG SURPRISE" (Try to avoid Lovers Lane at ALL COSTS!) in order to get to the Ferry leaving the island and Uncle Teddy without landing on any of the "scary bad bridge squares".
IF in the course of the game, you or one of the other unfortunate players cars land on ANY of the "scary bad bridge squares" then your opponent gets to wildly zoom-fling your car off the bridge upside down into the water. When this happens the Uncle Teddy figure in the front seat gets to escape (BECAUSE HE IS A KENNEDY AND THE RULES DO NOT APPLY TO THEM) leaving the unfortunate female "guest" behind entrapped in the car to possibly drown. To see if she gets to escape and run to the Ferry to save herself and her life from the icy water and the clutches of Uncle Teddy; place the plastic bag over your opponents head and start the stop watch in order to see which player can hold his breath the longest without passing out or dying. Wright down the results on your official Chappaquiddick note pad and tally the results: The player who holds his breath the longest WINS and his female "guest" gets to escape and run for her life to the Ferry.
IF the player passes out or dies, then, sadly, the female "guest" drowns. BUT that is not the end of the game. IF your female guest does not make it to the Ferry, the living Uncle Teddy or one of his surrogates (someone who has been watching the game and rooting for the Uncle Teddy player who got asphyxiated and died) gets to swim the drunk Uncle Teddy action figure from the submerged car all the way across the tub of water to the hotel model where he gets to go to the swank penthouse suite, change the figures wet cloths into dry ones and go to bed to "sobber up"(stop watch again).
Then after he fake sleeps Uncle Teddy is moved to the Police station model where he talks to Officer Mike accompanied by his lawyer. The Uncle Teddy or one of his surrogates who tells the BEST LIE as to what happened and why his unfortunate female guest drowned and WHY he did not attempt to save her ALSO WINS and gets to go on to serve in the U.S. Senate for 47 years, get a go to heaven free card, from his bought and paid for priest, die in his bed, and go on to get buried in Arlington National Cemetery while the whole event is televised around the world and your Uncle Teddy is eulogized as the greatest man and politician in the whole world since the world began!
This fun, exciting and historically detailed game is available at the Kennedy Compound Shrine and Museum and can be yours for the introductory price of $500! $475 of the proceeds goes directly to the Kennedy Trust Charity in order to support the poor unfortunate remaining Kennedy brood, "heck, we are Kennedy's you do not expect US to pay for them!"
I’m not sure he would have fit in her minivan. ;’)
Thanks for the ping!
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