Posted on 05/29/2010 6:02:50 PM PDT by Josh Painter
May 19, 2010: I’ve arrived in Wasilla, Alaska, home to Sarah Palin! But it’s clear she’s already prepared an unfriendly reception. When I told the cabbie “I’m Joe McGinniss, the best-selling author,” he tried to act like he didn’t even know who I was. Well, if these hillbillies think they can fool this newshound, they’ve got another think coming!
May 20, 2010: Delighted to find indoor plumbing and electricity up here. Took a break from unpacking to check out the new place’s view. As soon as Bristol saw me, she shut her curtains – as if a few strips of cloth are going to protect her deceptions from exposure! Next, I tried from every angle to see Russia from here but it simply can’t be done. Just one day on the ground and already I’ve uncovered another Palin lie – Chapter Five has already written itself! Think I’ll call it “Hoop Dreams…”
May 21, 2010 (10 a.m.): Walked around town today. I asked a local where the nearest Whole Foods was and he just stared at me. I sat down at a diner and asked if the mushrooms in my omelet were shiitake. The owner told me, “This is a family place and we don’t use that kind of language.” I told him, “Well, that language was Japanese, sir, and where I come from – Massachusetts – we don’t appreciate racism!”
My 21, 2010 (10:15 a.m.): The cops are in on it too. Apparently, in this backwater a business owner can just ask you to leave if he decides he doesn’t want you in his diner. Amazing. And the Wasilla Police won’t listen. I pointed out the smokers just puffing away – nothing. I showed them salt shakers right out there on the table where anyone could use them...
(Excerpt) Read more at bigjournalism.com ...
Jeez Joe,get a friggin’ life.....
Joe needs to meet up with a really huge grizzly bear to take him out of his misery
Excellent very funny...:>)
“May 21, 2010 (10:15 a.m.): The cops are in on it too. Apparently, in this backwater a business owner can just ask you to leave if he decides he doesn’t want you in his diner. Amazing. And the Wasilla Police won’t listen. I pointed out the smokers just puffing away – nothing. I showed them salt shakers right out there on the table where anyone could use them – they acted like that was perfectly okay.”
You owe me a new keyboard - mine is covered in red wine now. Thanks for posting!
The paper forced him out shortly after that.
On a serious note, the Palin’s better be careful. There are any number of ways to ease drop on a house next door.
LOL Ok brain fart here, I thought he really wrote this
As I’ve said before, the Palins should point webcams at McStalker’s house and stream his actions 24/7.
I guess that tells the story of the level of sleazeball he is...
from what I've read, he's up against it, financially - having a hard time getting printed...
He's not just a sleazeball, he's a desperate sleazeball.
That means he'll be doubly apt to fabricate. He's already compromised any integrity and has put himself in a box to deliver the goods to Random House...especially if they are footing the bill.
They both deserve to fail colossally.
LOL!! Great satire!
Poor Andrew. No respect. LOL!
Pretty good !
This Kurt Schlichter fellow has some talent.
Sad fact here is that this what journalism has turned into, it was believable.
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