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The 40 Most Obnoxious Quotes Of 2009
Right Wing News ^ | January 4, 2010 | John Hawkins

Posted on 01/04/2010 1:01:03 PM PST by EveningStar

40) But it is really not easy to make fun of the Obamas, because they’re really — they’re kind of really perfect, aren’t they?" -- Joy Behar

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2009; johnhawkins; quotes; rightwingnews

1 posted on 01/04/2010 1:01:08 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


2 posted on 01/04/2010 1:02:26 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar
It's hard to make Obama jokes because the left don't think they're funny
and the right don't think they're jokes.
3 posted on 01/04/2010 1:07:12 PM PST by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: EveningStar

bookmark


4 posted on 01/04/2010 1:08:05 PM PST by massmike (...So this is what happens when OJ's jury elects the president....)
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To: BitWielder1
No kidding


5 posted on 01/04/2010 1:10:01 PM PST by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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To: EveningStar
Oh yeah -- "perfect"

Behar = World class stupid.

Just my opinion of course.

6 posted on 01/04/2010 1:11:56 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BitWielder1

Very good point.


7 posted on 01/04/2010 1:13:03 PM PST by Jedidah
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To: EveningStar

bump


8 posted on 01/04/2010 1:14:45 PM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell God how big your storm is...Tell the storm how big your God is!)
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To: EveningStar

Some of these make me weep for our country.


9 posted on 01/04/2010 1:14:45 PM PST by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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To: BJClinton
Nice pic!
The only hope I have is that people are waking up.
10 posted on 01/04/2010 1:15:37 PM PST by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: EveningStar
Those people are all deranged:

We don't know how much Kennedy was affected by her death, or what she'd have thought about arguably being a catalyst for the most successful Senate career in history. What we don't know, as always, could fill a Metrodome. Still, ignorance doesn't preclude a right to wonder. So it doesn't automatically make someone (aka, me) a Limbaugh-loving, aerial-wolf-hunting NRA troll for asking what Mary Jo Kopechne would have had to say about Ted's death, and what she'd have thought of the life and career that are being (rightfully) heralded. Who knows -- maybe she'd feel it was worth it. -- Melissa Lafsky

11 posted on 01/04/2010 1:19:11 PM PST by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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To: EveningStar
Egad, that there is some blood-dripping hatred coming from tolerant peace-loving lefties. barf2
12 posted on 01/04/2010 1:19:44 PM PST by 2sheds
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To: BenLurkin

And that was only #40.


13 posted on 01/04/2010 1:20:41 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: BitWielder1

Excellent and astute.


14 posted on 01/04/2010 1:23:17 PM PST by Gator113 (Obama is America's First Failed Black Pres-dent.....)
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To: EveningStar

I really like #6

6) From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death. — CBS Sports commentator David Feherty


15 posted on 01/04/2010 1:30:19 PM PST by ozarkgirl
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To: BitWielder1

That should be a bumper sticker.


16 posted on 01/04/2010 1:32:35 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: EveningStar

Forgive me... but number 6 was pretty good.


17 posted on 01/04/2010 1:32:46 PM PST by SueRae
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To: BenLurkin

Man, that’s funny!!!


18 posted on 01/04/2010 1:40:19 PM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: ozarkgirl

good one


19 posted on 01/04/2010 1:45:17 PM PST by Rightly Biased (If Clinton was the first black president then Obama is the first black Jesus.)
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To: EveningStar

These are insanely stupid quotes, to be sure.
 
But they are missing one of the worst - most stupid - quotes ever....
 
'As horrific as this tragedy was, if our diversity becomes a casualty, I think that's worse.
 
 Gen. George Casey
 



20 posted on 01/04/2010 1:46:13 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (During this joyous Christmas season, I'd like you to know....A reindeer bit my sister once.)
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To: BenLurkin
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Did those two swap junk.

Poofer-in-chief and the one that who wears the package.

21 posted on 01/04/2010 1:50:13 PM PST by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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To: EveningStar

Obnoxious? This one deserves a standing ovation:

6) From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death. — CBS Sports commentator David Feherty


22 posted on 01/04/2010 1:56:16 PM PST by Wyatt's Torch (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: EveningStar

OMG!!!! I kind of liked the one about a service person on an elevator with terrorists and politicians!


23 posted on 01/04/2010 1:56:30 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: EveningStar

I vote #9.


24 posted on 01/04/2010 1:58:07 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole)
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To: BenLurkin

[Just my opinion of course.]

Actually, I think this has been scientifically proven (time and time again)!!!

Just listen to her - that is ALL the proof you need!!


25 posted on 01/04/2010 2:05:39 PM PST by ExTxMarine (Hey Congress: Go Conservative or Go Home!)
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To: EveningStar

Missing- the continual use of the word “coup” to described the removal of Honduras President and Fascist Manuel Zelaya.


26 posted on 01/04/2010 2:09:00 PM PST by 11th Commandment (History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme - Mark Twain)
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To: EveningStar

41. HI! BILLY MAYS HERE. LIKE THE TASTE OF CHIPOLTE? HATE THE BLOODSTAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR??...”

(South Park’s “Billy Mays” episode...)


27 posted on 01/04/2010 2:15:55 PM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts....)
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To: EveningStar

JUDGE: “Do you, Barack Hussien Obama, swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America”?

OBAMA: I do.


28 posted on 01/04/2010 4:41:43 PM PST by RetSignman (Townhalls ..."We have seen the Patriots and they are us")
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To: OrioleFan
That should be a bumper sticker.
Go ahead!
Just for the record, I did not make this one up, I saw it elsewhere on free republic but I can't find it now.

29 posted on 01/05/2010 6:02:46 AM PST by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: Responsibility2nd

You read my mind—I was just about to post that. Unbelievable stupidity at work there. It warms my heart to serve in an Army run by a GEN who thinks it’s OK that my family and I are slaughtered in the name of diversity.


30 posted on 01/05/2010 6:26:32 AM PST by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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To: BitWielder1

Here’s one that I came up with and have posted in various forms on a number of threads here:

Democrats have gone from “Tax and Spenders” to “Spend and Taxers” - Change THEY can believe in.


31 posted on 01/05/2010 7:28:40 AM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: OrioleFan
Democrats have gone from “Tax and Spenders” to “Spend and Taxers” - Change THEY can believe in.
You're absolutely right.
They would have us believe that money from hyperspace is free but we know it isn't.
It has to be paid back.
Now they HAVE to raise taxes, which was their goal all along.
32 posted on 01/05/2010 2:46:56 PM PST by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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