WHAT on earth IS this... thing?It's obviously the offspring of a backstreet affair between Zelda Gilroy and Hank (The Face That Looks Like a Clenched Fist) Bauer.
Posted on 11/25/2010 12:38:08 PM PST by Justaham
Comedienne Sandra Bernhard called Bristol Palin a hooker on Wednesday's "The Joy Behar Show."
JOY BEHAR, HOST: After weeks of speculation that the low-scoring Bristol Palin could actually take the "Dancing With The Stars`" win, the nation breathed the sigh of relief last night as Jennifer Grey was crowned the champion (ph). With me now to talk about this and other stories in the news are Sandra Bernhard, comedian and singer, Rebecca Dana, senior correspondent for the Daily Beast, and Andrea Marcovicci, singer and actress. I called you Andrea. Is it Andrea or Andrea?
ANDREA MARCOVICCI, SINGER: It`s Andrea.
BEHAR: Andrea?
MARCOVICCI: Yes. You did great.
BEHAR: So, Sandra, were you ready to shoot the TV last night?
SANDRA BERNHARD, COMEDIAN: I twittered for the entire two hours. My eyeballs were falling out of my head. I said, first of all, I said, Cander and Ebb would not allow this.
(LAUGHTER)
BERNHARD: You cannot be part of the Palin legacy and dance to Cander and Ebb in a cage.
BEHAR: Yes.
BERNHARD: I mean, Bob Fosse, he turned over in his grave.
BEHAR: I know. What about Fred Astair and Ginger Rogers? They`re dead, you know. They died last night.
BERNHARD: Yes. They died and came back and died for the third time.
BEHAR: What`s her name, Bristol on today`s "View" said something like --
BERNHARD: How did she do it? How did she get to New York to do the "View"?
BEHAR: I don`t know.
REBECCA DANA, SENIOR CORRESPONDENT, THE DAILY BEAST: They have their own plane, these people.
BERNHARD: She`s such a hooker. She got on a flight after losing last night.
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That ugly goes right to the bone.
That is Patrick Swayze ??
Yikes - that HAS to be a man in drag. That cannot be the face of a woman....
Rumor has it the makeup girl committed suicide after the show.
WHAT on earth IS this... thing?It's obviously the offspring of a backstreet affair between Zelda Gilroy and Hank (The Face That Looks Like a Clenched Fist) Bauer.
Did any of the wenches get up and leave in protest? No?
Behar may be part Osmotic Jew but she's actually of Italian extraction.
members of audience
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. When she was born the doctor slapped her father. Beat with an ugly stick til it broke.
Just told 3 funnier jokes than she’s told in the sorry life. Looks don’t count.
Actually, hard as it is to believe, Bernhard worked briefly as a hooker. One evening her boyfriend arrived back at the apartment early just as the last john of the day was departing and before she could put away proceeds of the day.
Bruce, her boyfriend, spotted the take, walked over and counted it. It came to $35.10.
Shocked, Bruce asked “Who was the cheap SOB who gave you a dime?”
Sandra replied “All of them.”
She was THAT good.
I would consider having Bernhard as an enemy a good thing. What has light to do with darkness?
Just looks goofy in print!
Dang! No wonder she is a commedienne, who wouldn’t laugh at that mug! Geez, isn’t that just the perfect picture to go along with the epitome of job security.
When she was born the doctor slapped her father.You forgot to mention that the nurses lined up to get their whacks in. The joke would have been funnier. ;)
***That is one nasty woman!***
When I first saw that picture I thought the hair moved, just like a tangle of snakes!
Well, at least HE was funny!
She looks like a professional blind date.
No wonder she is a commedienne, who wouldn’t laugh at that mug!The laughter would cease the moment that mug opens its mouth.
Is she a woman, or Mick Jagger in drag?
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