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Michelle Obama gets a facelift from Good Housekeeping
sfgate.com ^
| 4/8/10
| Margot Magowan
Posted on 04/08/2010 6:38:39 PM PDT by Nachum
First problem: there's still a magazine called Good Housekeeping.
Magazines and newspapers are dying left and right, the whole publishing industry is imploding, yet Good Housekeeping lives on? It survives not only to give women crucial tips on vacuuming, ironing, or what Febreeze actually is, but to produce a commemorative "125th Anniversary Collector's Issue" graced with the creepiest cover photo of Michelle Obama I've ever seen.
This from Jezebel's Jessica Coen:
The entire bottom half of Michelle's face seems to have been replaced, her forehead has been nicely tightened, and the entire right (our left) side of her face seems to have scored some extreme chiseling. A solid helmet head and weird lighting finish off her look.
Michelle Obama is a stunning woman in every way-- why did Good Housekeeping transform her into a waxy, Stepford wife, lips and teeth bossed and glossed, hands clasped primly just under the appropriately wifey headline: "Keeping her marriage close, raising her girls and overcoming her biggest fear."
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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: auntester; boobbelt; facelift; good; michelle; mitchell; obama; photoshopped; sasquatch; tornadobrushing; wookie
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To: nmh
What did the poor little troll doll do that you insult him so?
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posted on
04/08/2010 7:04:25 PM PDT
by
Lera
To: Nachum
The word “macabre” immediately came to my mind, quickly followed by “grotesque.” The poor woman isn’t much too look at to begin with; doctoring up her photo in this way did her no favors.
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posted on
04/08/2010 7:09:19 PM PDT
by
TXBlair
(Obama is doing an INCREDIBLE job of running this country...into the ground.)
To: Nachum
They lie! Michelle is not a stunning woman. Average at best but not stunning.
To: Nachum
Oh, you've gotta be freaking kidding me!
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posted on
04/08/2010 7:15:12 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
To: Nachum
25
posted on
04/08/2010 7:16:52 PM PDT
by
Clintons Are White Trash
(Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, Rosie ODonnell, Maureen Dowd, Medea Benjamin - The Axis of Ugly)
To: RandallFlagg
She looks like one of those weird little aliens from “Mars Attacks!”
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posted on
04/08/2010 7:17:21 PM PDT
by
West Texas Chuck
(US out of the UN - UN out of the US)
To: Nachum
No airbrush here:
or here:
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posted on
04/08/2010 7:18:42 PM PDT
by
Neverforget01
(The problem is the doing, not the talking....Gov Haley Barbour)
To: Nachum
A new trend -- "Biased Boob Belts"! She gave up on the radials, I guess.
To: maggief; GOP_Lady; Nachum
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posted on
04/08/2010 7:20:06 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Sarah/Michele 2012)
To: West Texas Chuck
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posted on
04/08/2010 7:25:41 PM PDT
by
West Texas Chuck
(US out of the UN - UN out of the US)
To: 007girl; 1_Rain_Drop; 2nd amendment mama; 6323cd; abner; afraidfortherepublic; Aggie Mama; ...
Michelle Fashion Police Alert Ping!
FReepmail GOP_Lady if you want on or off this ping list
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posted on
04/08/2010 7:36:13 PM PDT
by
GOP_Lady
To: Neverforget01
Does this woman have access to a mirror?
Even I, who can’t wear a lot of things, know when things don’t look right of me.
Gees.
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posted on
04/08/2010 7:37:19 PM PDT
by
GOP_Lady
To: Neverforget01
Michelle’s Fat @55.
That right there is one for the Helen Thomas Hall of Fame.
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posted on
04/08/2010 7:39:00 PM PDT
by
IncPen
(HEY GORE -- GIVE BACK THE OSCAR! - GIVE BACK THE NOBEL! ANSWER THE HOAX!)
To: nmh
Heh! When I was growing up.....we also called the ‘dammit dolls’.
To: Nachum
I’m sure Michelle is happy... they put her head on some small skinny woman’s body.
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posted on
04/08/2010 7:47:17 PM PDT
by
keepitreal
( Don't tread on me.)
To: GOP_Lady
WOW! mooshelle overcame obesity! she looks beautiful, so gorgeous, ravishing with a knock out straight as a pin posture! She lost all her curves and appears quite flat ...around the edges... (well, except for that one disappearing boob and weird hair line).
What's her secret? how did she do this so quickly?
That Dr Photoshop is simply amazing!
To: RandallFlagg
Obviously, some valiant Republican or PUMA works in the GH production department.
Well done.
Maybe next they will make her husband look Presidential.
37
posted on
04/08/2010 7:52:51 PM PDT
by
PennsylvaniaMom
((((((((((((((((((((PALIN/BACHMANN 2012))))))))))))))))))))
To: GOP_Lady
thanks for Ping. I had just prior gone to the thread & was going to ping list after Cav’s game, which just ended.
Cyber graphic face lifts are cool(I would like to see one on me!!!) .. but unfortunately the real thing is what we see all the time with both of the first couple.
The ugly truth is there physically & performance wise
38
posted on
04/08/2010 7:55:10 PM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell God how big your storm is...Tell the storm how big your God is!)
To: GOP_Lady
Sadder thing is that we taxpayers are paying the salaries of an entourage who are helping her look this bad.
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posted on
04/08/2010 8:00:35 PM PDT
by
Neverforget01
(The problem is the doing, not the talking....Gov Haley Barbour)
To: Neverforget01
LOL!!!!!!
That costume has me in stitches! My sides hurt from all the LOL-ing
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