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Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear
TCPalm ^
| 28 February 2011
| Will Greenlee
Posted on 03/01/2011 1:24:15 PM PST by jda
"A man deputies found with crack in his buttocks was arrested after a drug sniffing dog noted a 'narcotic odor coming from his rear,' according to a recently released St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office report.
. . .
"The deputy believed he felt something tube-like in Colbert's caboose. A drug sniffing dog was brought in, and the deputy got a 'positive alert for the presence of narcotic odor coming from his rear,' a report states.
"A deputy extracted the tube from the 'crack of Colbert's buttocks' and found 12 crack cocaine rocks. Deputies also found $145 on Colbert.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: alfranken; drugbust; headlines
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To: jda
Did they really need the dog’s opinion to figure that one out?
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:42:52 PM PST
by
Crucial
To: Proud_texan
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:44:08 PM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
To: Red Badger
Does it really take a highly trained k9 to find that?
To: RoseofTexas
THAT is the most insanely hilarious headliner...BAWHAHHAHAHAH..I bet you anything the writer intentionally named it so!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! I just pis..d myself laughing at this thread.
I'm drinking black coffee, 12 year old scotch and half listening to that fat purdy irish kid, Sean.
Boy, if he ever ends up in the slammer, he will beg for cabbage.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:46:24 PM PST
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages, in honor of Standing Wolf.)
To: jda
if he was white... and he spilled the info after interrogation...
"Cracka Cracks on Crack Crack!"
To: jda
To: jda
Just say No to bifurcation.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:51:47 PM PST
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: jda
That’s the ultimate stupid headline.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:53:10 PM PST
by
Tribune7
(The Democrat Party is not a political organization but a religious cult.)
To: The_Media_never_lie
No, my Chihuahua can find butt cracks all day long...............
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:53:52 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name. Want to have fun? Google your friend's names.....)
To: jda
One more for the headlines-you-know-you’re-going-to-regret-clicking-on-but-can’t-stop list...
To: Tijeras_Slim
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:57:15 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name. Want to have fun? Google your friend's names.....)
To: jda
Poor dog!Are you kidding? That's a definition of dog Nirvana.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:58:41 PM PST
by
katana
To: jda
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:01:47 PM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
To: jda
Yeah I highly suspect the biggest majority of us are guilty of that .....
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:02:29 PM PST
by
Lees Swrd
("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
To: jda
The jokes just tell themselves sometimes, don’t they?
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:02:32 PM PST
by
Braak
(The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
To: jda
Dog bites man - not news.
Man bites dog - news.
Crack in butt - not news.
Butt in crack - news.
To: jda
The jokes just tell themselves sometimes, don’t they?
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:02:42 PM PST
by
Braak
(The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
To: MrB
Yes, but how do you get rid of the Klingons around Uranus?
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:04:00 PM PST
by
gogogodzilla
(Live free or die!)
To: Jack Hammer
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:04:14 PM PST
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. N.C. D.E. +12 ....( History is a process, not an event ))
To: jda
These comments are just too good today! Keep them coming! Laughter is good medicine.
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:05:45 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer.")
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