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Obituary: The Obama Administration (Jan. 2009 - May 2010)
Sunday, May 30, 2010 | cc

Posted on 05/30/2010 8:56:00 PM PDT by canuck_conservative

The Obama Administration died quietly this morning, after suffering a massive stroke of Incompetence, said to be brought on by the recent Gulf oil crisis. The patient was quickly rushed to Democratic National Party Hospital, where a team of spin doctors were unsuccessful in attempts to revive. The Obama team was known to have been in ill health for the past few months, but many friends and supporters privately said they were shocked by the rapid loss of political weight had shown in recent weeks. Various spin doctors had advised the patient to be more active, that lethargy would be fatal, but still he did nothing. Results of the official media autopsies are still pending. Team Obama is survived by the three children produced during its short tenure - Racial Tensions, Class Envy, and Political Demonising. Hillary requests that, in lieu of flowers, money be donated to her campaign to finally take over.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: incompetence; obama; satire; vanity
R.I.H.
1 posted on 05/30/2010 8:56:00 PM PDT by canuck_conservative
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To: canuck_conservative

I only wish Zer0 would go this gently into that good night. The damage he has done to this country, unfortunately, has another 31 months minimum to run its course.


2 posted on 05/30/2010 8:59:19 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: canuck_conservative; 1COUNTER-MORTER-68
BTTT

Nice dream, very nice dream.

3 posted on 05/30/2010 8:59:46 PM PDT by Chgogal (American Mugabe, get your arse out of my bank, my car, my doctor's office & my elec. utility.)
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To: canuck_conservative
I'm treating Obama as a joke and as an embarrassment. When I do this, people tell me he's brilliant. I laugh and say he's in way over his head, his inexperience and his incompetence are plain for all to see. People tell me he's respected around the world. I say he's a laughing stock -- Olympics? Copenhagen summit on global warming? China? Middle East? Korea? The guy is an international joke.

The Left hates mockery.

4 posted on 05/30/2010 9:00:57 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: canuck_conservative

One of the recent signs of illness, calling in Bill Clinton to help fabricate lies about the Sestak bribe. When you call upon the former Liar in Chief to help the current Liar in Chief, you know there’s real trouble with the patient.

BIH (burn baby burn)


5 posted on 05/30/2010 9:02:39 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ( HEY OBAMA, I CAN SEE NOVEMBER FROM MY BACK FORTY -Lady NRA Member)
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To: canuck_conservative

This dream isn’t complete without the key players in the Obamatron administration being frog marched off to club fed.


6 posted on 05/30/2010 9:03:28 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: canuck_conservative

I hear they chocked on Wagyu beef.


7 posted on 05/30/2010 9:04:59 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Don't care if he was born in a manger on July 4th! A "Natural Born" citizen requires two US parents!)
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To: Nachum
Or a flotilla of flotsam and jetsam like the one headed for Gaza, but this one aimed at Kenya.
8 posted on 05/30/2010 9:06:32 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Don't care if he was born in a manger on July 4th! A "Natural Born" citizen requires two US parents!)
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To: canuck_conservative

Being built in Flushing Meadow

9 posted on 05/30/2010 9:07:07 PM PDT by Bad~Rodeo (INTEGRATE or VACATE: BoycottMexicoNow.com)
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To: canuck_conservative

His base wouldn’t approve attending Memorial Day services at Arlington Cemetery, so the Maasai POS is going to make a token appearance in Chicago.


10 posted on 05/30/2010 9:17:59 PM PDT by libh8er
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To: TheConservativeParty

The “blow brothers” are cut from the same cloth.
Clinton = Lewinsky....Obama = Sinclair

Two peas in a pod. Both of them are weasels that are totally dominated by their wives. Their wives have the brains and the balls in their relationships.


11 posted on 05/30/2010 9:18:16 PM PDT by Shade_Trees_56
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To: canuck_conservative

Precious!


12 posted on 05/30/2010 9:18:59 PM PDT by Bullish (Been to all 57 States.... Or is it 58?)
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To: canuck_conservative

Bravo


14 posted on 05/30/2010 9:25:32 PM PDT by Americanwolf (If you are going to comment on Arizona Law SB1070.... Read the bill before you open your mouth!)
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To: canuck_conservative
Ths Zombie administration begins.
15 posted on 05/30/2010 9:28:07 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
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To: Americanwolf; Bullish

Thanks, we try. Humor helps to deal with the outrages.

BTW, at the time the stroke happened, Obama was at home, lying in bed with the oil companies.

:)


16 posted on 05/30/2010 9:35:16 PM PDT by canuck_conservative (Oil-trina 2010 - bye bye Bam!)
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To: canuck_conservative

barry’s already given up on solving the problem. that is evident by the admin setting the expectation that the leak will continue until august

perfect. that should really screw up the country

meanwhile, the first slack ass and his pet chewbacca are vacationing on the tax payers dime and visiting with America haters in chicago. (fruitie of islam)

when the truth comes out, members of the press should be arrest as co-conspirators.


