Naked Man Arrested At Library With Stolen Cheese (ACTUAL TITLE - CINCINNATI)

wkrc.com ^ | 24 June 2010 | wkrc.com

[TSgt]

A man faces charges after an unusual incident at a local library. 52-year-old Darrell Bess was taken into custody yesterday, naked, armed with knives and several pounds of stolen cheese.

Bess was ordered by a judge to stay away from the Main branch of the Cincinnati-Hamilton County Public Library in downtown Cincinnati because of prior thefts.

But police say Bess ignored that warning. He was found naked, bathing in the men's bathroom at the library on Wednesday. Police searched his bag and found two knives, two library CD's and 4 pounds of parmesan cheese which he allegedly stole from a local store.

Court documents shows Bess is homeless and has a history of bizarre thefts. In May, he was arrested after he allegedly tried to shoplift 10 cans of herring and 16 cans of sardines at a local store. Then on June 13th, he was accused of trying to take several bags of candy from a Graeter's location.

Bess now faces new charges of carrying a concealed weapon, public indecency, criminal trespass, theft and receiving stolen property.

[TSgt]

Cincinnati's homeless are known for being batcrap crazy yet the Greater Cincinnati Coalition for the Homeless continues to fight for their right to be batcrap crazy.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Cheese, sardines and herring?....All he needed was crackers wine!

[Boogieman]

Still, it’s kind of silly that they charged him for concealed weapons because he had knives in his bag. If you’re homeless, you’ve pretty much got to carry your home around with you, and what home doesn’t have a few knives in it? I mean how else do you expect the guy to cut his stolen cheese?

[AngelesCrestHighway]

California batcrap crazy can beat that anyday!

[sam_paine]

May I be the first?

That's Na'cho Cheese!

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I laughed my head off reading the headline.

[nascarnation]

I think almost all homeless in the US are batcrap crazy.

There are so many govt programs and handouts available now that only those who really want to be homeless are.

[a fool in paradise]

Uh, you can keep the cheese

[Joe 6-pack]

"I mean how else do you expect the guy to cut his stolen cheese?"

The story said it was Parmesan cheese. He was probably snorting it.

[dblshot]

A man faces charges after an unusual incident at a local library.
You know, when the paper has to point out that something like this is unusual, it's got to be a crazy world. I remember the crazy homeless guy around Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco who used to steal a baguette and chase women tourists around while he held it out like a dildo. But then I don't remember the Examiner mentioning that was unusual.

[Lockbox]

but was it Gouda for him?

[a fool in paradise]

Al Gore Crazed Sex Poodle is still a better headline today.

GORE ‘CRAZED SEX POODLE’
Drudge Report ^
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2540761/posts

Competition is getting fierce though.

[Noumenon]

There’s no mention of a moose in this story.

[Humble Servant]

” ordered by a judge to stay away from ... the Cincinnati-Hamilton County Public Library “

Could ya have him stay out of the cheese shop, too? Please.

[clamper1797]

Did a moose bite him ?

[dblshot]

Bess was ordered by a judge to stay away from the Main branch of the Cincinnati-Hamilton County Public Library
I guess he'll have to take a bus out to one of the other branch locations.

[newheart]

Cincinnati's homeless are known for being batcrap crazy

It's not easy being cheesy.

[a fool in paradise]

If you’re homeless, you’ve pretty much got to carry your home around with you, and what home doesn’t have a few knives in it? I mean how else do you expect the guy to cut his stolen cheese?

In the report, the police asked him who cut the cheese.

[musicman]

[atomic conspiracy]

“allegedly tried to shoplift 10 cans of herring and 16 cans of sardines at a local store”

Herring and sardines? Yecchhh! As though being naked were not enough, this choice of food is proof positive he’s a pervert. Any normal low-life would be stealing spam and beanie-wienies.
Lock him up.