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Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'
The Hill ^ | 1/8/2010 | Christina Wilkie

Posted on 01/08/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by mojitojoe

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To: Gamecock

LOL....


81 posted on 01/08/2010 11:51:57 AM PST by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve)
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To: mojitojoe

Airport scanners have built-in microscopes?


82 posted on 01/08/2010 11:52:46 AM PST by Publius6961 (…he's not America, he's an employee who hasn't risen to minimal expectations.)
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To: paul51

"'scuse me..."

83 posted on 01/08/2010 11:55:13 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Al Gore was more concerned with the evil influence of heavy metal than that of radical Imam.)
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To: Gamecock; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Larry Lucido

Jerry and George are at the airport, in line for the metal detector.

Jerry: Look at this guy, he’s like a cat burglar. He thinks if he goes through real slow the machine won’t detect him.


84 posted on 01/08/2010 11:59:25 AM PST by earlJam
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To: ansel12

“Blind Melon Chitlin’ (We’ll never get that on the album cover) Cheech and Chong.

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85 posted on 01/08/2010 11:59:51 AM PST by ansel12 (anti SoCon. Earl Warren's court 1953-1969, libertarian hero, anti social conservative loser.)
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To: buccaneer81

Sounds like wishful thinking to me Jimmie..unless your talking about that thang between your shoulders...


86 posted on 01/08/2010 12:00:34 PM PST by mo
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To: elcid1970

The scanners also make him flaccid so he can drive his car too!!


87 posted on 01/08/2010 12:01:17 PM PST by New Hope Conservitive
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To: avacado

He’s probably worried that it would identify him as the complete dickhead he is.


88 posted on 01/08/2010 12:02:59 PM PST by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: mojitojoe

They don’t make xray tube focal spots small enough to resolve that.


89 posted on 01/08/2010 12:04:41 PM PST by jwalsh07
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To: jwalsh07

I’m sure that Ron Jeremy has nothing to worry about...


90 posted on 01/08/2010 12:06:05 PM PST by gman992
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To: onedoug; stylecouncilor

Funny thread alert.


91 posted on 01/08/2010 12:07:39 PM PST by windcliff
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To: RJS1950
"He’s probably worried that it would identify him as the complete dickhead he is."

Or it might show a vagina...

92 posted on 01/08/2010 12:09:56 PM PST by avacado
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To: windcliff

“It?”

“Out.”


93 posted on 01/08/2010 12:27:24 PM PST by onedoug
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To: Slings and Arrows

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That was priceless!!


94 posted on 01/08/2010 1:08:54 PM PST by Danae (No political party should pick candidates. That's the voters job.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
He's all penis.

If you look at him from the neck up, it appears he is a penis with eyes and ears!

Hmmmm; the penisauris impregnated Dale Ardent, before Flesh Gordon killed it; then Doctor Flexi Jerkoff sent the baby back in time, to be raised in the Smallville Orphanage?

95 posted on 01/08/2010 1:30:36 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (I think not, therefore I don't exist!)
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To: Jim Robinson

Which is the reason he wears that awful tie - to hold his foreskin down.


96 posted on 01/08/2010 1:40:28 PM PST by Clinging Bitterly (MMM MMM MM!)
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To: Danae

Thanks! Geek humor forever!


97 posted on 01/08/2010 2:07:43 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (HALP UZ AL GOR. PLEEZ SEND GLOBUL WARMING.)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Did you hear about the time James Carville took Viagra?

He got taller.


98 posted on 01/08/2010 2:09:32 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (HALP UZ AL GOR. PLEEZ SEND GLOBUL WARMING.)
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To: Repeal The 17th; Clintonfatigued; Clemenza; Impy; GOPsterinMA; Perdogg

Of course Carville has one, he’s a complete dick.


99 posted on 01/08/2010 2:12:24 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: mojitojoe
"...measure my penis, then let me get on the plane..."

LOL...now, if the amount of time one waits in line is proportional to the length of one's penis, I expect he'll get right to the front of the line...probably ahead of the women!

100 posted on 01/08/2010 2:42:51 PM PST by rlmorel (We are traveling "The Road to Serfdom".)
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