How To Tell If You Would Make A Good Taliban Recruit.

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[MindBender26]

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

11. Your cousin is president of the United States

[Lady Jag]

ROFLMAO! With that "logic" it's a wonder they've lasted this long!

[GnuHere]

Hey, when did you steal MY dryer!?

[Paul46360]

“If you think 72 virgins refers to WOMEN” !!!!!

[Paul46360]

Or a red-neck

[Kartographer]

“If you think 72 virgins refers to WOMEN” !!!!!

Or MEN!!! Think GOAT the other, other white meat!

[rae4palin]

LOL

[Mr Ramsbotham]

How about: you wear a rag on your head, because two heads are better than one.

[1776 Reborn]

Geez, when the guy sold it to me on the street he said that was unique feature!

[GnuHere]

LOL

[TexasCajun]

I see you got the same email I did.

Happy New Year.

[ßuddaßudd]

Some are pretty funny.... ▲

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

A sect of this murderous Cult of Islam believe
their next prophet will be born by a man.
They check their feces by hand to see if any of
the lumps might be it.

[1776 Reborn]

If they ask you if you have a pair of loafers, and you say you have two brothers................

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Does your dryer “eat” your socks? I’ll put an even amt.of socks in but when I remove them,I’ll be missing a few. I hate that!

[1776 Reborn]

I think that was the extra game cartridge that came with mine. The machine hides them in different pieces of clothing each time!

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

If I find a matching sock it’ll be clinging to the sheets,but some are lost forever.Where could they have possibly gone? There must be a ghost or something....

[Cheburashka]

http://www.sock-locks.com/

[GonzoGOP]

16) If your underpants drawer includes boxers, briefs and C4 - You might be a Taliban

17) If the hardest part about building a car bomb is finding a car in your country that runs - you may be a Taliban

If your idea of proper dress for air travel involves a fuse - you might be a Taliban.

18) If you have ever bought a halfway ticket on an airline - you might be a Taliban.

If you don't find anything suspicious about a guy with a fuse in his underpants buying a halfway airline ticket - you work for the TSA.

[GonzoGOP]

If you have ever considered the Jerry Lee Lewis song "Great Balls of Fire" as a military tactic - you might be a Taliban.

If you think that TNT strapped to a goat is a smart bomb, and think that a bomb with a retarded fuse setting involves your brother - you might be a Taliban.

If any part of your units plan of attack involves the phrase "And then Achmed blows up" - you might be a Taliban.

If you have read the entire Koran but have never read a pamphlet on personal hygiene - you might be a Taliban.

If you have more explosives in your tent/cave than food and soap combined - you might be a Taliban.

If you think the best way to pick up girls is to blow yourself up - you might be a Taliban.

[stephenjohnbanker]

“My dryer can wind up sheets pretty well for hats, does that count? ;-)”

Yes, this counts for two!