Posted on 08/09/2010 8:05:40 PM PDT by filbert
So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.
I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.
This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.
As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.
The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.
Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.
My place, however, will have better music.
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Greg brightens my nights... and I mean that in the most masculine way.
You don’t THAY!
I’d cut out the gay bar stuff since after all we’re conservatives, or supposed to be. But puppies and pigs and pork and Jews... (separate the pork from the Jews with a block of puppies, because we have no beef with the Jews, pun not intended) sounds like a winner to me.
But bus and car fumes are ok???
Just in passing, I wanted to mention that I pulled some pork tonight . . .
No, really. I had a crock-pot of pork loins going most of the day, getting ready for a party this weekend, that I shredded apart into tender, succulent morsels of delectable pork meat for consumption by the Faithful this Saturday.
(It’s for my birthday party, if you must know) . . .
BTW, if the sexual degenerates would build a bath house there, the closet homo muzzies would have the convenience of a quicky when coming or going for prayers. ... Baths might improve their distinctive goat-lovin' smell, eh?
Think of a name for the Gay Bar, to be across from Ground Zero Mosque
;-)
I love it when liberal “values” collide. No one—not even liberals—could figure out the hierarchy of victim groups. The friction from the cognitive dissonance alone could ignite a firestorm that would consume the entire southern part of Manhattan.
“Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That” would be a great name for a gay bar!
Perhaps I should have said, “butchest possible way”. I love Redeye.
Fun getting a riff going, though... conservatives tend to be better at it, ‘cause they’re born without the humorless gene.
Bus fumes, for sure. Can't be imposing undue restrictions upon municipal functions.
But your car or taxi had damn well better have its inspection sticker up-to-date.
Best I’ve seen:
“Ground Queero, a Mecca of Tolerence”.
The Pink Crescent.
That’s it.
Exactly. Billy Bob’s Pork Roast Palace.
The problem is that Islamic culture embraces homosexuality. It is a common practice in the sexually repressive culture f the middle east. They just pretend it doesn’t exists and every now and then some imam riles against it. The Muslies will just pretend the bar isn’t there and will very likely be it’s best customers when the sun goes down.
Don't click with the little kiddies around
I saw Greg on Beck’s show. He had some names for the bar, i.e... Suspicious Packages, You Mecca Me Hot.
No leftist will oppose such a bar. Not going to happen.
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