Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'

The Hill ^ | 1/8/2010 | Christina Wilkie

[Taffini]

LOL....

[Publius6961]

Airport scanners have built-in microscopes?

[a fool in paradise]

"'scuse me..."

[earlJam]

Jerry and George are at the airport, in line for the metal detector.

Jerry: Look at this guy, he’s like a cat burglar. He thinks if he goes through real slow the machine won’t detect him.

[ansel12]

“Blind Melon Chitlin’ (We’ll never get that on the album cover) Cheech and Chong.

http://s0.ilike.com/play#Cheech+%26+Chong:Blind+Melon+Chitlin’:310833:s32355344.9790064.14182839.0.2.129%2Cstd_91dff9c2bd464096bf90f86c1d0dea9f

[mo]

Sounds like wishful thinking to me Jimmie..unless your talking about that thang between your shoulders...

[New Hope Conservitive]

The scanners also make him flaccid so he can drive his car too!!

[RJS1950]

He’s probably worried that it would identify him as the complete dickhead he is.

[jwalsh07]

They don’t make xray tube focal spots small enough to resolve that.

[gman992]

I’m sure that Ron Jeremy has nothing to worry about...

[windcliff]

Funny thread alert.

[avacado]

"He’s probably worried that it would identify him as the complete dickhead he is."

Or it might show a vagina...

[onedoug]

“It?”

“Out.”

[Danae]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That was priceless!!

[ApplegateRanch]

He's all penis.

If you look at him from the neck up, it appears he is a penis with eyes and ears!

Hmmmm; the penisauris impregnated Dale Ardent, before Flesh Gordon killed it; then Doctor Flexi Jerkoff sent the baby back in time, to be raised in the Smallville Orphanage?

[Clinging Bitterly]

Which is the reason he wears that awful tie - to hold his foreskin down.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks! Geek humor forever!

[Slings and Arrows]

Did you hear about the time James Carville took Viagra?

He got taller.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Of course Carville has one, he’s a complete dick.

[rlmorel]

"...measure my penis, then let me get on the plane..."

LOL...now, if the amount of time one waits in line is proportional to the length of one's penis, I expect he'll get right to the front of the line...probably ahead of the women!