With Apologies to Doctor Seuss: THE WUBAMA AND THE PEE LOUSE

Source? Laz | 11/17/2010 | By Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

THE WUBAMA

The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldn’t do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.

Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.

The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.

Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!

THE PEE LOUSE

The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"

The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!

THE WUBAMA

The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldn’t do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.

Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.

The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.

Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!

THE PEE LOUSE

The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"

The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!

[Lazamataz]

I wrote this. I wonder if it's any good? It's a Doctor Seuss-kinda thing. Wish I could draw the characters!

[Lazamataz]

Here is the finished product. Post away on your forum!

[Still Thinking]

That’s great Laz! I love it!

[gimme1ibertee]

Excellent,Laz! You are quite the poet.....Dr Seuss would be proud!

[Still Thinking]

His feet show it — they’re long fellows!

[Mr. K]

It feels more like Alice in Wonderland prose than Dr. Suess

But that is no criticism- I liked it

[PatriotGirl827]

You wonder if it’s any good? It’s great!!!

[Lazamataz]

A little Seuss-ian humor.

[theDentist]

Good work Laz!!

[Lazamataz]

IF ANYONE IS AN ARTIST AND CAN DRAW DOCTOR-SEUSS-LIKE CHARACTERS, we can combine efforts and produce a wonderful composition.

[Upstate NY Guy]

LOL. I like it a lot.

Hiding political messages in children's rhymes is part of a great tradition.

[WayneS]

Good stuff.

When can we expect to see a poem about the ‘Barniphranc’?

[gimme1ibertee]

Lemme try...

I do not like DummycRats!
Not at all!
Not in the Senate or House or Hall!
Not in my life,
not in my purse,
DummycRats are certainly a curse!
I want them to leave!
I want them all out!
They are the reason we all scream and shout!

[cweese]

That’s awesome. Good work.

[Lazamataz]

A little Doctor-Seuss-y humor.

[Bitsy]

I hope you don’t mind, I’m sending it to friends. I loved it.

[Bitsy]

Oh, and characters would be a GREAT addition.

[freespirited]

I wonder if it's any good?

You impressed me, if that means anything.

[Lazamataz]

A little Doctor-Seuss-y humor.

[MaggieCarta]

Reading the Glassy Word Boards.

I love, love, love it, Laz! It's great! Thanks for making me smile.