17 posted on 05/30/2010 9:44:03 PM PDT by sten
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To: ClearCase_guy

He is a Saudi agent. Yeah it is a joke but the USA will probably be destroyed because of him.


18 posted on 05/30/2010 9:49:02 PM PDT by Frantzie (Democrats = Party of I*lam)
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To: sten
meanwhile, the first slack ass and his pet chewbacca

Ouch!  =)

19 posted on 05/30/2010 9:49:14 PM PDT by softwarecreator (I want my greenshoots!)
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To: sten

The plan is to let it keep leaking.


20 posted on 05/30/2010 9:50:10 PM PDT by Frantzie (Democrats = Party of I*lam)
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To: sten
when the truth comes out, members of the press should be arrest as co-conspirators.

Now that I agree with!  They are full outright traitors.

21 posted on 05/30/2010 9:50:53 PM PDT by softwarecreator (I want my greenshoots!)
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To: canuck_conservative

It continues to crack me up when I hear commentators on radio and TV referring to Obama as ‘inexperienced,’ and ‘naive.’ He is the ‘boy’ president. I have never once thought of Obama as naive or ‘the boy.’ He is dangerously calculating, focused and organized in his plans to take over America and have Government (which he controls) take over everything in our lives from cradle to grave! There are global elites behind Obama like Soros, UN globalists and Islamic leaders.
Obama may be inexperienced with supporting freedom, Judeo/Christian values and running a real business and country, but he is MOST experienced with practicing, teaching and planning the take over of America. He is a narcissistic, dangerous, fascist who is in the process with this congress of taking over all banking, the auto industry, now health care, soon energy and what we even grow and do in our homes. The ‘readers digest’ version of his intent is simply: CONTROL ALL FLOW OF MONEY, HEALTH CARE, EDUCATION, ARMS, MILITARY, ENTERTAINMENT AND MEDIA. He is well on his way.

We are not surfs! We are not Stepford wives! We are not Obama worshipers! We are not socialist/communists! WE ARE PROUD AMERICANS; WE LOVE OUR FREEDOM AND WILL FIGHT FOR IT!!!
can we say RIP?


22 posted on 05/30/2010 9:59:18 PM PDT by FreeperDoll
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To: canuck_conservative

23 posted on 05/30/2010 10:06:01 PM PDT by shield (A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand;but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
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To: canuck_conservative

Nonsense! The undead can’t die. 0bamaZombie is still on the loose.


24 posted on 05/30/2010 10:24:10 PM PDT by TigersEye (0basma's father was a British subject. He can't be a "natural-born" citizen.)
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To: ClearCase_guy
I'm treating Obama as a joke and as an embarrassment. When I do this, people tell me he's brilliant. I laugh and say he's in way over his head, his inexperience and his incompetence are plain for all to see. People tell me he's respected around the world. I say he's a laughing stock -- Olympics? Copenhagen sum

You just waisted your time talking to these idiots. Best they be removed from this nation ASAP.

25 posted on 05/30/2010 10:28:54 PM PDT by Digger (If RINO is your selection, then failure is your election)
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To: sten
"barry’s already given up on solving the problem. that is evident by the admin setting the expectation that the leak will continue until august"

I just heard tonite from a person in the oil business, that this blowout won't be fixed for a year....the attempts so far were for show mainly and were not really expected to work.

26 posted on 05/30/2010 11:00:57 PM PDT by matthew fuller (John Cornyn, re: Specter and Crist endorsements- Can you please endorse McCain also?)
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To: Nachum
To our Prez I say...
A short YouTube Video -- "What are you... a doomsday machine..."



27 posted on 05/31/2010 12:57:57 AM PDT by BobP (The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
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To: canuck_conservative

Cause of Death: Community Organizer Syndrome.


28 posted on 05/31/2010 3:34:21 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: Shade_Trees_56

“Their wives have...”

...three things in common...fat ass, big thighs and neither is the smartest woman in the world.

They do not have brains and balls - they both have big, obnoxious mouths.


29 posted on 05/31/2010 3:46:53 AM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
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To: canuck_conservative

Very well done, doctor. Your diagnosis is spot on..don’t know about those memorial contributions, though. I think this illness is contagious to all who attended the same party.


30 posted on 05/31/2010 4:20:52 AM PDT by SueRae
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To: ClearCase_guy
When I do this, people tell me he's brilliant.

Said people do not understand the difference between glibness and brilliance.

He has above average intelligence. Brilliant, no way.

31 posted on 05/31/2010 9:35:44 AM PDT by freespirited (There are a lot of bad Republicans but there are no good Democrats.--Ann Coulter)
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To: All
Was Obama a dual citizen? By birthright of his father and by adoption by
his stepfather, he may not be a NBC, and consitutionally disqualified from
holding office. He claims US citizenship due to his Hawaiian connections.

"ALOHA"

32 posted on 05/31/2010 2:22:26 PM PDT by Liz (If teens can procreate in a Volkswagen, why does a spotted owl need 2000 acres? JD Hayworth)
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