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Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'
The Hill ^ | 1/8/2010 | Christina Wilkie

Posted on 01/08/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by mojitojoe

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To: mojitojoe

As the late David Niven said when a streaker dashed on stage at the Oscars, “Some men just can’t resist showing off their shortcomings.”


101 posted on 01/08/2010 3:03:35 PM PST by OrangeHoof ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Bend over suckahs".)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Geeks RULE!! LOL I got a 92 out of 100 on the geek test...


102 posted on 01/08/2010 3:19:01 PM PST by Danae (No political party should pick candidates. That's the voters job.)
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To: mojitojoe

Dyin’ here just reading this thread!!! I’m trying to read some of the posts to Mr. Inspectorette, and can’t, ‘cause I’m laughing so hard I can’t talk!


103 posted on 01/08/2010 3:43:48 PM PST by Inspectorette
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To: mojitojoe
REALLY? I thought it could only see things bigger than 2 inches?
104 posted on 01/08/2010 4:05:54 PM PST by chris_bdba
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To: mojitojoe

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/1998-06/SU-GSPT-030698.php


105 posted on 01/08/2010 4:27:11 PM PST by rfp1234
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To: Repeal The 17th

He’s a walking penis, the proverbial dick with ears.


106 posted on 01/08/2010 4:54:35 PM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: edcoil

THAT REALLY IS A GOOD PHOTO....WHOLESOME TO BOOT!


107 posted on 01/08/2010 5:19:24 PM PST by pointsal
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To: edcoil

THAT REALLY IS A GOOD PHOTO....WHOLESOME TO BOOT!


108 posted on 01/08/2010 5:19:40 PM PST by pointsal
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To: paulycy

That is too freakin’ funny!


109 posted on 01/08/2010 7:28:13 PM PST by SilvieWaldorfMD
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To: mojitojoe

I think we’re gonna hear a lot of “shrinkage” claims vis a vis George Kostanza with this new system.


110 posted on 01/08/2010 10:24:09 PM PST by Rockitz (This isn't rocket science- follow the money and you'll find truth.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I’m surprised his seed has not caused his wife to shrivel and die. She must have some kind of natural immunity to acid.


111 posted on 01/08/2010 11:41:27 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN | NO "INDIVIDUAL MANDATE"!!!!!!!)
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To: mojitojoe

There’s a joke about wavelength, modulation transfer function, and resolution there, but I’m too lazy to explain the math.


112 posted on 01/08/2010 11:45:17 PM PST by Redcloak (Error 404: Tagline not found.)
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To: avacado
“Its a scanner, not a microscope…”

LMAO...right out of the gate. Perfect.
113 posted on 01/08/2010 11:50:28 PM PST by Electric Graffiti (Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothin')
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