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Obituary: The Obama Administration (Jan. 2009 - May 2010)
Sunday, May 30, 2010 | cc

Posted on 05/30/2010 8:56:00 PM PDT by canuck_conservative

The Obama Administration died quietly this morning, after suffering a massive stroke of Incompetence, said to be brought on by the recent Gulf oil crisis. The patient was quickly rushed to Democratic National Party Hospital, where a team of spin doctors were unsuccessful in attempts to revive. The Obama team was known to have been in ill health for the past few months, but many friends and supporters privately said they were shocked by the rapid loss of political weight had shown in recent weeks. Various spin doctors had advised the patient to be more active, that lethargy would be fatal, but still he did nothing. Results of the official media autopsies are still pending. Team Obama is survived by the three children produced during its short tenure - Racial Tensions, Class Envy, and Political Demonising. Hillary requests that, in lieu of flowers, money be donated to her campaign to finally take over.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: incompetence; obama; satire; vanity
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To: sten
when the truth comes out, members of the press should be arrest as co-conspirators.

Now that I agree with!  They are full outright traitors.

21 posted on 05/30/2010 9:50:53 PM PDT by softwarecreator (I want my greenshoots!)
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To: canuck_conservative

It continues to crack me up when I hear commentators on radio and TV referring to Obama as ‘inexperienced,’ and ‘naive.’ He is the ‘boy’ president. I have never once thought of Obama as naive or ‘the boy.’ He is dangerously calculating, focused and organized in his plans to take over America and have Government (which he controls) take over everything in our lives from cradle to grave! There are global elites behind Obama like Soros, UN globalists and Islamic leaders.
Obama may be inexperienced with supporting freedom, Judeo/Christian values and running a real business and country, but he is MOST experienced with practicing, teaching and planning the take over of America. He is a narcissistic, dangerous, fascist who is in the process with this congress of taking over all banking, the auto industry, now health care, soon energy and what we even grow and do in our homes. The ‘readers digest’ version of his intent is simply: CONTROL ALL FLOW OF MONEY, HEALTH CARE, EDUCATION, ARMS, MILITARY, ENTERTAINMENT AND MEDIA. He is well on his way.

We are not surfs! We are not Stepford wives! We are not Obama worshipers! We are not socialist/communists! WE ARE PROUD AMERICANS; WE LOVE OUR FREEDOM AND WILL FIGHT FOR IT!!!
can we say RIP?


22 posted on 05/30/2010 9:59:18 PM PDT by FreeperDoll
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To: canuck_conservative

23 posted on 05/30/2010 10:06:01 PM PDT by shield (A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand;but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
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To: canuck_conservative

Nonsense! The undead can’t die. 0bamaZombie is still on the loose.


24 posted on 05/30/2010 10:24:10 PM PDT by TigersEye (0basma's father was a British subject. He can't be a "natural-born" citizen.)
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To: ClearCase_guy
I'm treating Obama as a joke and as an embarrassment. When I do this, people tell me he's brilliant. I laugh and say he's in way over his head, his inexperience and his incompetence are plain for all to see. People tell me he's respected around the world. I say he's a laughing stock -- Olympics? Copenhagen sum

You just waisted your time talking to these idiots. Best they be removed from this nation ASAP.

25 posted on 05/30/2010 10:28:54 PM PDT by Digger (If RINO is your selection, then failure is your election)
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To: sten
"barry’s already given up on solving the problem. that is evident by the admin setting the expectation that the leak will continue until august"

I just heard tonite from a person in the oil business, that this blowout won't be fixed for a year....the attempts so far were for show mainly and were not really expected to work.

26 posted on 05/30/2010 11:00:57 PM PDT by matthew fuller (John Cornyn, re: Specter and Crist endorsements- Can you please endorse McCain also?)
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To: Nachum
To our Prez I say...
A short YouTube Video -- "What are you... a doomsday machine..."



27 posted on 05/31/2010 12:57:57 AM PDT by BobP (The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
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To: canuck_conservative

Cause of Death: Community Organizer Syndrome.


28 posted on 05/31/2010 3:34:21 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: Shade_Trees_56

“Their wives have...”

...three things in common...fat ass, big thighs and neither is the smartest woman in the world.

They do not have brains and balls - they both have big, obnoxious mouths.


29 posted on 05/31/2010 3:46:53 AM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
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To: canuck_conservative

Very well done, doctor. Your diagnosis is spot on..don’t know about those memorial contributions, though. I think this illness is contagious to all who attended the same party.


30 posted on 05/31/2010 4:20:52 AM PDT by SueRae
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To: ClearCase_guy
When I do this, people tell me he's brilliant.

Said people do not understand the difference between glibness and brilliance.

He has above average intelligence. Brilliant, no way.

31 posted on 05/31/2010 9:35:44 AM PDT by freespirited (There are a lot of bad Republicans but there are no good Democrats.--Ann Coulter)
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To: All
Was Obama a dual citizen? By birthright of his father and by adoption by
his stepfather, he may not be a NBC, and consitutionally disqualified from
holding office. He claims US citizenship due to his Hawaiian connections.

"ALOHA"

32 posted on 05/31/2010 2:22:26 PM PDT by Liz (If teens can procreate in a Volkswagen, why does a spotted owl need 2000 acres? JD Hayworth)
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