Eat your pets, save the planet

The Washington Times ^ | November 5, 2009 | Editorial

[Nervous Tick]

>> Or just die and let the insects eat you.

Offing yourself for the planet it the manly way to prove you’re seriously “green”.

(Do it in a secluded place where no one will find the body, and in a few weeks you really WILL be “green”, eh?)

[Wonder Warthog]

Beautiful kittens! Yours??

[Nervous Tick]

>> I have an alternative suggestion. Kill professors Brenda and Robert Vale, and use them for pet food.

Yeah, that would work! And if Fido develops a taste for eco-freaks, well, there’s plenty more where they came from...

Algore himself would feed a couple hungry Rottweilers for a year or so.

[Salamander]

Save the planet.

Eat an environmentalist.

[Nervous Tick]

>> If eating pets is good for the planet, how does cannibalism rank?

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed the ecologist in the jungle?

[grey_whiskers]

Sorry, no.

I stole the pic from some long-gone crevo thread, years ago.

Cheers!

[TXnMA]

Better yet, send the Valiant Vales here to Eastern Texas — to kill and eat all the feral hogs who are polluting the environment while tearing up our places...

[Salamander]

I have a 13 week old Dobermann pup who’s growing like a weed and *always* hungry.

Fat Albert wouldn’t last him a week.

[Odin just *loves* raw meat]

[Question Liberal Authority]

I would wager they are anti C02 alarmism and are just having fun.

Reading the reviews on Amazon, I get the impression that this is a deadly serious, deadly dull book about sustainability which somehow got saddled with a catchy title. It's possible that some wag at the publishers was having fun with the title, but the actual authors are apparently serious as a heart attack and about as much fun as a toothache.

[Indy Pendance]

If these idiots are so concerned, they should kill themselves first. Let’s see what happens then. They can be our test cases.

[Wonder Warthog]

"I stole the pic from some long-gone crevo thread, years ago."

That fits. Cats are obviously the pinnacle of evolution.

Alternatively, when God created man, he was looking for something like a dog, an obedient creature. What He got instead was something more like a cat.

[Salamander]

Turn loose a pack of Portuguese Podengo Grandes.

Pig problem solved.

[HerrBlucher]

If they are serious then they need counseling and lots of prozac, as does anyone that believes in AGW.

[Professional Engineer]

Save a dog, burn a treehugger.

[tbw2]

No. Nor was I specifically joking. We’re rapidly sliding to anything goes.
I don’t mind if the liberals eat each other, but it does become a new reason to never invite them to dinner.

[shredderman]

Soylent Green!!!!!!!!!! Or better yet, “How to serve Humans”....Cookbook, or something else??????

[The Magical Mischief Tour]

[freedumb2003]

>>Offing yourself for the planet it the manly way to prove you’re seriously “green”.

(Do it in a secluded place where no one will find the body, and in a few weeks you really WILL be “green”, eh?)<<

That is the problem with libtards — they always want someone ELSE to do the sacrifice. For them, it is al gore-city: a/c, trimmed lawn, procreation, life itself.

[Nervous Tick]

>> No.

Think alternative, perhaps vulgar, definitions of the verb “to pass”.

>> Nor was I specifically joking.

Yeah, I figured you were serious.

[freedumb2003]

Dude!

I am trying to be POd but my laughter keeps screwing it up!